Would you suck your own cock if you could?

[DLD]

That shit had me rolling. Would love to see their sales numbers around that time.

I can tell you that we never sold as many BathMates as we did when the program came out. And I agree, it was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen especially when the guy was spotting him while he was pumping....that had me rolling over laughing.

 

[pradox]

R3dd1t.com: over 18?

 

[Zambrodom3]

R3dd1t.com: over 18?

Wow... that's all I have to say.. rofl!

 

[pradox]

Wow... that's all I have to say.. rofl!

me too! I heard that there was a sub-R3dd1t for every topic...they were not lying

 

[DLD]

I just felt very violated

 

[Zambrodom3]

I just felt very violated

Hahahhahah! Speechless, huh? rofl!

 

[pradox]

Not to everyone's tastes, but here is a (young) Ron Jeremy selfsucking - Pornhub.com


LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zambrodom3]

Not to everyone's tastes, but here is a (young) Ron Jeremy selfsucking - Pornhub.com


LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
!!!!!!!!!!!!

.... Wtf!!! I voted yes, but now that I saw THAT- I can definitely say that I am SHOCKED!!!

 

[DLD]

.... Wtf!!! I voted yes, but now that I saw THAT- I can definitely say that I am SHOCKED!!!

Seeing Ron do anything turns me off from it

 

[8incyclops]

.... Wtf!!! I voted yes, but now that I saw THAT- I can definitely say that I am SHOCKED!!!

I think if we could reach most guys would try it at least once im sure girls with massive jugs suck their own tits

 

[10.25alive]

I can and have done it. I plan on doing it when I hit 10 every now and then. If you can give yourself a handjob you can suck your own cock. And my girl knows all of this

 

[Zambrodom3]

I think if we could reach most guys would try it at least once im sure girls with massive jugs suck their own tits

Asolutely!

I can and have done it. I plan on doing it when I hit 10 every now and then. If you can give yourself a handjob you can suck your own cock. And my girl knows all of this

Very true!

 

[stillwantmore]

I think I'd re-pierce my tongue if I was long enough to suck myself.

 

[DLD]

I can and have done it. I plan on doing it when I hit 10 every now and then. If you can give yourself a handjob you can suck your own cock. And my girl knows all of this

A [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]Fleshlight[/words] does a great job if you don't want to suck your own dick

 

[10.25alive]

Already there dld!

 

[DLD]

Already there dld!

It is the best thing next to the real thing

 

[stillwantmore]

I just wish the [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]Fleshlight[/words] people would invent a way to keep the inside of the sleeve wet. It always dries out during use and I have to stop and add more spit to my hand/dick. Kind of kills the mood.

 

[grow4me]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eptyhCEvUIg

lmao watch this clip from the inbetweeners, 1.05 reminds me of this thread hahaha

 

[Zambrodom3]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eptyhCEvUIg

lmao watch this clip from the inbetweeners, 1.05 reminds me of this thread hahaha

Hahhah! It sure does remind of this thread!

 

[youknowme123321]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eptyhCEvUIg

lmao watch this clip from the inbetweeners, 1.05 reminds me of this thread hahaha

hahaha

 

[youknowme123321]

R3dd1t.com: Over 18?

aaahhhhhhhh noooooo!! I can't unsee it!!!

 

[DLD]

I just wish the [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]Fleshlight[/words] people would invent a way to keep the inside of the sleeve wet. It always dries out during use and I have to stop and add more spit to my hand/dick. Kind of kills the mood.

You can fill the cavity with some hair conditioner and it stays moist for a long while. Just be sure the lower lid is on tight so you don't make a mess. I also like to heat up the conditioner so it feels more realistic.

 

[Zambrodom3]

You can fill the cavity with some hair conditioner and it stays moist for a long while. Just be sure the lower lid is on tight so you don't make a mess. I also like to heat up the conditioner so it feels more realistic.

Wow... you've been experimenting haven't you?

 

[mano22]

I have done, Im flexible and 6"
If I was longer it would be a better experience! lol

 

[DLD]

Wow... you've been experimenting haven't you?

Of course! I have nothing else so I want to make my experience as real as possible

 

[grow4me]

Of course! I have nothing else so I want to make my experience as real as possible

DLD im sure u dont have problems gettin girls??

 

[stillwantmore]

Good idea DLD. I usually use KY Jelly. Hmm....

