How Kinky Are We?

[kong1971]

All us guys here are pretty liberal sexually. We talk about sex, look at nudity and practice the art of Penis Enlargement constantly. What I wonder is just how kinky we are, so I posted a poll to see just how crazy some of us can get. Please feel free to choose as many as you want, and don't worry, your answers will not be made public.

I tried to think up some really crazy stuff. I left the more vanilla stuff off the list, although there is an option for virgins. Please be truthful. Don't click something unless you actually did it.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

you can tell I voted.....

 

[kong1971]

Nothing wrong with that. You have alot of good stuff to look forward to!

 

[kong1971]

Hmmm....4 out of 8 men so far have admitted eating their own cum...That surprises me. I tasted mine to prove a point to my wife. She always said you first when I asked her to finish a bj so I did it, but it actually was not that gross tasting. I was kind of ashamed of it...not so ashamed now....haha

PS-- she kept her end of the bargain

 

[Shafty]

Hmmm....4 out of 8 men so far have admitted eating their own cum...That surprises me. I tasted mine to prove a point to my wife. She always said you first when I asked her to finish a bj so I did it, but it actually was not that gross tasting. I was kind of ashamed of it...not so ashamed now....haha

PS-- she kept her end of the bargain

Well, I think a lot of guys have tasted their cum just outta curiosity... myself included! I don't mean like a whole spoonful, but just a tiny little amount. It didn't taste like anything, really, and I am not planning on making it a habit.

I voted for plain old sex and sex toys, btw (I'll be getting my [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FleshLight[/words] soon).

 

[TheExecutioner]

Yeah ive tasted my own cum, it was on my hand just before i was gonna reach for the kleenex and i thought, I wonder what it is women are eating of mine.......

 

[kong1971]

Just tried role playing...and I must say that it was fun! If you haven't tried role playing, have an open discussion with your mate and see if she wants to do it. I think you will be surprised what kind of response you get. My wife informed me that women have all kinds of detailed fantasies in their heads but are just too shy to share them with their man unless you coax them out of her.

I never thought I would like it, and at first I kept laughing and couldn't really think of what to say. But then when things got down and dirty, it was really cool and I really got into it. I have thought about our little game all day, playing it over in my head. It took a little bit of time and discussion beforehand to get into it, to work out the fantasy situation so it went the way she imagined it, but once it got started, let's just say, the Warden took things over and handled it very efficiently.

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

Option #1.

 

[kong1971]

1 swinger? Must be richdad or ctmwm... My wife and I talked about swinging, but we are both way too jealous of each other to try it. Funny thing is, she would want FFM and I would want MMF. You'd think it'd be the other way around!

COME ON GUYS! CHIME IN AND TELL US YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! DON'T BE SUCH STICKS IN THE MUD! IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN!

Kong is getting tired of being the only pervert on this forum...

 

[Texan]

Man, I love anal...I did my H.S. g/f anally one time and shortly thereafter we broke up and I got together with my wife. We've been together for ab.t 11 years now (married 7). Anyway, the wife tried anal once soon after we first got together, but we didn't work up to it enough and so we couldn't get it in (even with my then 4.7" girth); she said it hurt really bad and refused any back door access from that point on. Fastforward to last fall. After working on her for nearly 10 years she finally agreed to give it a go. We did it once where she let me come in her ass, then a couple of nights later we did it again, but she stopped it about half-way thru. No more since then. But I can't complain...she says she doesn't enjoy it and at least she tried it for me.

On the sex toys issue...I love to see a pussy filled/stretched open. I bought the wife her first vibrator on our honeymoon (small/avg size) which she still has and loves to this day. Last fall I ordered her a bigger one...one of the jelly jobs about 10x5.8 (yes, I measured). At first she would hardly use it or let me use it, and even still she will rarely use it. I pretty sure it's because I feel really small to her after that thing, although she denies this. Anyway, last night she was facilitating the girth workout with a clamped BJ, and I showed her my measurement and then measured the big jelly dildo and I was only a fraction of inch smaller, maybe 1/16". Her eyes just kinda lit up. I can't wait to cement that size.

