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The steps are simple, and the results are GUARANTEED!!! All you need is your ordinary hanging gear, a ceiling fan, and a helicopter. We're going to go through ALL the steps of conditioning RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.
First, you need to be able to hang your own body weight from your dick.
IT'S POSSIBLE
Then you need to master the art of swinging that weight around in a full circle without your hands. If you use aerodynamics you might actually be able to TAKE FLIGHT and FLY AROUND the WORLD using only your DICK!!!!
Next you need to master doing these rotations while hanging from a ceiling fan. The bigger the ceiling fan, the better. Centrifical force is the KEY to a SUPER LONG DICK. You should look like a pinwheel spinning on a pinwheel. Learn to do these as fast as you can.
Next you need to hit the LZ and get your shit rigged up to a helicopter. I'm not talking about no freaking news channel 2 chopper. You need a fucking BLACKHAWK for this shit. Bring an M60 and have them bring you to hot zones while you're hanging on their ACTIVE BLADES. NOTHING strikes fear in the enemy more than a crazy mother fucker hanging by his dick on a fucking RUNNING BLACKHAWK blasting away with an M60.
Helicopter Hanging, FOR AMERICA!!!
The steps are simple, and the results are GUARANTEED!!! All you need is your ordinary hanging gear, a ceiling fan, and a helicopter. We're going to go through ALL the steps of conditioning RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.
First, you need to be able to hang your own body weight from your dick.
IT'S POSSIBLE
Then you need to master the art of swinging that weight around in a full circle without your hands. If you use aerodynamics you might actually be able to TAKE FLIGHT and FLY AROUND the WORLD using only your DICK!!!!
Next you need to master doing these rotations while hanging from a ceiling fan. The bigger the ceiling fan, the better. Centrifical force is the KEY to a SUPER LONG DICK. You should look like a pinwheel spinning on a pinwheel. Learn to do these as fast as you can.
Next you need to hit the LZ and get your shit rigged up to a helicopter. I'm not talking about no freaking news channel 2 chopper. You need a fucking BLACKHAWK for this shit. Bring an M60 and have them bring you to hot zones while you're hanging on their ACTIVE BLADES. NOTHING strikes fear in the enemy more than a crazy mother fucker hanging by his dick on a fucking RUNNING BLACKHAWK blasting away with an M60.
Helicopter Hanging, FOR AMERICA!!!
