Note for the room...

[MAXAMEYES]

...And for self:

When the Ol' Lady asks ya, "How much you been drinkin' so far, huh?" Now matter how true or how satisfying it may be, do not answer; " So much so that yer lookin' pretty good...again!"

 

[Turnover]

Just buy her a new pair of shoes, she'll forget about it. B)

 

[stillwantmore]

...And for self:

When the Ol' Lady asks ya, "How much you been drinkin' so far, huh?" Now matter how true or how satisfying it may be, do not answer; " So much so that yer lookin' pretty good...again!"

Naw, that's just your que to pour her a drink.