Big Stoner... Bigger Boner

[StonerWithABoner]

Been PEing off and in since 2006.

Started at:
BPEL - 5.7
MSEG - 4.2
HEG - 4.75
FL - 2.75


Got up to my peak in early 2016:
BPEL - 7.1
MSEG - 4.7
HEG - 5.5
FL - 4.9

Now (Jan 7, 2019):
BPEL - 7.0
MSEG - ??
HEG - ??
FL 4.5

Thise flaccid lenth measurements are approximate averages. We all know how that number fluctuates minute to minute anyways.

I have a fear of measuring my girth. Particularly now, because I know I lost girth these past 3 years (or rather, failed to cement some of my past gains). That cloth tape makes my dick wanna turtle. Have to be in a certain state of mind to make it work.

Will keep this thread updated and hope to grow together with you all!

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Update Tues 1/8

My current routine/plan is to do ~2 girth workouts per week. At least 1, and no more than 3. And supplement that with length workouts whenever I don't feel too fatigued. I plan on doing as much healing as possible in extenders (I have Phallosan Forte and Sizegenetics (which I am wearing for the first time right now... and wow!), and Uncle Jim's Wrap, when those are not an option. I have a 2 year old and a 5 year old, who jump all over me with no notice, and I don't want to be that dad who shies away from those wonderful moments.

The phallosan is great after girth work, because i can use the large condom (otherwise i'm a medium ) and gauge how well I'm maintaining engorgement based on how long the large PF condom fits. And also because the PF has a small pump and keeps my dick engorged as well as extended. But the SG is better for micromanaging the tension. And the bulging sausage down the pants leg is an added bonus lmao! Looking forward to getting used to this new toy.

My girth workout:

• Quick cardio and/or core workout to get the blood flowing
• Possibly 20-30 mg sildenafil
• Warmup in the shower, get hard and do some quick jelqs with cocoa butter.

Then 2-3x, depending on PI's

• 1+ minute SSJ (as I get used to these, I'll gradually increase the time)
• 5 min bathmate

The last bathmate set, i use a latex cockring, add in some bathmate stretches, focuaing on getting maximum engorgement and width. Apply some more cocoa butter.
Then some quick btc stretches to compensate for pump shortening and ensure my junk hangs properly.

Length workout:

• warmup in the shower
• 10 jai stretches, to get to my full unstretched flaccid and relax the PC muscle
• cautiously, do some bundled stretches, maybe 30 seconds each way... working on getting used to these
• BTC stretches, right, left, and center. high intensity, 30 seconds each
• Downward stretches, right, left, and center. high intensity, 30 seconds each

Straight out stretches, right, left, and center. high intensity, 30 seconds each

 

[StonerWithABoner]

Weds 1/2:
Had one of the best girth workouts of my life! Hit the gym for some quick cardio (12 min) and core work (ab stuff and deep squats), then popped 25mg of sildenafil, chilled in the hot tub til i felt it working and hit the shower with my bathmate.

I did 2 sets each of SSJ (1 min) and bathmate (5 min). Final bathmate session was with a stretchy latex cockring. During that, i noticed a better engorgement than i'd had in a very long time, maybe ever. My glans was touching the sides of the BM from true left to almost true right, so like almost 180 degrees. Wrapped that up and left the cock ring on for another 5 min hot tub session and 5 min in the sauna (sildenafil + sauna makes my head overheat (the one on top of my neck)). Then back in the shower and did some BTC stretches, 20 seconds on each side.

After that, i noticed my foreskin (I'm circumcised, but not very well lol) had some fluid retention, but nothing grotesque. I decided to take off the cock ring to let that ease away. But my hang was great. Dick was fully flaccid, hanging about 5.5" and thick. I turned a couple heads in the locker room lol. My typical flaccid is 4.5 or a little less. But it held at over 5" for most of the day. When the temporary girth gains went down, i applied a UJW and kept that on until i woke up with a boner that night.

I did something right last Weds. Ever since, my dick has been happier and fuller. I think it had something to do with my post in Mental PE, I did while on the elliptical cardio machine that freed my mind a bit and gave me some courage to get past my mental blocks. And also adding back the SSJ's. This was the first time I'd done SSJ's in maybe 20 months.

