I saw a John Valby show Friday night

I saw a John Valby show Friday night at a club in Pittsburgh. The CDs I've heard over the years made me laugh a little, but the live show had me laughing my ass off. See him if you ever get a chance.

And if you don't know who he is, look on Kazaa or whatever for songs like:

Who Gives a Fuck?
Ain't No Pussy
Roll a Leg Over
The Gangbang
End of the Month


Nothing like seeing a 62 year-old man pound that shit out on the barroom piano.
 
I can't believe there aren't any other dirt freaks here on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] that like his shit. :P
 
Dude, that fukkin' raunchy-ass ol' cocker KILLS me !
I first went to go see him back in about '78...I'm amazed that he still pulls in the crowds. Whatcha gotta admire is the fact that he's made a damn good, long career outta singin' songs that'd probably get yer ass arrested if you ever sang 'em out in public.

I hadn't heard of him in years when a kid that useta work for me sent me one of his CD's...he was like, "Dude! ya gotta listen to this guy, he's as fucked up as you are !" (I took that as a compliment, of course.) And that's what I used to introduce my kids to the guy...maybe they'll have a "piano-adult entertainment" career. And then buy me my fukkin' island !
 
Finally, we got a couple guys here. MAXAMEYES, that's some funny stuff man. My friends tell me he's half as fucked up as me too, and I take it as a compliment.

Right now, my buddy lent me some CDs I'll put on my iPod:

Live from Jackinsack, New Jersey
Dr. Dirty's Sphincter Unplugged
Coming Soon on a Face Near You
John Valby Double D's
 
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