Getting Kids DNA tested

How the hell can you do this without causing trust issues with your wife? If you suggest this when the children are born, she will think u dont trust her an thats a big cat ta let outta the bag.

JC ROD

You can get online test kits.

I would hope I never feel such a trust issue, but I cannot blame any man that wants to be sure.

Just tell your wife that you're going to the grocery store, then take the kid to the testing center to have both your cheeks swabbed. Women do that kinda shit all the time, you can too.

Just be sure to remember to go to the grocery store afterwards.

The_Rabbi said:

Just tell your wife that you're going to the grocery store, then take the kid to the testing center to have both your cheeks swabbed. Women do that kinda shit all the time, you can too.

Just be sure to remember to go to the grocery store afterwards.

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lol lol lol


Wife: UHydromax... where are the groceries? I thought you went down to the supermarket.

You: ..... (start sweating)


lol

Not to put TOO fine a point on the matter, but; if you feel that you need a DNA test, I'd say you've already got trust issues. Deeeeep ones. And those never develop in a vacuum. Truthfully, I have to say that trust sounds like only one of many undiscussed, and therefore unresolved, issues.

Maybe it's time you and your old lady really started to communicate. It may get ugly, but ugly truth is far better than painful suspicion.