Does this dude have a pencil dick?

[dculo]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m426ivOX2K1r9uvudo1_400.jpg


i can never gauge what the fuck a pencil dick really looks like. is it based on appearance or is 'feel' .. because a 8 x 4.5 may look skinnier than a 5 x 4 so which is the pencil dick really?

 

[Dapper Dan]

That ones skinny for sure.

 

[DLD]

His penis is proportionate but it is on the small side in comparison to his body. I think a pencil dick would be someone who is long but thin. Average size is right around 5.5 x 4.75 Bone pressed, erect so as the 5.5 is replaced by larger numbers (I would say beyond an inch and a half) the penis would start to look thin. Someone who has a 12" penis with a 6" girth would appear thin, but in actuality they are physically huge.

Here is a visual example using a table

The red and green tables appears to be different in shape therefore having different length and width, however, the length and width are identical. In short, the table are of the same shape.

 

[ryan62468]

It doesn't help that the camera is like 10 feet away so it looks skinnier then what it probably is. but from a visual appearance... looks skinny.

 

[Medicating]

Somebody donate this guy a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words], please.

 

[DLD]

Somebody donate this guy a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words], please.

I would

 

[makemebig]

I define a pencil dick as one that is too long in comparison to its girth. This guy's dick is definitely too long as compared to its girth. To avoid being called a pencil dick he needs to increase its girth.

My rule of thumb is that your length should be no more than 150 % of your girth in order to avoid the pencil dick characterization. For example, if your girth is 5", than your length should not exceed 7.5". Conversely, if your length is 7.5", your girth should be equal to or larger than 5". There are such things as big pencils.

 

[DLD]

Maybe this guy is 12 feet tall and his pencil is more like a log, relatively speaking

 

[makemebig]

Does this dude have a pencil dick?

Does the pope shit in the woods?:O:blush:

I thought it was a bear in the woods and the Pope in little red shoes.

 

[makemebig]

It is supposed to be does a bear shit in the woods and does the Pope wear a funny hat. I believe that by working both into one joke is funnier (imagine the Pope shitting in the woods). It's the absurdity that I like. For the record I didn't make this up. I've heard a small number of people doing the joke the way I did.

I thought that is what you were doing but I had to check to be sure you were not outing the Pope.