 

[REDZULU2003]

Well done, thanks for such detailed logs

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Hey Stoner, how was your EQ during the BM session?

 

[StonerWithABoner]

@Big Schwanz Acht my EQ was great. Obviously that's key for girth work, and obviously the sildenafil helped. I'm wondering if the hot tub soak helped too, compared to my usual shower-only warm-up. I also think a quick workout helps. Get the blood pumping, but not so much that I'm too tired to have a strong, lasting erection.

 

[DLD]

@Big Schwanz Acht my EQ was great. Obviously that's key for girth work, and obviously the sildenafil helped. I'm wondering if the hot tub soak helped too, compared to my usual shower-only warm-up. I also think a quick workout helps. Get the blood pumping, but not so much that I'm too tired to have a strong, lasting erection.

That’s good news. And with the sildenafilI suggest using only 25 mg and only use it when you need that extra boost. It is not addictive in a physical way but it can become addictive in a mental state.

 

[StonerWithABoner]

I just posted a lengthy update about my experience as a new sizegenetics user: Numb glans - Matters of Size | Penis Enlargement, Male Enhancement & Peyronies Forums

 

[DLD]

Checking out

 

[StonerWithABoner]

Did a little length routine this morning after taking rest days Sat and Sun and just phallosan Mon (yesterday). Measured my bpfsl after doing some intense stretches and i was 7 3/8"! I'm not taking that as gains since my last measurement, but as evidence that the stretching works for temp gains. I shoukd have measured before stretching but oh well. I finished up by doing a quick semi-erect 2 minute bathmate set to fill the old boy up with nourishment.

Threw on the phallosan rig and tried to make a phallogenetics rig. Didn't quite work so i've been in the standard PF for a few hours now. Feels great. Able to handle a higher tension than usual. Junk looks bigger when i take it off for a pee. Happy happy joy joy.

 

[DLD]

Did a little length routine this morning after taking rest days Sat and Sun and just phallosan Mon (yesterday). Measured my bpfsl after doing some intense stretches and i was 7 3/8"! I'm not taking that as gains since my last measurement, but as evidence that the stretching works for temp gains. I shoukd have measured before stretching but oh well. I finished up by doing a quick semi-erect 2 minute bathmate set to fill the old boy up with nourishment.

Threw on the phallosan rig and tried to make a phallogenetics rig. Didn't quite work so i've been in the standard PF for a few hours now. Feels great. Able to handle a higher tension than usual. Junk looks bigger when i take it off for a pee. Happy happy joy joy.[quote/]
That’s right happy happy joy joy! LOL

 

[DLD]

I believe you are correct ?

 

[arkailija]

Oops, it's not the gif thread. Oh but, yes indeed, happy happy joy joy!
Sounds like you're on a good path, keep at it! Happy gaining!

 

[StonerWithABoner]

It warms my little heart to know that Ren and Stimpy has fans in Finland.

 

[arkailija]

Oh for sure! The animation style is so over-the-top and I like the stories that the show had. Also the theme music is very cool. I think it just came very late when I was younger. Funny thing that I remember a guy at school had a Ren&Stimpy shirt! It was a different time, much more wacky animation was around and things weren't as PC.

Really glad to hear that the PF is working for you. (Just trying to stay on topic here and then. )

 

[DLD]

Oops, it's not the gif thread. LOL Oh but, yes indeed, happy happy joy joy!
Sounds like you're on a good path, keep at it! Happy gaining!

No sir I don’t like it LOL

 

[StonerWithABoner]

I got goals, sort of

Short term (1/1/20):
Bpel: 7.75
Meg 5.25

Long term (1/1/29 (I'll be 50)):
Bpel: 9
Meg: 6.5
(But it kinda feels like i would probably get to 10" length before 6" girth, the way i'm built)

Currently:
Bpel: 7
Meg: 4.7

 

[StonerWithABoner]

Measured my bpfsl as 182mm this morning, pre- workout. After some stretches, it got up to 188mm. So, no gains there in 16 days :-/

 

[DLD]

Measured my bpfsl as 182mm this morning, pre- workout. After some stretches, it got up to 188mm. So, no gains there in 16 days :-/

Let’s take another look at your routine and see where there can be improvements.

