Must See! - BigWillie Hanging The Wesson Old Bottle!

Hey Red - Thanks for the thumbs up!

Am I on a farm??? - I been waiting for someone to fall into my trap - LOL!

Here's why my Avatar is a Milk Cow....

A few months ago I discovered UDDER CREAM for Jelqing!

- - It is UDDERLY FANTASTIC! - - -

It was originally made for Dairy Cows..
it's supposed to make UDDERS heal quicker and stop them from cracking open from all the milking.

However, the women folk somehow discovered it was good for hand cream, face cream, etc. You know those women will try anything on their face.

I have visions of a 19 Year Old Farmer's Daughter... Quietly milking the cow one day and suddenly decides to rub Udder Cream all over her face...

Ohh that was good, so she rips off her top and begins to Butter up her own Udders with Udder Cream...

Sometimes I imagine that MY DICK is a COW UDDER and my Jelqing hands are those of the farmer's daughter.

Ohh ! She can Milk Me So GOOD!

"Your Dick Udder gets so BIG and Fat when I milk it", she says!

"Put it in your mouth," I say to the farmer's daughter!

"Ohh - I can't do that, I hate the taste of Udder Cream", she replies.

Razzel Frazzel - Damn that Udder Cream!
 
Originally posted by BigWillie
Here's why my Avatar is a Milk Cow....

A few months ago I discovered UDDER CREAM for Jelqing!

- - It is UDDERLY FANTASTIC! - - -

It was originally made for Dairy Cows..
it's supposed to make UDDERS heal quicker and stop them from cracking open from all the milking.

However, the women folk somehow discovered it was good for hand cream, face cream, etc. You know those women will try anything on their face.

I have visions of a 19 Year Old Farmer's Daughter... Quietly milking the cow one day and suddenly decides to rub Udder Cream all over her face...

Ohh that was good, so she rips off her top and begins to Butter up her own Udders with Udder Cream...

Sometimes I imagine that MY DICK is a COW UDDER and my Jelqing hands are those of the farmer's daughter.

Ohh ! She can Milk Me So GOOD!

"Your Dick Udder gets so BIG and Fat when I milk it", she says!

"Put it in your mouth," I say to the farmer's daughter!

"Ohh - I can't do that, I hate the taste of Udder Cream", she replies.

Razzel Frazzel - Damn that Udder Cream!
lol
 
Originally posted by BigWillie
Hey Red - Thanks for the thumbs up!

Am I on a farm??? - I been waiting for someone to fall into my trap - LOL!

Here's why my Avatar is a Milk Cow....

A few months ago I discovered UDDER CREAM for Jelqing!

- - It is UDDERLY FANTASTIC! - - -

It was originally made for Dairy Cows..
it's supposed to make UDDERS heal quicker and stop them from cracking open from all the milking.

However, the women folk somehow discovered it was good for hand cream, face cream, etc. You know those women will try anything on their face.

I have visions of a 19 Year Old Farmer's Daughter... Quietly milking the cow one day and suddenly decides to rub Udder Cream all over her face...

Ohh that was good, so she rips off her top and begins to Butter up her own Udders with Udder Cream...

Sometimes I imagine that MY DICK is a COW UDDER and my Jelqing hands are those of the farmer's daughter.

Ohh ! She can Milk Me So GOOD!

"Your Dick Udder gets so BIG and Fat when I milk it", she says!

"Put it in your mouth," I say to the farmer's daughter!

"Ohh - I can't do that, I hate the taste of Udder Cream", she replies.

Razzel Frazzel - Damn that Udder Cream!
LMAO rofl
 
My my my - BigWillie that is an exceptional pic. Phenomenal!
In fact, you are the first person other than the ol' Captn himself that I've ever seen getting busy with the Wench.

Lookin good. Great work Brother!

--Cap
 
Originally posted by ApOcaLyPSe_1985
I have been using udder cream from the start :p
I never knew it was meant for cows, the pot just reads "udder cream". LOL

The Udder Cream I have has Directions on the Back side of the Tub... It says:

"Do not use on parts affected with COW POX infection.. Thoroughly Wash treated UDDER and TEATS with clean water and soap before each MILKING to avoid contamination of MILK."

LOL! -
 
Using "Udder Balm" for going on 5 years now and it heals skin in a hurry! Better than vitamin E -

Big Wille that is awesome! You keep up the great work!!
 
Originally posted by BigWillie
Hey Red - Thanks for the thumbs up!

Am I on a farm??? - I been waiting for someone to fall into my trap - LOL!

Here's why my Avatar is a Milk Cow....

A few months ago I discovered UDDER CREAM for Jelqing!

- - It is UDDERLY FANTASTIC! - - -

It was originally made for Dairy Cows..
it's supposed to make UDDERS heal quicker and stop them from cracking open from all the milking.

However, the women folk somehow discovered it was good for hand cream, face cream, etc. You know those women will try anything on their face.

I have visions of a 19 Year Old Farmer's Daughter... Quietly milking the cow one day and suddenly decides to rub Udder Cream all over her face...

Ohh that was good, so she rips off her top and begins to Butter up her own Udders with Udder Cream...

Sometimes I imagine that MY DICK is a COW UDDER and my Jelqing hands are those of the farmer's daughter.

Ohh ! She can Milk Me So GOOD!

"Your Dick Udder gets so BIG and Fat when I milk it", she says!

"Put it in your mouth," I say to the farmer's daughter!

"Ohh - I can't do that, I hate the taste of Udder Cream", she replies.

Razzel Frazzel - Damn that Udder Cream!

that was... specific lol
 
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