As for incest, I have a cousin I would definitely bang; she's about 8 years younger than I. I've had dreams about closer female relatives, but no conscious desires.

I would definitely love to have a FFM threesome. The wife has just gotten to where she will actually admit she finds some women sexually attractive, but she is really shy and won't hardly talk about it. She said the only thing that could ever happen is either I watch her with another girl or I can only touch/fuck my wife during the threesome (while she and the other girl go at it). I honestly cannot ever see either scenario actually happening. I have little desire (20% maybe) for a MMF, but only for my wife's total pleasure...I wouldn't want to touch the other guy. I have a lot of fantasies about seeing my wife get drilled by some 10x7" schlong. I'm sure I would have even greater inadequacy issues if this ever happened though.

Swinging/swapping: The other chick would have to be fairly good looking and the guy a tongueless, fingerless, 3x2 (fully erect), ugly mo'fo' for me to consider it...of course if these were the factors, the wife would nix the idea...so won't happen.

Gay sex just turns me off. Fast.

Exhibitionism...my H.S. g/f (see above) was a live one. She was ready to go anytime, anyplace. Movie theaters, amusement parks, back seat of her mom's car..you name it. But wifey is complete opposite. Last weekend when our son was at the grandparents we went to see a movie that had been out for awhile. There weren't a lot of people there so I tried to get her sit in the back corner so we could fool around. She killed that idea pronto.

Anyway, we're pretty tame. I guess I should be happy that I least get sex about 3-4 times a week; that's more than a lot of married guys. And she facilitates my girth Penis Enlargement with clamped BJ's so that's fucking cool.

 

[fallen_one23]

I tasted my cum before, It wasn't that bad, actually not that bad at all, gives a whole new meaning when a girl calls you "sweet"

 

[kong1971]

Texan, you are funny! I like reading your posts. You are like me. You just let it all hang out and fuck anybody that don't like it.

I would really like to do anal on my wife, but at 7 1/2" X 6", I don't push the issue too much. We tried it once when I was smaller, and it hurt, so I can imagine now, after Penis Enlargementing up to biggie size... Still, last night, she hinted that MAYBE she would give it another try someday!

You must be pretty hung if you are 1/16th smaller than your jelly jobber. How can you be insecure about your size at all? I heard you say that in a couple other posts, too.

Me and my wife have a toy, too. I call him my little sidekick. It is about 6" X 4.5". It USED to be bigger than me! Now it's looking kinda small, and my wife asked me for a bigger, softer one. I got this HUGE ass dildo (about 10X7) and she got pissed and made me pitch it. It was too big for her, honestly, and wouldn't even go in halfway before it hurt her. Oooops! I honestly thought she would like it, and it didn't look all that big when I bought it, but the wifey has a little bitty persnickety and couldn't take it. I am actually the biggest she's ever had. She's never been with any really huge guys, so she has always been tight! Just lucky, there... Her "big one" was about 6.5 to 7, and it was an issue with me til I Penis Enlargemented past that. It was not much of an issue with her so long as I could hit her G-spot and make her cum vaginally, but when I was younger it drove me crazy with jealousy!

We have discussed threesomes. She'd like to do it with another female and me and I would like to do it with another male and her. So what? In my fantasy, I don't do anything with the guy. I do my wife while she blows him, then he does my wife while she blows me. When I was in college, one of my friends invited me to join in with him and his wife. We were all drinking...It's been kind of stuck in my head ever since. It was pretty hot. I would be quite happy to have a FFM with my wife, too! I get turned on seeing two women kiss and play with each other. They could make out and diddle each other while I worked my way back and forth. That would be awesome, too! I had a hot dream one time where my wife and two other women were bent over on the edge of my bed with their asses in the air, and they were all looking back over their shoulders smiling at me while I went from one to the other, drilling them! I didn't want to wake up on that one!

