at least were youre not this guy

[dr.longdong]

he seems pretty confident though

 

[MichaelMyers]

WTF? Looks like a life size Ken doll!

 

[Simyan]

oh my. That does not look like the in-between the legs trick as well!

 

[KevinP]

Why would he even shave? At least try to gel your pubes into a mini dong

 

[magiksock]

It looks like an old picture of the most interesting man in the world 20 years ago

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Chop-shop.