What the hell is this world coming to?

DLD · Jun 26, 2010

"Dude, last night I had the craziest sex. She even gave me a Stinky Patrick!!"

Girth Hammer · Jun 26, 2010

who said that shit? Nothing about that sounds like good sex. Some people are weird.

chiliwhacker · Jun 26, 2010

doublelongdaddy;386480 said:
"Dude, last night I had the craziest sex. She even gave me a Stinky Patrick!!"

Damnit, I thought I've heard of them all! So tell me what the hell a Stinky Patrick is? Doesn't sound to good for a guy, anything like a Dirty Sanchez?

nwa · Jun 26, 2010

lets here the details and wtf is a stinky patrick

kawai123 · Jun 26, 2010

LOL.. I'm also wondering what is a stinky patrick..

Turnover · Jun 26, 2010

OMG a stinky patrickkkkk

kast · Jun 27, 2010

Not sure what a Stinky-Patrick is, but if it involves a starfish and my ass, I'm going to puke.

KingCobra · Jun 27, 2010

Looked it up at UD:
"The act of farting in someone's mouth while they breathe it in, hold their breath and blow it back in their partner's face.
Usually happens in a heated love-making sesh"....WTF thats just too nasty

chiliwhacker · Jun 27, 2010

Too funny!

DLD · Jun 27, 2010

SO offensive

DLD · Jun 27, 2010

penisbuilder · Jun 27, 2010

Fucking hilarious..I can't stop laughing as I read that!! I'm with you DLD..even with the hottest chick,this would be offensive and disgusting...no matter how hot and bubbly her "assets"!!The things that you will find online,pretty shocking.

Girth Hammer · Jun 27, 2010

the next person that does this I hope they get a mouth full of spray fart rofl

Or a brown nugget on the tounge.

penisbuilder · Jun 27, 2010

Awwwww,that's nasty dude.LOL.But I guess,it serves them right if it did happen.Those spray farts with hidden nuggets are the worst.

Turnover · Jun 27, 2010

lol that is havin me crack up

stillwantmore · Jul 12, 2010

Good question, about 2 weeks ago a girl my wife went to school with...not a close friend but still, shot her 9 month old then herself. Something about a potential custody dispute.

DLD · Jul 12, 2010

stillwantmore2;388166 said:
Good question, about 2 weeks ago a girl my wife went to school with...not a close friend but still, shot her 9 month old then herself. Something about a potential custody dispute.

??

SigSauer · Jul 12, 2010

Think his comment was more towards the thread name and not a stinky patrick.

All2Real · Jul 12, 2010

"Dude, last night I had the craziest sex. She even gave me a Stinky Patrick!!"

Good question, about 2 weeks ago a girl my wife went to school with...not a close friend but still, shot her 9 month old then herself. Something about a potential custody dispute.

The world is really cuckoo, I was laughing at the first one but then I ran across the other post. Sig is right, dude must have posted without even reading.

stillwantmore · Jul 13, 2010

Yea, I replied as a general statement about the thread title itself. What IS a ''stinky patrick'' anyway??

DLD · Jul 13, 2010

stillwantmore2;388252 said:
Yea, I replied as a general statement about the thread title itself. What IS a ''stinky patrick'' anyway??

I don't know but I do know I don't want one

All2Real · Jul 18, 2010

Looked it up at UD:
"The act of farting in someone's mouth while they breathe it in, hold their breath and blow it back in their partner's face.
Usually happens in a heated love-making sesh"....WTF thats just too nasty

stillwantmore · Jul 18, 2010

Oh, so it's sorta like shit play without the shit. MMMM

DLD · Jul 18, 2010

stillwantmore2;388911 said:
Oh, so it's sorta like shit play without the shit. MMMM

disgusting

huge-girth · Jul 8, 2025

KingCobra said:
Looked it up at UD:
"The act of farting in someone's mouth while they breathe it in, hold their breath and blow it back in their partner's face.
Usually happens in a heated love-making sesh"....WTF thats just too nasty

Very disgusting. Never heard of anything like this before.

DLD · Jul 8, 2025

huge-girth said:
Very disgusting. Never heard of anything like this before.

Beyond that it's evil!

oldandlively · Jul 8, 2025

Hm, wasn't there a crazy relationship study where you get a bit more longevity if you share each other's gases? Not sure how far the follow up studies in the recent days, but it was a hell of a strange pursuit in the early 2000s.

huge-girth · Jul 9, 2025

oldandlively said:
Hm, wasn't there a crazy relationship study where you get a bit more longevity if you share each other's gases? Not sure how far the follow up studies in the recent days, but it was a hell of a strange pursuit in the early 2000s.

For me, I think in a healthy relationship, you should be able to fart in the presence of your partner.

DLD · Jul 9, 2025

huge-girth said:
For me, I think in a healthy relationship, you should be able to fart in the presence of your partner.

i guess it depends on how much they smell

oldandlively · Jul 10, 2025

huge-girth said:
For me, I think in a healthy relationship, you should be able to fart in the presence of your partner.

That didn't take my wife long. First week we met, my place already have its own scent.

DLD · Jul 11, 2025

oldandlively said:
That didn't take my wife long. First week we met, my place already have its own scent.

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