Actual gay, one on one, guy sex is not appealing to me.

I am not an exhibitionist, but it isn't because I'm embarassed of my penis or shy. I'm just fat and hairy. NOBODY wants to see that, so I am kind and spare anyone that frightening sight.

I think I could swing with my wife and another couple if we were all friends. My wife brought up that she would be jealous if the woman was a fashion model looking skinny chick, and I said, but what if they were just normal? and she thought about it very seriously. Just normal folks like us, in the same room, and we both could go with it...maybe...It's scary actually thinking about it, so it may be a loooong time before we ever get bold enough to try it.

 

[stillwantmore]

I like it anyway a girl might be up for it. If she wants to wear a spiked collar, claw up my back, and call me daddy, it's all good in my book. I like giving a girl anal, but havent had that very much. In fact, my ex wife of several years ago now was the only woman I've had anal sex with...back when I was in the 5.5" girth size. I like a girl to play with my butt too, but not many girls are up for that it seems. I like to bite, scratch, etc, and to be bitten/scratched. There's no such thing as "pain" during sex, or foreplay in my book. Food is fun. Whipped cream, edible lotions, chocolate, last weeks' cold pizza, it's all good. Still looking for that special someone who is as kinky/open minded as I am.

 

[JoeBlack]

My wife and I enjoy roleplaying. We also enjoy sharing our "secrets" with each other. She doesn't like to masturbate but knows I do so she enjoys watching. I wish she would do herself as I find that really hot.

I have tasted and actually took my cum a few times. Nothing more than a few times. Doesn't gross me out, but after I cum it isn't so hot for me anymore.

Since this is "open" I admit that I did give a guy a bj once. It was in college and we were both hot and drinking. It was mutual.

I don't do this, but I think it would be cool to j/o with some guys.

 

[kong1971]

Thanks, guys. This is what I had hoped would happen on this thread. You guys being candid about some of the things that you have done and some of this things that you fantasize about. I think it is healthy to get it out, and because this is an anonymous forum, no harm done. Confession is good for the soul!

 

[p8ntballnut67]

I realy dont undestand the appeal of anal sex....ive allways thaught "if i was my cum, i would never wanna be be inside an asshole." and stiking a finger in there *shiver* would you stick a finger in your asshole? women shit too ya know...

 

[pptuchr]

why don't you add 'enemas' to your list.










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[kong1971]

Wouldn't that kind of fall under the "anal" or "poo" choices?

 

[BDS]

Hmm, the category I want isn't in there. My option would be a pregnant woman. Somehow, some are so sexy! And the thought of breast milk is a turn on as well. ^_^

 

[DMXVSDMC]

anal sex....remains no.1

 

[fakker]

Hi guys! Thought I'd join the thread...

Unfortunately I'm still a freakin' virgin, but there are a lot of things from that list, that appeal to me. Just to let you in: I'm really into the idea of anal sex. And threesomes too. Booth MMF and FFM (haven't decided a favourite here...).
And I've been thinking of experimenting with hookers. Time to lose that virginity...
Oh and lately, for some unknown reason, I've begun to like the idea of exhibitionism more and more. I don't know why, but I kinda have the need to expose myself in public sometimes. Don't know if I'd go thru with it though...
In case anybody's wondering, I'm 18

 

[pupper]

Kong,With all your austin powers avatars I would think you would call your sidekick minime.Minme would you like to go into the hot pocket.Dude your as peverse as me

 

[kausion_420]

Dude your as peverse as me

I think you may be more perverse haha. Kong says some sick shit but sometimes I think it is just for shock value and laughs. When you speak I know its coming from the heart or your high on viagra brain haha.

