Would you suck your own cock if you could?

[jakb]

As someone posted a thread on this I am now curious as to what percentage of men would.

 

[smerc]

Looks like you got it going.


EDIT: Got rid of link due to thread being fixed.

EDIT 2: Where is the only after 4 beers option? :blush:

 

[jakb]

Thank you smerc. You were fast on that! You got that up before I could even edit the post.

 

[smerc]

Thank you smerc. You were fast on that! You got that up before I could even edit the post.

No prob. I'm probably going to put it in another thread in case someone else was curious. It was boggling my mind as well. Was hoping the options would just pop out after selecting the "post a poll" option.

 

[DLD]

I could but would not

 

[tef1]

I could but would not

Same here!!

 

[CobraStang]

WTF? I'm pretty sure that if you say yes to this question, then your gay. Nothing wrong with it, but you could have just asked: Are you gay? Just my opinion.

 

[smerc]

WTF? I'm pretty sure that if you say yes to this question, then your gay. Nothing wrong with it, but you could have just asked: Are you gay? Just my opinion.

"Your own cock". Are you from the other thread?

 

[CobraStang]

"Your own cock". Are you from the other thread?

Its cool if your gay, I'm not judging you, but your talking about sucking on your dick here...come on man lol get a girl, use your hand, buy a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]fleshlight[/words]...lol

 

[smerc]

I'm not gay, but that's beside the point. You're engaging in an act upon yourself. Which negates the gay part. If it was you sucking someone elses cock, then yeah the argument would be valid for someone to be defined that way.

 

[ULTIM8GAINZ]

How is it gay if u suck your own python bird?

That's like saying it's gay if u jack off your long-bird raptor

Now if u sodomize urself with the morpheus matrix bird, then MAYBE it can be considered gay

 

[smerc]

It can't be gay if you name your penis long bird raptor. Just saying.


EDIT: Whoops. Meant to say "It" instead of "I".

 

[youknowme123321]

Its cool if your gay, I'm not judging you, but your talking about sucking on your dick here...come on man lol get a girl, use your hand, buy a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]fleshlight[/words]...lol

by your logic jerking yourself off would be gay because jerking off another guy is a gay act. i jerk myself off but am not attracted to other men in a physical, sexual, or emotional way.

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How is it gay if u suck your own python bird?

That's like saying it's gay if u jack off your long-bird raptor

Now if u sodomize urself with the morpheus matrix bird, then MAYBE it can be considered gay

long bird raptor!!! HAHAHAHAHA

 

[wakingdream]

Bump for more poll votes

 

[Disco Dave]

While some of you guys make suck on your own cock for PE; I decided that I may have to suck to (Via on my lady tittys). Lol.

 

[Longth]

No.

Really grossed out by cum. I'd probably vomit.

 

[tkto]

No gross, what kind of loser ghey are you that u can't find a man.

 

[smerc]

While some of you guys make suck on your own cock for PE; I decided that I may have to suck to (Via on my lady tittys). Lol.

Nothing like a little motorboating to relieve your troubles.

No gross, what kind of loser ghey are you that u can't find a man.

That you can't find a man? Typo :blush:

 

[jinxycat]

I think everyman would suck his dick if were able. :s

 

[smerc]

I think everyman would suck his dick if were able. :s

I take it you didn't see the poll? 9/9.

Anyways. I think they're all bullshitters. You all know that dicks going in your mouth when you hit 11". :blush:

 

[jordey]

I think everyman would suck his dick if were able. :s

i think alot of us are unsure as we dont have units big enough to allow us the choice!

 

[tef1]

The only mouth I want around my dick is the mouth of a hot, sexy woman that knows how to give great head!

 

[tkto]

That you can't find a man? Typo :blush:

U r corect soldier this isn't the sisterhood

 

[Disco Dave]

I have masturbated for 30 years. But I don't care if I had a 20 inch Cock. No dick is going in my mouth. When I jerk off I think about chiks; But sucking your own cock means ya thinking about dudes. But I don't hate on others. So do what you like.

 

[tkto]

I do hate everyone that ain't claimin the same set as me (mos). your totally right about suking dik. Even the ask a gay guy thread died when one of the members said he thinks about suking diks

 

[smerc]

What if you put a wig on your head. Does that make it alright? Just got to shave the beard to.

 

[tkto]

Jesus had long hair so nah it'll never be alright

 

[stillwantmore]

I would if I could. Big deal. It's my own body. Nothing wrong with loving my body. Women lick their own tits when then can and taste their own vaginal fluids sometimes. I love how people see things when it's women vs men.

