MOS's Second Annual "If You Were Gay..." Pageant

[kong1971]

Since the forums have been kinda slow lately, I decided I would make a few threads to liven things up a little. Last year, for laughs, we held an "If You Were Gay..." pageant here on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] to see which celebrity would be able to turn all you panting, sweating he-men into limp-wristed little pansy boys. The winner of this little contest was bad-boy actor Colin Farrel... Hmm. I liked some of his movies, but I just can't see what it is about him that would make some of you go all weak into the knees. I voted for Alec Baldwin, personally, but he's going all Elvis fat on me now so I am going to have to think of someone else this year.

The rules of the contest are pretty simple.

1) You must choose a celebrity, be it an actor, a sports figure, or just generally someone we would all know. You can't pick DLD-- although I know he has those big, sexy doe eyes and long, curling lashes, haha.

2) You can't get all pissy and outraged. This thread is just for laughs. I mean, be serious, but don't get all "I'm not gay! You guys are homos!"

3) We'll let this run for one week and then tally up the votes and see who wins.

So, guys, if you were gay, what celebrity would you bend over backwards for? Or is that bend over forwards...?

LAST YEAR'S WINNER...

 

[REDZULU2003]

I'm in, its just for fun so PLEASE NOTE serious wankers with plums in their mouth and snotty nose...dont go hurling shiet this way about being gay, if you aint got useful things to say on THIS THREAD TOPIC than take a hint and FUCK OFF.

Okay well I had to toss [not literally] to think of someone.
The guy pictured above 'farrell' came to mind, but the main two were Matt Damen and Jude Law....I have chosen Matt Damen.

Matt Damen is my bitch, the guy from the Bourne supremecy.

 

[kong1971]

lol

that's hilarious, red. thanks for joining in the fun! I never would have pictured you and matt damon. I kind of have a sneaky suspicion he's already taken, tho...by Ben Affleck.

THE SCORE

Matt Damon................1 vote

 

[bjpnola]

How about Rupert Everett, Goran Visnjic, Eric McCormack, Dylan McDermott, Christopher Meloni, B.D. Wong . . . uh, can I have more than one pick?

 

[REDZULU2003]

I think its one, better ask Kong.
I'm really disapointed at the lack of enthusiasm at takeing part in this thread.
Just three of us and its been stuck awhile now...whats the matter is it that much a taboo subject, that much a issue you feel insecure about talking about another man?

 

[dogsdoodahs]

Hey nothing wrong if you are gay or bi but personally I don't find guys attractive in a sexual way so find it hard to join in with this thread.

I do think that Elvis was very handsome in the 50's and 60's when he was slim, good height (about 6 foot?), good slim build, amazing skin. Is it true he had naturally fair hair?

 

[kong1971]

I don't think it's too taboo for most guys here. What I have observed is that no one here seems to have much of a sense of humor anymore. Not like it used to be. This is just for yucks, guys, but whatever... bj, you can only pick one. No laundry lists!

 

[Dashdeming]

I go with Steve Martin. Be gay AND laugh your ass off.

 

[Pharaoh]

I go for Mark Wahlberg, my old teenage crush :zzboner:

lol

 

[kong1971]

Mark Wahlberg, from New Kids?! That's...that's just sick!

lol



THE SCORE

Matt Damon................1 vote
Elvis Presley................1 vote
Steve Martin...............1 vote
Mark Wahlberg.............1 vote

 

[iwant8inches]

Is it still going on? We've no winner yet so I guess I'll fuck or is it he'd be fucking me...eh...lol

Enrique Iglesias. I don't care what anyone says about my sexuality. I wish I looked like him lol. He'd get the D from me if I were gay.

 

[kong1971]

THE SCORE

Matt Damon................1 vote
Elvis Presley................1 vote
Steve Martin...............1 vote
Mark Wahlberg.............1 vote
Enrique Iglesias............1 vote

Yeah, we'll keep going for a little while, since this thread kind of got ignored at first. BTW, isn't Enrique the Spanish singer with the big...uh...mole on his face? Oh, yeah, it is... mole... molay-molay-mole!

 

[Pharaoh]

Mark Wahlberg, from New Kids?! That's...that's just sick!

dunno if you're jokin, but that's donnie.

 

[kong1971]

Oh, yeah! I get those two mixed up. Mark is the dude from "Planet of the Apes" and "Boogie Nights". Actually, he's a pretty good actor. "The Perfect Storm" is one of my favorite movies. Here's a pic of marky mark from Boogie Nights.

 

[Pharaoh]

didn't u photoshop his calvin klein pics recently...

 

[kong1971]

yes...what can I say...brain fart!

I'm still trying to figure out who I'mo be picking to be my bitchdaddy. You'd think I'd have me a sugardaddy already picked out the way I'm always talking, but I spend far less time in the picture proof section than my good friend and ITAS buddy ANCIENTCHINA and I really don't know who I'm going to pick for this contest either. Maybe I need some gay vitamins or something. Actually, I think I know who I might pick, but I haven't decided for sure yet...Stay tuned!

 

[reluctant]

i want jason priestley rofl
he has such a cute mouth :blowjob:

 

[reluctant]

Hydromax cant edit!

here are some pics of my cutie jason

btw i am not gay rofl

 

[kong1971]

Ahh, jason, with those sad little puppy dog eyes. Good choice, reluctant. Erm...He DOES have a cocksucker mouth...

THE SCORE

Matt Damon................1 vote
Elvis Presley................1 vote
Steve Martin...............1 vote
Mark Wahlberg.............1 vote
Enrique Iglesias............1 vote
Jason Priestly...............1 vote

 

[vforbiggerp]

I'd go with actor from "Law and order" and "Oz" - Christopher Meloni!

And, if you really, wanna know, I am gay/bi and happy about it!
But, I am single and without lover!

 

[psychojitsu]

Angelina Joile

 

[british banger]

Adding a new face to the list. Having seen loads of his films recently, just because they happenned to be on t.v, I have too say antonio banderas. I don't know what it is but the director must tell the camera man to focus on his ass, as I've caught myself thinking too too too many times "what a lovely bum he has".

 

[Priapologist]

Sir Ben Kingsley

 

[johningb]

Tom Welling of Smallville fame.

 

[REDZULU2003]

Glad to see that this thread is doing well in the name of FUN.

 

[bkkorps]

if i were on the recieving end of the deal, which ever celebrity has the smallest cock. lol