 

[pupper]

you got that right brother,when I talk to my friends and shit they tend not to believe me until they see my wife and I together touching and shit in public,my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]mos[/words] name should be colonel ingus(cunnilingus)like that saturday night live skit.Mam if I overstay my welcome just tap me on the head.but hey I'm just a kinky fuck,at least I'm not like rick james locking women in ckosets and shit,I only do my wife and she only does me we just are a very kinky couple,I just did wake her up ate her pussy fucked her missionary till she squirted then pulled her to the edge of the bed and fucked her till she squirted again then I flipped her over and did her doggie style,I asked her if she wanted more,she said she was very satisfied and was going to sleep.Wait till after her period she'll be waking me up and fucking the shit outa me.yeah I guess I am a pervert a monogamous pervert but shes as bad as me.

 

[kong1971]

Hey, I'm a good, settled down monogamous pervert now myself as well. When I was younger...well, that's another story. And it's one whose full details I don't think you would either believe or want to actually know!

Anyhoo...the dr. evil avatar is gone for awhile. I felt like a change. Does anyone remember the movie Barbarella?

Oh yeah-- I don't call my sidekick mini-me. I call him Fat Bastard!

 

[pupper]

Kong,I'm with you purely monogamous(spelled right?)and when I was younger whew, maybe we are evil twins,"fat bastard" you can say i'm gonna cum in your belly instead of get in my belly.My wife refers to my cock as the fat roman soldier always standing at attention.I think everyone needs a kinky relationship with their wife,ours goes deeper than just the sex thats why the sex is so kinky,it's great to share fantasies with your spouse and act them out,We have just started oral day(although we both enjoy oral pleasure any old time)a specific day where one spouse is the oral slave of the other,isn't life grand,to be middle age and highly sexually active.

 

[silkysmooth]

Hi, I'm new here and have been lurking for sometime. I guess it'd be nice to get a few post under my belt.

I feel the kinky side of me is slipping away from me like leaves in a wind storm. It's still there but way out of sight.

I used to want to have threesomes. But my husband wasn't feeling it. I'd like to do light bondage. No go. Little candle wax dripping down his chest no sirree. We do anal every now and then. But no role playing. No ass slapping. No closet full of toys. All my kinkiness is reserved for my imagination.

 

[pooperscooper]

yeah....this is really odd, but encouraging at the same time...wierd

 

[kong1971]

Well, I think the point is, Everyone has their kinks. Every single person has some odd little nugget (or nuggets) of fantasy stuck in their head. Some women like to be dominated. Some like to be dominant. Some guys are into feet or ass or ladies underpants. Some dudes like to shoot their cum on their womens' faces. Some women are into other women, and some men are into other men. Some people would love to jump into a big pile of other naked people and roll around in there a while. We have to be tolerant and we have to be open-minded. The next time you hear about some other person's kink and think "pervert!" just have a look at what's in your own head and ask yourself if you have to right to be judgemental.

 

[sikdogg]

My wife and i like to think that we're pretty kinky. We believe that sex is all about pleasures and in that context, there is no gay, lesbo, or any other labels that one attaches to things that they don't approve of. For example i like it when she puts a finger in my ass while giving me a BJ, some see that as being gay but it's all about enjoying the different sensations that enhance our sexual escapades. My wife likes to be with other women and l love to watch and participate. Does that make her a lesbian?? Maybe... who cares... as long as she's enjoying herself and still wants/needs a mans touch - it's all good.

We love role playing and sometimes even dressing up for it. We've done all sorts from pretending to be other people to rape scenarios. My wife loves men to be strong and in charge, she even likes it a little rough with spanking and hair pulling. She enjoys men that act like men: strong, dominant, in control, confident, and knows how to push her many buttons.

We are swingers so swapping and group sex is definitely something that we enjoy. we try to meet with other couples(or 2 or 3 or...) for private parties about once a month. Fun times...

We've been into anal on and off. My wife really enjoys it but with my girth growing, it makes it difficult to perform anal on her without it hurting. I've been looking into buying several different sized butt-plug to help her get used to my size without the pain.

Of course, like most couples, we love our sex toys. Our many, many toys...

 

[kong1971]

I feel the kinky side of me is slipping away from me like leaves in a wind storm. It's still there but way out of sight.

