DLD on Myspace

[pepepe]

was trying to visit this site a few hours ago and couldnt connect for some reason ( everyother site worked). so i tsomehow came across dld's myspace page to my surprise. jus wanted to spew alittle : )

 

[Lightning]

was trying to visit this site a few hours ago and couldnt connect for some reason ( everyother site worked). so i tsomehow came across dld's myspace page to my surprise. jus wanted to spew alittle : )

Sorry, part of our site was transferring over to a new server.
It should be ok now or shortly.

 

[pepepe]

Sorry, part of our site was transferring over to a new server.
It should be ok now or shortly.

oh no big deal bro was jus tellin my story man.

 

[Threak-X]

I been there several times ...
I like his layout

 

[Pandora]

I thought something was blocking my ass, because I could access it using a proxy but then that stopped working.

 

[X-Raided]

whats his myspace

 

[X-Raided]

whats his myspace

 

[MAXAMEYES]

I tried gettin' on a few times during the past coupla days too and kept gettin' a "Server not Found" error. Sooooo... as I kept Jones-ing for some [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] therapy I stumbled across:

"WWW.MOSPenis Enlargement.COM"

Which looks like Mattersofsize.com did about a year ago, or so, if my rapidly failing memory serves me right. Some of the stuff on there was functional, some wasn't, and some led me right back here. This makes me wonder if that site, (MOSPenis Enlargement.COM) is an old leftover that never got deleted, some kind of companion site to this one, or some kind of "pirated site" set up by some hacker cunt.

Anybody else have the same experience?
Or maybe any info?
It's kinda hard for me to believe that I'm the only guy who might've found this; internet dumb-ass that I am. But if I am, (the only guy who found it); here I am lettin y'all know about it.

 

[psychotic]

whats his myspace

whats his myspace

Find out for yourself.

Find out for yourself.



(myspace.com)

rofl

 

[X-Raided]

Call me dumb...i couldnt find it.lol

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Call me dumb...i couldnt find it.lol

Didja happen to look for Mike Salvini ?
Dat might help.

 

[Threak-X]

<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="50%" border=3 vALIGN="middle" background="http://www.barrierislandgraphics.com/PhotoChop/red_dumbass.jpg">
<TD align=middle><H3>www.myspace.com/doublelongdaddy<H3></TD>
<TR><TD align=middle>

Call me dumb...i couldnt find it.

</TD></TR>
</TABLE>

 

[Travis Dickle]

Haha. Bitches leave.

 

[jqsderrida]

Haha. Bitches leave.

You talkin' to me?

 

[jqsderrida]

Take a look at his sig.

 

[Travis Dickle]

The bitches leave was from Robocop. The guy in Threak-X's picture said it. My sig is from Taxi Driver (greatest film of all time). And that was a cheap shot monkey boy, a cheap fucking shot. You're on my shitlist now.

 

[jqsderrida]

dude what do you expect when you say bitches leave to people out of no where. you cant expect people to think your quoting a movie and not trying to offend everyone here.

I think what I said was misinterpreted. It was simply a joke. He quoted a movie, I quoted his sig.

 

[ithiel]

there always some type of beef going on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. Most of the time Im mixed up in it too.

 

[Juggers]

there always some type of beef going on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. Most of the time Im mixed up in it too.

Am I the only one who is confused by all of this? Beef or tom foolery?

 

[ithiel]

Am I the only one who is confused by all of this? Beef or tom foolery?

man, i feel like i'm speaking a foreign language with yall.

 

[Juggers]

man, i feel like i'm speaking a foreign language with yall.

I understand you

 

[jqsderrida]

What was this thread about anyway? :s

 

[DLD]

What was this thread about anyway? :s

Exactly!

And Beef on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is more like Filet Minion.

 

[Reber187]

"Beef" Mmmmmmmm... what we havin' with it?


keep pushing

 

[Threak-X]

What was this thread about anyway? :s

The thread is about finding DLD on MySpace due to the fact the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] forum server was down.

Breakdown of the thread

MoS forum Server: (down)
Triple Pe can't connect to the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words]-forum server.
Pandora has a conspiratorial proxy server
Maxameyes finds the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] paysite.
Lightning transfers [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] site to new [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words]-Forum server.

