My bathtub has been getting really clogged up lately, and it got to the point where it was gross. So I bought some Drain-O gel at the grocery store here before work along with a few other items.
I'm in Texas, it was over 100 degrees today. hot hot hot! Probably 130 inside cars.
So, not thinking (like usual), I left the groceries in my car (no food items luckily) all day at work.
As I'm driving home I notice inside one of the grocery bags the Draino bottle has some liquid on it. Odd.
I reach into the bag without looking and my hand is met with a huge mound of sludge, almost as if I had just gone fist first into anna nicole smith before she got on TrimSpa.
As I frantically pull my hand back out of the sludge, flinging it all over my car, I remember my 10th grade chemistry teaching us about acids and bases.
"Drain-O is a base, it will melt your skin like acid"
I start to FREAK OUT, I gotta find a store QUICK.
Driving with one hand, staring at the other waiting for my skin to melt off, with the fear of an open Anthrax envelope in my heart, I do 90 to the closest grocery store, secure in the fact that a cop would surely understand my hand is about to be permanently mangled and would probably even help me.
At this point I'm drenched in sweat, and the liquid was so hot from being in the car I was convinced the process had already started.
Almost crying as I park and run into the store, I get into the bathroom and frantically start running water over my arm, trying to get the shit out without touching it with my other hand.
15 minutes and 50 paper towels later, I'm as clean of this stuff as I'm going to be, but still freaked out.
So I go back to my car and dread the clean up, who knows how much of this stuff has spilled all over the seats etc.
Lifting the bag up with a stick I found on the ground outside, I empty the contents onto the ground.
The Draino bottle THUDS to the pavement.
THUDS. Why? Cause it's still full.
The 12 oz. tub of Vaseline that Mr. DoubleLongDaddy told me to buy to help make my penis bigger, however, taps the pavement with a hollow crack.
HOLLOW. Why? Well you guessed this one.
Empty. Melted in the 100 degree heat, and seeped out of the jar during the course of the day.
Needless to say I felt as cool as a Rockstar on the rest of the drive home.
Thanks MattersOfSize.com, this ones for you.
Son of a bitch godamn motherfucker asshole I feel dumb,
DriverNuts
I'm in Texas, it was over 100 degrees today. hot hot hot! Probably 130 inside cars.
So, not thinking (like usual), I left the groceries in my car (no food items luckily) all day at work.
As I'm driving home I notice inside one of the grocery bags the Draino bottle has some liquid on it. Odd.
I reach into the bag without looking and my hand is met with a huge mound of sludge, almost as if I had just gone fist first into anna nicole smith before she got on TrimSpa.
As I frantically pull my hand back out of the sludge, flinging it all over my car, I remember my 10th grade chemistry teaching us about acids and bases.
"Drain-O is a base, it will melt your skin like acid"
I start to FREAK OUT, I gotta find a store QUICK.
Driving with one hand, staring at the other waiting for my skin to melt off, with the fear of an open Anthrax envelope in my heart, I do 90 to the closest grocery store, secure in the fact that a cop would surely understand my hand is about to be permanently mangled and would probably even help me.
At this point I'm drenched in sweat, and the liquid was so hot from being in the car I was convinced the process had already started.
Almost crying as I park and run into the store, I get into the bathroom and frantically start running water over my arm, trying to get the shit out without touching it with my other hand.
15 minutes and 50 paper towels later, I'm as clean of this stuff as I'm going to be, but still freaked out.
So I go back to my car and dread the clean up, who knows how much of this stuff has spilled all over the seats etc.
Lifting the bag up with a stick I found on the ground outside, I empty the contents onto the ground.
The Draino bottle THUDS to the pavement.
THUDS. Why? Cause it's still full.
The 12 oz. tub of Vaseline that Mr. DoubleLongDaddy told me to buy to help make my penis bigger, however, taps the pavement with a hollow crack.
HOLLOW. Why? Well you guessed this one.
Empty. Melted in the 100 degree heat, and seeped out of the jar during the course of the day.
Needless to say I felt as cool as a Rockstar on the rest of the drive home.
Thanks MattersOfSize.com, this ones for you.
Son of a bitch godamn motherfucker asshole I feel dumb,
DriverNuts