 

[boohoohoo]

To answer the original question, no, i definitely would not suck my own cock if I could. I am pretty out of shape right now so to be able to suck my own cock I would have to be at least 10 inches. Now, if that was the case, I would find some much better holes to stick my dick in than my mouth : )

 

[kitfisto]

I would deepthroat myself if I could.

Of course! I have nothing else so I want to make my experience as real as possible

You're celibate aren't you DLD. May I ask why?

 

[DLD]

You're celibate aren't you DLD. May I ask why?

Religious reasons. If I find someone, someday I will remain celibate until marriage.

 

[LONGERDICK7+]

Nope i would let my sex slaves do the job...

 

[Deimos171]

Being bi I totally would
I've got some straight mates that can and do.
Bit jealous of them lol

 

[partytime5423]

no thank you and that R3dd1t link grossed me out lol

 

[DLD]

Nope i would let my sex slaves do the job...

That would be my [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FleshLight[/words]

 

[Longth]

Its cool if your gay, I'm not judging you, but your talking about sucking on your dick here...come on man lol get a girl, use your hand, buy a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]fleshlight[/words]...lol

I don't suppose you've ever given yourself a hand job?

A million times you say?

You must be gay then to rub a cock so much.

 

[boohoohoo]

Again, I would not do this. I'm not saying never even once, but I don't see the point. If I was long enough and in shape enough to suck my own cock I would find plenty of women to do it for me.

 

[DLD]

Again, I would not do this. I'm not saying never even once, but I don't see the point. If I was long enough and in shape enough to suck my own cock I would find plenty of women to do it for me.

lol, I guess so

 

[boohoohoo]

lol, I guess so

Well maybe not plenty, but I'm sure I could find at least one size queen that would be interested. I mean think about it, if I just tried to get numbers from a bunch of random women and in our early conversations sent them a picture of my dick I'm sure at least the size queens would be interested in having sex with a 10+ inch dick.

 

[pogzee]

Looks like either your trying too hard to get a bigger penis or a new method of gaining or masturbating (if this comes or "cums" under it)
I think you are too engrossed in PE or getting "into" it. ......hahahhaha rofl

 

[Threak-X]

I wonder, if a man could suck his own cock, would he?
I wonder, if a woman could lick her own pussy, would she?
I wonder, if a gay man could fuck his own ass, would he?
I wonder, if a dominatrix could do a self-Urophagia, would he/she?

Basically, the question being asked here is...
How far would you take a self-service act(s) for sexual pleasure?

 

[Commodore]

woman would lick her pussy for shure
gay man would definitely fuck his own ass
but i would never suck no cock, no matter if it would be mine or what ever.

 

[pogzee]

i completely agree with you on the wondering part. If someone woudnt have wondered how(or rather DLD precisely....lol) they could have a bigger penis then PE would have never been there ever. Its humans imagination that has led us here with bigger dicks.
Well it was only a joke in good faith

 

[DLD]

I wonder, if a man could suck his own cock, would he?
I wonder, if a woman could lick her own pussy, would she?
I wonder, if a gay man could fuck his own ass, would he?
I wonder, if a dominatrix could do a self-Urophagia, would he/she?

Basically, the question being asked here is...
How far would you take a self-service act(s) for sexual pleasure?

I have seen one girl who could reach her mouth to her pussy, it was actually quite disturbing

 

[stillwantmore]

I love these "purely hypothetical" threads. Now the real question, would you spit or swallow?

 

[boohoohoo]

I have seen one girl who could reach her mouth to her pussy, it was actually quite disturbing

That sounds so weird.... lol

TBH I think even if one could reach their own penis with their mouth it still wouldn't be easy to give oneself a blowjob. I mean look how hard it is for another person to give you one, let alone you trying to suck yourself off for at least 5 minutes. It sounds exhausting more than it would provide pleasure.

I say stick to your good old right or left hand

 

[stillwantmore]

Remember it's only "gay" if....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg

 

[Threak-X]

I love these "purely hypothetical" threads. Now the real question, would you spit or swallow?

LMAO... [or turnaway]

Remember it's only "gay" if....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg

I've always like that perspective (Ron White's) on the topic.

 

[pogzee]

the guys who can fit themselves in really small boxes as you see in guinness world book of records must have tried it FOR SURE ...hahah

 

[DLD]

The real question is can you stick your penis in your own butt I can but surely wouldn't

 

[pogzee]

I wish i could stick it in my butt ......but even i woudnt...lol