MySpace.com: (DLD)
Triple Pe stumbled upon DLD's MySpace.com.
Threak-X has been to DLD's Myspace.com before
X-Raided couldn't find it and insist to call him Dumb
Threak-X complied to X-Raided request

Argument: (movie quote)
Travis Dickle chuckles and wants the bitches to leave
jqsderrida quotes Travis Dickle signature
Robo-Monkey used Travis Dickle schizophrenia to explain the "Bitches Leave!" comment.
Travis Dickle irascible. Explained he was quoting the movies Robo-Cop and Taxi-Driver.
Robo-Monkey apologized for his Travis Dickle comment.
Triple Pe insist to be inform when using movie quotes.
Threak-X and jqsderrida debated quote reference style and settled on APA (American Psychological Association).

Confusion: (HUH?)
ithiel: "Huh...I'm not remotely involved? What language is this?"
Juggers: "Beef(agrument) or Tom foolery(misunderstanding)?"
jqsderrida: "What's the thread's original thought?"
doublelongdaddy: thinks [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] Filet Minion is used to take advantage of Fat-Girls
Reber187: "MoS is serving food now?"

 

[MAXAMEYES]

MORE BEEF ! MORE BEEF !!

 

[DLD]

Now this shit had me in tears

The thread is about finding DLD on MySpace due to the fact the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] forum server was down.

Breakdown of the thread

MoS forum Server: (down)
Triple Pe can't connect to the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words]-forum server.
Pandora has a conspiratorial proxy server
Maxameyes finds the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] paysite.
Lightning transfers [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] site to new [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words]-Forum server.

MySpace.com: (DLD)
Triple Pe stumbled upon DLD's MySpace.com.
Threak-X has been to DLD's Myspace.com before
X-Raided couldn't find it and insist to call him Dumb
Threak-X complied to X-Raided request

Argument: (movie quote)
Travis Dickle chuckles and wants the bitches to leave
jqsderrida quotes Travis Dickle signature
Robo-Monkey used Travis Dickle schizophrenia to explain the "Bitches Leave!" comment.
Travis Dickle irascible. Explained he was quoting the movies Robo-Cop and Taxi-Driver.
Robo-Monkey apologized for his Travis Dickle comment.
Triple Pe insist to be inform when using movie quotes.
Threak-X and jqsderrida debated quote reference style and settled on APA (American Psychological Association).

Confusion: (HUH?)
ithiel: "Huh...I'm not remotely involved? What language is this?"
Juggers: "Beef(agrument) or Tom foolery(misunderstanding)?"
jqsderrida: "What's the thread's original thought?"
doublelongdaddy: thinks [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] Filet Minion is used to take advantage of Fat-Girls
Reber187: "MoS is serving food now?"

 

[ithiel]

Now this shit had me in tears

DLD smoke a blunt then read it. I promise its a lot funnier b.

:drinkup: Too bad they aint got pacmans smoking blunts..

 

[DLD]

DLD smoke a blunt then read it. I promise its a lot funnier b.

:drinkup: Too bad they aint got pacmans smoking blunts..

*cracks a philly and stuffs that bitch with hay*


Damn, shit is funnier

 

[jqsderrida]

DLD smoke a blunt then read it. I promise its a lot funnier b.

:drinkup: Too bad they aint got pacmans smoking blunts..

I just realized that today is 4/20. Peace and hapiness to all of you.

 

[Threak-X]

View attachment 17314 View attachment 17316

DLD smoke a blunt then read it. I promise its a lot funnier b.

:drinkup: Too bad they aint got pacmans smoking blunts..

 

[jqsderrida]

View attachment 17314 View attachment 17315

Thats a spliff though, not a blunt....

 

[Threak-X]

Thats a spliff though, not a blunt....

You are correct the second guy View attachment 17317 is a Jamaician, so I revised my post... thanks.

 

[DLD]

You are correct the second guy View attachment 17317 is a Jamaician, so I revised my post... thanks.

Spliff, Bong, Bowl or Blunt it's all the same when Beef means Cunt

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Spliff, Bong, Bowl or Blunt it's all the same when Beef means Cunt

Am I the only guy who can only think of negative stuff when he hears the word "cunt"?
Too bad nuttin' good rhymes with "PUSSY"!
THAT I like.

