G.W.B. Quotable Quotes

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.


From Snatch



One from GWB himself

I love the idea of a school in which people come to get educated and stay in the state in which they're educated.
 
"You work three jobs?...Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."

--Omaha, Nebraska. Feb. 4, 2005, to a single mother of three.

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"This is an impressive crowd--the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elites. I call you my base."

--Alfred E. Smith Memorial Oct. 20, 2000

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"To be or not to be that is the question"

"Say hello to my little friend"

"To have lived so long yet to have died so young"

"To infintie and beyond"

"I'll be back baby"

"want some candy"

"Here comes Johnny"
 
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey:(12 year old boy) No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?


From Airplane 1980, its a classic!


How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!

Redman from how high.
 
What are you guys on about? George Bush is the best thing that happened to America... ahh who am I fooling?

"I rarely read the news, but get briefed by people who probably read the news themselves."

"Without surveliiance of phones we cannot ensure the freedom and civil liberties of Americans."
 
"We thought long and hard about what to propose. We proposed a bold initiative, an initiative that takes equities out of the system, so people are treated fairly."

--Lee's Summit Missouri, January 2007


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To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say: You, too, can be president of the United States.
 
"Is that true? I didn't know that," referring to projected $4.00/gallon gasoline prices.

"What me worry?" Alfred P. Newman Bush (March, 2008) DUhhhhhh.

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Another Bushism:

"I really appreciate the fact that (pause) you have snatched defeat from the jaws (pause) of those who are trying to defeat us in Iraq." ?:(

March 3, 2008
 
May 1, 2003

President (Herbert Hoover) Bush declares victory in Iraq aboard an aircraft carrier bearing a victory banner.

May 1, 2008

President (Herbert Hoover) Bush has just declared that we are not in just a recession. We are in a "deep" recession.

May 1, 2009

Ex-president (Herbert Hoover) Bush has agreed with the "experts" that for some time now, we have been in the beginning stages of the second "Great Depression."

Thanks, George, for all your help.


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Warlord - What is best in life?

Warrior - The open step, the freed horse, falcons on your wrist and the wind in your hair.

Warlord - WRONG!!!!!!!

Conan what is best in life?

Conan:

TO CRUSH ENEMIES
TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN
 
"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."

Aboard Air Force One, June 2003

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"It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America."

--Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003


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"And I suspect that what you'll see, Toby, is there will be a momentum, momentum will be gathered. Houses will begat jobs, jobs will begat houses."

--Gulfport, Mississippi, August 28, 2006 (a year after Katrina).

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Here are some of the most retarded quotes G.W.B has ever said ...


"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." --at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." --Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000


"They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." --Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." --Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002


"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." --Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002


"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
 
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