How many people have survived a parachute not opening?

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How many people have survived a parachute not opening? 1236, yup, exactly 1236 people have survived a parachute not opening?
 
WOW. Is this straight out of a plane with ZERO shoot opening? I find that crazy as the speed they would be traveling would definitely kill you. If not those are some LUCKY people
 
If you pass out and land on grass you will. . . the only reason people's bones break during huge falls is because their muscles are contracted and hugging their bones.

It was a video where this guy was thrown like 4-6 miles from his house by a tornado. Luckily when he was trying to protect his mom he was K.O.'ed by flying debris and he didn't suffer any other injuries.
 
There was a guy in my hs who fell 80 feet off a bridge. Broke his back.

He healed, went back to construction work, and today he's a female bodybuilder.

Maybe we're not supposed to learn anything.
 
Two girls, sisters, attending U MD, were in the basement of their high rise dorm, waiting for a tornado.

Oddly enough, a tornado did come, but, their dad called and told them to come home.

Both girls were women, 21 or older. That's the lesson. Listen to your dad, but, make your own decisions if you are a grown up.

They left the concrete basement of the concrete building, got into their car, and the tornado flew them in their car right over the building, so they got a good look at the building from all sides, kind of a sales pitch, the building looking real safe, and the location was perfect.

Then the tornado dropped the car. Both girls died. They could have become male bodybuilders later after working too hard for years, but, they're not.

Anybody do Penis Enlargement in a concrete basement? Every hang a parachute from your dorm ceiling? Every jump out your dorm window with a parchute tied to your peenus? Ever drop a refrigerator out your dorm window, tied to your pepe?
 
Sadly two later died simply because they pissed me the fuck off.
Fate can be cruel.


doublelongdaddy;531812 said:
How many people have survived a parachute not opening? 1236, yup, exactly 1236 people have survived a parachute not opening?
 
maxameyes;543851 said:
sadly two later died simply because they pissed me the fuck off.
Fate can be cruel.

:):):) grrrrrrrrrrr
 
Not exactly the same, but, I know someone who survived when her primary shoot didn't open. It was her first jump. She said that the release to detach primary shoot and open secondary was difficult for her, she had to work hard to get it to go. And then when the secondary shoot did open, it whipped her around and she had some back problems thereafter. She never did a second jump.
 
pnoewbe;543782 said:
There was a guy in my hs who fell 80 feet

off a bridge. Broke his back.

He healed, went back to construction work, and today he's a female bodybuilder.

Maybe we're not supposed to learn anything.
hahaha wtf
 
pnoewbe;543784 said:
Two girls, sisters, attending U MD, were in the basement of their high rise dorm,
waiting for a tornado.

Oddly enough, a tornado did come, but, their dad called and told them to come home.

Both girls were women, 21 or older. That's the lesson. Listen to your dad, but, make your own decisions if you are a grown up.

They left the concrete basement of the concrete building, got into their car, and the tornado flew them in their car right over the building, so they got a good look at the building from all sides, kind of a sales pitch, the building looking real safe, and the location was perfect.

Then the tornado dropped the car. Both girls died. They could have become male bodybuilders later after working too hard for years, but, they're not.

Anybody do Penis Enlargement in a concrete basement? Every hang a parachute from your dorm ceiling? Every jump out your dorm window with a parchute tied to your peenus? Ever drop a refrigerator out your dorm window, tied to your pepe?
Hahaha funny their male body building career was finished because daddy killed them man haha
 
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