Can someone donate their penis when they die?

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Could it be reatatched to someone else? I mean when I die could I donate my cock to someone who pays me while I'm alive and then gets to have it attactched to himself when I croak? This could be really cool in a bunch of ways. I could put it on ebay now and require a down payment. Then when I die the remainder can be donated to MoS. Plus the bonus would be I would get to fuck after I die. I could sell it to some 20 year old kid and he could go out and stuff a bunch of young girls with my tool. I could look down from Heaven and be like...Yup thats my cock... I am really over tired:hammerhea
 

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Careful man you wouldn't want to be offed just because you have a huge one.
 
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If someone pays you for it now, watch your back ;) no-one's gonna want to wait too long for that thing :)
 

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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Could it be reatatched to someone else? I mean when I die could I donate my cock to someone who pays me while I'm alive and then gets to have it attactched to himself when I croak? This could be really cool in a bunch of ways. I could put it on ebay now and require a down payment. Then when I die the remainder can be donated to MoS. Plus the bonus would be I would get to fuck after I die. I could sell it to some 20 year old kid and he could go out and stuff a bunch of young girls with my tool. I could look down from Heaven and be like...Yup thats my cock... I am really over tired:hammerhea
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
 
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NOw there's a truly novel concept...even more so than the "my wife keeps my penis when I die" thread by the other guy wanting to stir interest in post mortem penis preservation. I think it IS possible to do. Well, a re-attachment is....the infamous Mr. Bobbit had his not only re-attached but, also made 3 inches LONGER. He later starred in several porn movies that saw moderate sucess one titled "Frankenpenis" (yes, really). Now, as for transplantation? Not so sure.
 

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Maybe they'll wait till you hit 12 NBP then off you? :confused:
 
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Thats a dam good idea! Hmmm makes me think is it possible?




Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Could it be reatatched to someone else? I mean when I die could I donate my cock to someone who pays me while I'm alive and then gets to have it attactched to himself when I croak? This could be really cool in a bunch of ways. I could put it on ebay now and require a down payment. Then when I die the remainder can be donated to MoS. Plus the bonus would be I would get to fuck after I die. I could sell it to some 20 year old kid and he could go out and stuff a bunch of young girls with my tool. I could look down from Heaven and be like...Yup thats my cock... I am really over tired:hammerhea
 

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I wouldn't be surprised if this was possible in the future. |(
 

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Eh to hell with the future I want a bigger one now! ;)
 

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Yeah, I myself am not exactly spending so much time here learning this stuff to simply sit around and wait for a donor penis.
 

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Here's another thought:

Maybe you have a son, and you want to give him a head-start in life. You agree to transplant your now-enlarged penis to him while he's just going through puberty. With his newly-inherited tool attached, he goes through the growth years of his teens. The penis grows accordingly.

Years later, after he's spent a lifetime improving on the penis he got from his father, he decides to pass the same penis - now 20 inches long - to HIS son at the time of puberty.

After a few generations, how long and large around do you suppose the "family penis" could get? How much penis would be too much penis?

(And by the way... leaving it for the wife or girl friend is better than letting the worms eat it)
 

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