I used to want to have threesomes. But my husband wasn't feeling it. I'd like to do light bondage. No go. Little candle wax dripping down his chest no sirree. We do anal every now and then. But no role playing. No ass slapping. No closet full of toys. All my kinkiness is reserved for my imagination.

I've been feeling the same way lately. Too much work and not enough play! Business has been good, but that means when we get home we just drop. I know my wife has been kind of horny lately, but even tonight, she dozed off on the couch and is snoring away. Looks like an angel laying there! It's been weeks since we did anything kinky...with our toys or role playing...I'd love to go to the adult bookstore with her and pick out something new to play with... but, alas, no time! Oh, well, maybe tomorrow...!

 

[sikdogg]

Hey Kong, no matter how busy you are, make sure you take time for her. You two seem to be very much in love. It would be a shame to let that go. Take care of her and she'll do the same for you.

When my wife falls asleep on the couch, she loves it when i pick she up and take her to bed. It makes feel like a princess. We usually have sex shortly after.

 

[Lifeforce]

There are soo many things I would like to try... I am very kinky... I would love to have anal sex with a girl, tie her up, spank her, pull her hair... ohh and FFM threesome... that is just something I got to have someday.

And there is a cousin of mine who are soo cute... think she is 17, has kind of red hair, a great smile... short and a sense of innosence about her... nice tits also, and not to talk about that wonderful ass of hers... but under that exterior I bet she has many perverse stuff going through her head... I have activly tried to seduce her... but it's hard to do... other girls are easy to heat up, this has more barriers to it... It is one shot at glory, win or loose... If I succeed I'll let you know.

I have had sex with a guy a couple of times... I blow and got blown once too... that may seem utterly disgusting for some of you and gay too.. but it had nothing to do with gayness, just experimentation... for the other guy too, he is hetero... but that alley I closed quick...

Come to think of it, I would try almost anything once... roleplaying... dominaiton... pouring melted wax on her and whipping her to suBathmateission... not torture or that.. this is too much for me... but drinking her breast milk... and maybe pissing on her... I don't know... maybe it is disgusting once you try it...

Food sex would be so fucking unbelivable... you know a sexy girl... pouring melted choclate over her... rubbing it on her... with whipped cream... and then licking her everywhere.... over her entire body... and maybe dipping my rod in something so she can have a nice large bulging lollipop for dessert...

I have fisted a girl once... It started out with two fingers, and I went in with three... a little later.. four fingers with the formation of the fingers like when you wave... she found it very pleasuring... so I started from the waving hand to clench it into a fist... giving her great pressure to her vagina... she came after a while, then I inserted all five fingers with the wave form of the hand and once inside clenched to a fist... This girl was chasing me after the weekend we shared... she couldn't believe how good I was at fingering... she wondered where I had learnt it... well I have a feeling some of you guys have a hunch

Something that really lure me is exhibitionism and swinging... I would love to have sex in public... rolling naked in the grass like two animals releasing the very core of themselves... I mean, the thrill to be seen by others... how wonderful... Sadly most girls I meet are very insecure about sex... so they want to do the missionary and then get a kiss on the head and a good night...

I have wanted to start with swinging, but I can't find anywhere to sign up for it... not only would it be a great way to be able to fuck some older chicks like fourty years old... I would have the change to just,... fuck! fuck with many... I am not 100% secure with my body yet so I will bulk up a little before pursuing this fantasy...

adult entertainment... yes, you heard me right adult entertainment... it is something I have seriously wanted to try... and hookers to, buying their bodies for my egoistical pleasure... that would feel good to try, it is illegal so what can be more tempting??? And lastly... when I have bulked up I will start learning to strip dance... man o man... horny women who use me as an object... see me as a source of pleasure... would love to get off at that...

There you have it.

 

[kong1971]

Oh my God! Lifeforce! You're...you're...well, completely normal. Thanks for sharing your fantasies with us. They were actually pretty hot. It takes a brave soul to air it all, so I commend you.