 

[StonerWithABoner]

I'll post that in detail here in a single post, when i get a few minutes... I think the issue is more about consistency than intensity, but I'd love some feedback.

 

[DLD]

I'll post that in detail here in a single post, when i get a few minutes... I think the issue is more about consistency than intensity, but I'd love some feedback.

I am glad you’re gonna write this out for us. We can usually hone in on the problem when it’s written out. Much of the time it has to do with healing but there could be other factors that work here so getting a good go through the smart. I look forward to your posting it.

 

[StonerWithABoner]

Length days:
Warmup 5 min hot washcloth or in hot tub, or
Btc 30 sec each Left, Right, Center
Down 30 sec each Left, Right, Center
Out 30 sec each Left, Right, Center
Quick bathmate pump, 2 minutes
And for the last bit, i do some modified A-stretches, using the side of my hand to bend my dick over. I di this from several angles, the goal being to pull hard on my ligs from various angles. Total of 5 minutes.
Warmdown.
Then sit in the phallosan to heal elongated.

I'venonly been doing this 3 or 4 times a week, so I think I need to be more consistent before tweaking the routine, but I'm open.

I also do a bathmate + SSJ routine 1-3 times per week, never on the same day as length work.

 

[DLD]

Awesome workout! I was also excited to show you this, I just picked this up at my local distributor. One is pure wax and the other is pure sugar. I can’t wait to try them tonight and I’ll let you know the effect. But I’m thinking this is going to be really good for stretching because your mind become so focused on what you’re doing. We’ll see how it works out.View attachment 1819686

 

[StonerWithABoner]

Awesome workout! I was also excited to show you this, I just picked this up at my local distributor. One is pure wax and the other is pure sugar. I can’t wait to try them tonight and I’ll let you know the effect. But I’m thinking this is going to be really good for stretching because your mind become so focused on what you’re doing. We’ll see how it works out.View attachment 1819686

Hmm I hadn't thought to use herb for length work. That could make sense.

 

[StonerWithABoner]

Got in a great girth session friday and length saturday, then rested sunday and had a great girth session today

Measured my bpfsl as 185mm before the session, which is 3mm more than i measured 2 weeks ago, and 2 weeks before that. So this shit started working again. LOL

I found a rhythm that works really well for me:
Mon - girth
Tues- length
Weds length
Thurs - rest
Fri- girth
Sat - length
Sun - rest

Always resting before a girth day seems to let me catch those with my best eq.

 

[DLD]

Hmm I hadn't thought to use herb for length work. That could make sense.

If you do start your routine and then start smoking not the other way around or you’ll never start LOL

 

[StonerWithABoner]

I measured my bpel at 178mm this morning before doing a girth session. I had somewhat poor eq, but still beat my measurement from 3 weeks ago by 1mm. That seems to jive with the 3mm bpfsl increase i've had in the same time.

So i did my 5x5x3, this time with a silicap on for the first time. No more edema! And on my 3rd set, my head maxed out the X30 tube (that tiny amount of extra girth from the cap was enough to tip me past that point), which was a huge ego boost, but also kind of odd, because the cap has a lot of friction with the bathmate, so my junk wouldn't extend fullh into the tube. Guess it's time to get an X40

I also noticed that my shaft got better expansion with the cap on. I think the fact that it constricts the head (where i am thickest and seem to expand the most while in the tube), forces my shaft to take up the slack when i have the pump maxed out.

That cap is pretty damn handy. I'm using it in the Phallosan Forte in place of the PF cap now.

 

[DLD]

Our new lineup of sleeves is amazing and anyone and everyone who has used these has gone bonkers over the quality and the usefulness we offer in the sleeves.

 

[REDZULU2003]

Its like WHAT when you read how effective these sleeves and caps are, something seemingly so simple is solving so many problems users have had for years, but its true.

 

[DLD]

Its like WHAT when you read how effective these sleeves and caps are, something seemingly so simple is solving so many problems users have had for years, but its true.

And it’s amazing that we didn’t think about this until last year.