 

[DLD]

Am I the only guy who can only think of negative stuff when he hears the word "cunt"?
Too bad nuttin' good rhymes with "PUSSY"!
THAT I like.

My styles Gushy like a hookers Pussy

–B.I.G.

 

[pepepe]

Am I the only guy who can only think of negative stuff when he hears the word "cunt"?
Too bad nuttin' good rhymes with "PUSSY"!
THAT I like.

wussy ryHydromaxes with pussy. but if you're a wussy that aint a good thing ; )

 

[ithiel]

They say his wifey got the bomb ass pussy
So I be the nigga cross the street rubbin her tushy
right before your honeymoon,
Give honey the moony
She worn out keep her,
I ball out ether,
doggie lose control, and you will lose your soul like worn out sneakers

 

[MAXAMEYES]

My styles Gushy like a hookers Pussy

–B.I.G.

I like de gushy,
Is nice
Hi 5 !!

 

[pepepe]

I like de gushy,
Is nice
Hi 5 !!

the guys great. my sister # 2 prostitute in all of kahkistan lol. or something like that.

 

[DLD]

They say his wifey got the bomb ass pussy
So I be the nigga cross the street rubbin her tushy
right before your honeymoon,
Give honey the moony
She worn out keep her,
I ball out ether,
doggie lose control, and you will lose your soul like worn out sneakers

Nice, but Son, don't make me get into battle rap mode...I may need to drop verses [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] has never seen (fuck the world aint never seen)

 

[Juggers]

I remember DLD posting some verses a while ago which were pretty ill. He is def not whack.

 

[ithiel]

Nice, but Son, don't make me get into battle rap mode...I may need to drop verses [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] has never seen (fuck the world aint never seen)

shit, let the games begin.

I'm the "next big thing", my name already imprinted on the throne
mike Salvini washed up like Sylvester Stallone
DLD done lost his game, like the New York Knicks,
His recent gains resemble ratings for Rocky 6

Holla at me man! Hahaha lol

 

[DLD]

shit, let the games begin.

I'm the "next big thing", my name already imprinted on the throne
mike Salvini washed up like Sylvester Stallone
DLD done lost his game, like the New York Knicks,
His recent gains resemble ratings for Rocky 6

Holla at me man! Hahaha lol

ithiel, ithiel haven't ya heard
My shit is universal, what your vision's blurred?
I read your rhyme and now it's time
to murder your whole shit, line by line

Line 1 "big thing" like it ain't my shit?
If ya think real hard I invented it.
The throne, the seat, where I am King
Thats what ya get with a 10" thing

Line 2 what I'm washed up like Stalone?
3 lines up, I'm the king at the throne.

Line 3 New York Knicks and I ain't got game
Don't need game when DLD's your name

Line four you talk about Rocky Again!
Syvester Stallone, I see you like Men.
Well that's cool cause you mentioned six
thats where I started in this Penis Enlargement game
Almosted doubled my shit, just check my name.

Yeah I'm double digit respect that son
Was it KRS 1 that said my ozzie weighs a ton?
That's the shit that describes my size
Keeps the bitches in check lets the men realize
that only a 20" monitor can reveal my size.

Thats similar to my dick cuz I'm stuck on big
What's my stats? Check out my sig!
But if ya want to go again and battle my words
I'm the illest rhyme sayer, haven't ya heard?

 

[pepepe]

whats up with all this rapping stuff
i dedicated my life to pe and it wasn't a bluff.
i posted a thread cause [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]mos[/words] seemed to be dead
thinkin maybe the dro went to my head.
fuck paranoia fuck anxiety and you snitches
one life one time and to many bitches.

rofl

 

[ithiel]

ithiel, ithiel haven't ya heard
My shit is universal, what your vision's blurred?
I read your rhyme and now it's time
to murder your whole shit, line by line

Line 1 "big thing" like it ain't my shit?
If ya think real hard I invented it.
The throne, the seat, where I am King
Thats what ya get with a 10" thing

Line 2 what I'm washed up like Stalone?
3 lines up, I'm the king at the throne.

