If you had to have gay sex...

If you had to have gay sex...

  • My male pride demands a giant peice of meat! I'll just grit my teeth!

    Votes: 15 30.0%

  • Average for me. I'm not too picky!

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • It better not be too big! I don't think I could handle it!

    Votes: 16 32.0%

  • I do have gay sex so shut up!

    Votes: 8 16.0%
  • Total voters
    50
kong1971

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A Kong poll. Relax, this is just for shits and giggles. All the talk about size made me wonder about something. Kind of a reverse question on the average debates. If you had to have gay sex, would you want your partner to have a huge dick, an average sized dick or a small dick?

(Sizes being 7+ for huge, 5 to 7 for average, or under 5 for small)
 
Now, depending on the answers (honest, please) I wonder how that translates to what women really think about this size issue?
 
I think in this case, girth is more of an issue than length. For anal sex, I think you can shove stuff pretty dang far up there, but you try to stick 6" EG in there, you're going to squeal. And also bleed. And maybe pass out. And definitely vomit. So I'll choose average.

Wait, I'd have to vomit no matter what size penis was shoved into my tender virgin butthole. :barf: :barf: :barf:

However, if we're talking gay oral sex, I think it would have to be big. Just so I wouldn't laugh. :D
 
LMAO! Yeah, a giant shlong shoved in your face would probably dry the laughter right up!

I was just thinking...all these younguns worried about what a gal might think about their peckers might not worry so much if they thought about what they would want if they were so inclined, cause I guarantee that the percentages are pretty close to the same.

I started out dead average in size and never once had a complaint. No female ever laughed or even made any negative comments about it.

Just some of the others threads made me think about what we would want if the tables were turned...
 
I'm a size queen, so if it were me, I'd want no thinner than my wrist and no shorter than my forearm.
 
:D Still, you bitch! You'd be one of those girls that traumatize us guys about our size! :D

:D "Is it in yet? I don't feel a thing!" :D
 
Smallest possible. I'm talkin' leprechaun wenis. LMAO
I had a chat with a gay size queen. I couldn't understand his logic.
He wanted bigger and his ass would take it....well, better him then me.
 
The wife and I play with that sort of thing. We're pretty twisted. Got to if you want to keep it fresh after 10 years. So I know for a fact that anything bigger than average just won't go. We have a toy that's 5.75 in EG and NO FUCKING WAY. You get a whole other perspective when that shit is coming at you.
 
I have riods, so it better be small if I ever HAD to take it in the poop shoot.
 
WantToBeThick said:
The wife and I play with that sort of thing. We're pretty twisted. Got to if you want to keep it fresh after 10 years. So I know for a fact that anything bigger than average just won't go. We have a toy that's 5.75 in EG and NO FUCKING WAY. You get a whole other perspective when that shit is coming at you.
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:dance: You're a crazy swinger, baby, yeah! :dance:
 
Small as possible. I value my arse. I need it for shiting.
 
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