 

[StonerWithABoner]

I am freaking the fk out guys. I woke uo this morning with my usual morning wood, but it was lacking its usual size. I looked in the mirror and noticed a significant loss in size. Didn't get a chance to measure until later this morning after i dropped the kids off at school, and i was shocked to find that i seem to have lost almost 1.75" in bpfsl. I am much too distressed to get an erection, so idk hkw much my erect length and girth are impacted, but this morning my nbp length looked about 4 inches, compared to its usual 6, and my girth felt like half its usual girth. And i was ROCK HARD so it wasn't an issue of eq. I hope this is just a fluke. FUCK! Have i overworked? I had been seeing slow and steady gains for the past 3 months. Now i'm afraid t oeven touch myself! Please help!!!

 

[arkailija]

Wow!

Sorry to hear about your situation! Review your routine what you've done as of late. Anything new or unusual in your life?
I sure hope it's just a fluke! It could be due to overworking. Relax, medidate!
All the best to you, stay strong.

 

[StonerWithABoner]

Idk what's hapoening. I finally got erect, watching some adult entertainment and its even smaller now. It's smaller than my fucking thumb. I'm panicking. I'm having heart palpitations and cold sweats because of this now. I think i might have a medical condition or something. This is one of the worst days of my life!

 

[StonerWithABoner]

Abiut 20 minutes ago, my penis vanishedninto thin air as i pinched it between my fingers. It's not even small any more. Just... gone. FML

 

[StonerWithABoner]

Happy april fools day ;-)

I'll do a real update soon. I promise!

 

[arkailija]

You devil you!

I was honestly worried for you! I had forgotten about the whole April Fools day.
April Fools day is one of my so-called "pet peeves." Only good thing about April 1st is that Spring is on the way or even strongly on in certain parts of the world.
Here in Finland it takes some time, there's still snow on the ground.

Looking forward to your real update!

 

[DLD]

Happy april fools day

I'll do a real update soon. I promise!

?

 

[REDZULU2003]

I just thought you were on drugs LMAO

 

[StonerWithABoner]

@arkailija, I owe you a sincere apology. Your empathetic nature is a precious resource in our brotherhood, and I don't like thei dea that I caused you any real distress with my own pretend distress. I am truly sorry.

Also, my penis just got ripped off by my sizegenetics and the tension springs caused the whole rig to catapult halfway across the cafeteria. Maybe i'm just not cut out for this. Also, I need to call 911 and i probably just lost my job.

 

[Haursen]

@arkailija, I owe you a sincere apology. Your empathetic nature is a precious resource in our brotherhood, and I don't like thei dea that I caused you any real distress with my own pretend distress. I am truly sorry.

Also, my penis just got ripped off by my sizegenetics and the tension springs caused the whole rig to catapult halfway across the cafeteria. Maybe i'm just not cut out for this. Also, I need to call 911 and i probably just lost my job.

 

[arkailija]

It's all good @StonerWithABoner !

Just let us know how your routines for real are going. I am personally enjoying my Silistretcher on a daily basis.

 

[DLD]

I forgot about April fools day and wow I could’ve really gotten so many people if I remembered. I’m glad some of you guys remembered you had some fun at each other‘s expenses. ?

 

[StonerWithABoner]

Here's a screenshot of my progress spreadsheet. Since the beginning of the year, I've gained 8mm bpfsl (though 6 of that was recovering gains i'd lost over the previous 3 years) and 4mm bpel. And i got one decent set of girth measurements not long ago to use as my baseline. And yes, my head really is 1 inch thicker than my mid shaft.


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The routine that's gotten me here is a little different than what i laid out in january. My length routine is 1 to 1.5 hours in sizegenetics at 850g (just bumped up to 900g today), and i do that 3 times per week and heal in a silisleev. Girth routine is stil 5x5x3, but occasionally i throw in a clamping set, and often the sets are past 5 minutes. And i do that twice a week and heal in a cock ring plus phallosan. Nothing keeps me expanded like the phallosan. I spend rest days in the silisleev as well. So i'm almost never retracted to my base flaccid length.

Sleeping most nights with no artifical extension, but trying to maximize my sleep so i can heal with as much night wood as possible. I'm also drinking ~80 oz water per day (that includes 32-48 oz of tea, bith green and oolong) which i know is a huge help, for quality blood flow.

 

[DLD]

Loving it! I’m so happy to see you increasing intensity and time as this will greatly benefit you. And is always your charts are beautiful and so easy to understand. Keep plugging away my man!