I have done the food thing, the guy thing, the threesome thing. I have done the exhibitionist thing, stripping off on the beach in South Carolina with the wife while on vacation about a MILLION YEARS AGO and frollicking in the waves! Yes, I said frollicking. It was fun! Tried anal. (Not on me, pervs, on her ) I'm not into being rough or spanking, but my lady is! When she was pregnant, I sucked the milk out of her boobs...tastes nasty, by the way! Yick! She likes to be dominated. I like to use our toys on her.

Tried something new today. Had my wife play with my dick with her feet. I didn't know I was into feet until I tried it, and it turned me on! Her feet are very pretty and they felt so silky sliding around on my dick. I never considered myself a foot man, though I love to rub her feet and kiss them. I was shocked how soft they felt...and, of course, it was something different.

One thing I'm planning on doing is putting a girlie video on for my wife and eating her pussy while she watches it. She is curious about girl-girl, and I have been getting off thinking about her watching some girl-play while I ever so softly munch on her rug! I think that would be hot!

 

[Lifeforce]

oooh my god, you seem as kinky as me kong.. ! Sex i sooo much more fun if you experiment with stuff.. I am finally glad someone doesn't judge me... Most people just wave their eyebrows like I am some kind of pervert escaped from the sanitarium.

That foot thing sounds soo hot man... I wouldkill to try it... actually I am meeting one of my fuck buddies this weekend so I will try some new stuff with her... maybe I can get in a foot in the experimentation part...

Good luck with eating your wife while she look at girle adult entertainment

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

OMG! Lifeforce you making us Swedes look like sex-maniacs! Damn you are kinky as hell lol

 

[kong1971]

Most folks here in the United States have alot of religious and culturally inspired fear and guilt when it comes to sex. You know what, guys, get over it! You're missing out on some good fun!

 

[austin316]

the strong feelings of incest are probably my kinkiest thoughts, but as far as what ive done hookers and exhibitionism probably, aswell as very very public sex...

 

[Texan]

Does anybody else besides me like rimming (giving to female, in my case)?

 

[kong1971]

If I am feeling really raunchy, I will sometimes finger her butt and maybe even lick it a little...big surprise, huh? You wouldn't think I was that kinky, would you?

 

[Texan]

If I am feeling really raunchy, I will sometimes finger her butt and maybe even lick it a little...big surprise, huh? You wouldn't think I was that kinky, would you?

Sicko

 

[VladtheImpaler]

Im the scatman lol

 

[Lifeforce]

OMG! Lifeforce you making us Swedes look like sex-maniacs! Damn you are kinky as hell lol

I try my best... swedes are such stiffs! To be very off topic, where are you from ghost dogg? I am from Norrköping.

 

[austin316]

the coolest thing ive done (apart from my sexual adventure with my neighbours which i have been unable to explore further due to family problems) is you know those water exhibits where its a big square and there are hundreds of jets of water on the floor and they turn on and off (trying to think of a film its been in - pretty famous film - might be [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]ace[/words] ventura...) i had sex on one of those, and man the jets of water felt weird...

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

I try my best... swedes are such stiffs! To be very off topic, where are you from ghost dogg? I am from Norrköping.

I am from Falun in Dalarna.

 

[Lifeforce]

Cool, I like Falu Rödfärg. Good to have some more from my country, we need more big dicks and more perverts.

 

[spudman4]

Anal is the best! That tight grasp of an asshole around your cock while you're sliding in and out is amazing!!

Shit cleans off with soap and water just cum, P8ntballnut67, besides Adriana Lima likes it from behind.

 

[Shafty]

...besides Adriana Lima likes it from behind.

Damn, where'd you hear that? I've always considered her to be one of the hottest supermodels out there... and now the image of her taking it up the rear is stuck in my mind:blush:

 

[REDZULU2003]

So anal sex and sex toys are the top draws thus far......Hydromaxmmmm I wouldnt have thought it.

 

[Bigd5903]

does it count for beastiality if you put peanut butter on your balls and have your dog lick it off?