Line 3 New York Knicks and I ain't got game
Don't need game when DLD's your name

Line four you talk about Rocky Again!
Syvester Stallone, I see you like Men.
Well that's cool cause you mentioned six
thats where I started in this Penis Enlargement game
Almosted doubled my shit, just check my name.

Yeah I'm double digit respect that son
Was it KRS 1 that said my ozzie weighs a ton?
That's the shit that describes my size
Keeps the bitches in check lets the men realize
that only a 20" monitor can reveal my size.

Thats similar to my dick cuz I'm stuck on big
What's my stats? Check out my sig!
But if ya want to go again and battle my words
I'm the illest rhyme sayer, haven't ya heard?

DLD don't make me drop that ether man.

Let's ride out....

 

[ithiel]

Jen was the first reason why you got into Penis Enlargement
He was just mad cuz she was about to go with E
You say you the king, how’s that with erection anxiety?
You couldn’t get it up, like Mel’s chance passing his field sobriety
After 8 months, already got a big bad fatty
3 years forget Mike, Es the DoubleLongDaddy
Your rhymes like the bedroom, they saying “Please try harder”
Battle rap? I leave you hanging all day like a bib starter
Yo, your Penis Enlargement career over like Mike,
Anyone Tyson, Jordan, Jackson
So just tag along, eat your egg foo yong,
While I run the game like Mao Zedong
Your penis terrycloth, yes very soft,
Where you get your rhymes hope it ain’t the choir loft?
Yea, E getting cake, making sales as big as Microsoft
While you busy with [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] offering customer support,
You should look down in your pants, at that genital wart
Aks about me, how I tag sevens, sling eights
All the while, you got money issues, yes dire straits

holla at ya boy, DLD my nigga I had to eat you up on that 1.

 

[jqsderrida]

Jen was the first reason why you got into Penis Enlargement
He was just mad cuz she was about to go with E
You say you the king, how’s that with erection anxiety?
You couldn’t get it up, like Mel’s chance passing his field sobriety
After 8 months, already got a big bad fatty
3 years forget Mike, Es the DoubleLongDaddy
Your rhymes like the bedroom, they saying “Please try harder”
Battle rap? I leave you hanging all day like a bib starter
Yo, your Penis Enlargement career over like Mike,
Anyone Tyson, Jordan, Jackson
So just tag along, eat your egg foo yong,
While I run the game like Mao Zedong
Your penis terrycloth, yes very soft,
Where you get your rhymes hope it ain’t the choir loft?
Yea, E getting cake, making sales as big as Microsoft
While you busy with [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] offering customer support,
You should look down in your pants, at that genital wart
Aks about me, how I tag sevens, sling eights
All the while, you got money issues, yes dire straits

holla at ya boy, DLD my nigga I had to eat you up on that 1.

Mao's dead. He ain't runnin' no game.

 

[ster.john.smith]

DLD, I can't reach anyone at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words].
Please, check the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] orders email account. I have tried PMing you, as well, but to no avail.
I sent off a money order for the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words] nearly a week ago, and provided my email address, but I have heard nothing from anyone regarding how I might contact you directly.
If someone other than DLD reads this, and you know how to contact him, please tell him to check his email. I would appreciate it a great deal.
I feel like no one is listening to me, and I really haven't a clue how to properly navigate a forum. Likewise, if someone thinks they can help me regarding how I can contact DLD, please email me at ster.john.smith@googlemail.com.
Thank you very much.

 

[DLD]

DLD, I can't reach anyone at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words].
Please, check the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] orders email account. I have tried PMing you, as well, but to no avail.
I sent off a money order for the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words] nearly a week ago, and provided my email address, but I have heard nothing from anyone regarding how I might contact you directly.
If someone other than DLD reads this, and you know how to contact him, please tell him to check his email. I would appreciate it a great deal.
I feel like no one is listening to me, and I really haven't a clue how to properly navigate a forum. Likewise, if someone thinks they can help me regarding how I can contact DLD, please email me at ster.john.smith@googlemail.com.
Thank you very much.

Forget email, I have answered yours but it seems you are not getting them. Possibly a SPAM filter or a filter via your isp? Getting in touch with me is very easy, ask me here. Mail orders are retrieved once per week as they go to Florida and JAZ is the only one processing them...it is quite busy. I have sent him an email and you should receive a confirm. number soon.

DLD