 

[tkto]

Yea but women are secondary to men duh. Even god says so. Dont b a mangina

 

[stillwantmore]

Yea but women are secondary to men duh. Even god says so. Dont b a mangina

Lulz, k.

 

[smerc]

Women lick their own tits when then can and taste their own vaginal fluids sometimes.

Swallowing myself would have to be where I'd draw the line. Unless I was getting health benefits out of it. :blush:

 

[Zambrodom3]

I could but would not

Yea, I bet you just gotta look down and you will have your dick is pretty close to your face already! rofl!!!!!!!!!

 

[DLD]

Yea, I bet you just gotta look down and you will have your dick is pretty close to your face already! rofl!!!!!!!!!

Yup but that thing will never go in my mouth, unless it happens when I am sleeping

 

[Zambrodom3]

Yup but that thing will never go in my mouth, unless it happens when I am sleeping

HAHAHAHHA!!! "That thing"... rofl!!!!!

 

[Disco Dave]

HAHAHAHHA!!! "That thing"... rofl!!!!!

Zam you're back bro. What's happening my good friend. Welcome to this thread "Cock Sucker 101". Lol. Some guys seem to actually think that sucking our own cock may help with PE. Lol. WTF. Any ways; Welcome back.

 

[Zambrodom3]

Zam you're back bro. What's happening my good friend. Welcome to this thread "Cock Sucker 101". Lol. Some guys seem to actually think that sucking our own cock may help with PE. Lol. WTF. Any ways; Welcome back.

Thank you very much, feels good to have someone welcome you back . How are things going?

 

[Disco Dave]

Thank you very much, feels good to have someone welcome you back . How are things going?

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[DLD]

HAHAHAHHA!!! "That thing"... rofl!!!!!

ZAM!!!! The prodigal son come home! Good to see you in the Brotherhood again, missed you while you were gone.

 

[Zambrodom3]

ZAM!!!! The prodigal son come home! Good to see you in the Brotherhood again, missed you while you were gone.

Thank you DLD, I missed the community as well. It is interesting to see how the community has grown incredibly while I was absent. I was here and pretty active when it was really empty (while you were gone as well) and now it is pretty much on top. Warms my heart to see so many active brothers once again! Great job you and LIGHTNING did!

 

[DLD]

Thank you DLD, I missed the community as well. It is interesting to see how the community has grown incredibly while I was absent. I was here and pretty active when it was really empty (while you were gone as well) and now it is pretty much on top. Warms my heart to see so many active brothers once again! Great job you and LIGHTNING did!

Thanks my Brother and also, thank you for holding it down while I was sick, it was you guys who kept the Brotherhood going when I couldn't!

 

[Barnstool123]

Yup but that thing will never go in my mouth, unless it happens when I am sleeping

Guarantee that has happened already lol. How often do you trip over it though? Lol

 

[Barnstool123]

I am surprised fuck yes is winning. The thought of it for me is a bug turn off. We're all so different. Wonder if any of thus who said yes are gay.

Also there should have been a choice in the poll for fuck yes and I do suck my own dick. So we could see how many people actually do it.

 

[pdevil]

I think it's really funny, how people think sucking your own cock means you're gay.
I tried it before, not because I like sucking dick, but because I really like the feeling of getting my dick sucked.
While I was together with my ex-girlfriend, who was giving me great blowjobs regularly, I never even thought about doing it.
There was this Australian punk band with the 'lyrics' (I think you can't call it an actual song): I know why Dinosaurs became instinct; it's because they learned how to suck their own cocks.

 

[smerc]

I know why Dinosaurs became instinct; it's because they learned how to suck their own cocks.

All those sharp teeth

Could only picture a brontosaurus being able to pull that off. :blush:

 

[DLD]

Looks like a split decision on the self-suck, who would have known?

 

[youknowme123321]

pdevil - i think this thread has shown most people do not think it is gay.

DLD - i never would have thought it would be a split decision...crazy!!! to me at least

WAIT!!! I just looked...FUCK YES is winning

 

[mza]

Most people that i know would do it
I dont think its gay like i dont think jerking off is gay but i dont think i would feel anything suck myself off it just wouldnt be the same

 

[Drater1138]

I look at it as another form of masturbation, if you're able. Several years ago I tried (with some maneuvering) and only managed the tip. Interesting experience.

 

[Lightning]

Looks like a split decision on the self-suck, who would have known?

Nothing like waking up every morning and seeing this thread at the top of the forum. :/

 

[DLD]

Nothing like waking up every morning and seeing this thread at the top of the forum. :/

Better than "how does asshole taste" I guess.