Simpsons Quote Competition

[[P]okey[B]ear]

30 days 30 quotes 5 points if you guess the episode of the quote that I give. People wanted a simpsons one because I made a family guy quote comp. I'm doing day 1 and 2 quote today to be in line with family guy.
Quote 1: "If these two kids hadn't called 911 i'd be wearing your watch ha ha ha but seriously you would be dead"
Quote 2: "You went to a sugar factory without me? Was there any oompaloompa's?"

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

no guesses none at all?

 

[gonnabe2huge]

i don't know the episode names, but this should count for something

Number One (dr hibert) - bart and millhouse gain control of comic book guys shop after his massive heart attack, even though he banned them for life. homer tries to help him recover and comic book guy ends up falling for agnes, skinners mom agnes. Bart and milhouse find comic book guys illegal tapes and show them to other kids and comic book guy is arrested.

Comic book guy: Will you wait for me?
Agnes: Are you crazy ? My bones are half dust

Number Two (homer) - marge takes down big sugar by suing the motherloving sugar company for causing springfields health problems after they are named world's fattest city (they would have had largest pyrmid but kirney and the other bully freaked out because they touched hands, causing the pyramid to collapse) Sugar is banned in springfield. Homer plans to sneak in sugar from the island of san glucose.The ban is removed, homer dumps all the sugar into the ocean.

Marge: deserts ready, i steamed some limes

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

That's 10 points for gonnabe2huge

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

Day 3: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

 

[gonnabe2huge]

bart has to go to the hospitle because he glued some things to his face, a beak and a faucet, and some neck botls, thus marge can't take lisa to the museum. after scheming to get her way lisa tries to ride the bus to the museum but gets lost, becuase she cchose the wrong bus she had bus a (i don't remember the nember though). She finds area 51-A, and eventually she ends up in town, homer who has just gotten a cherry picker from a guy for some ballons see's her. the cherry picker loses control and homer has a near death experience. at the end of the episode homer and lisa break into the museum to see the isus exhibit.

Lisa: it's behind a velvet rope, a velvet rope."

 

[gonnabe2huge]

i should be pretty good at this when i broke my hand all i did was watch the simpsons (best 8 weeks of my life)

 

[crazyed27]

Damn you guys must watch a lot of T.V. lol

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

15 points now this is getting scary lol

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

check out the family guy quote competition as well

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

gonnabe2huge may win this competition just a thought

 

[sasquatch]

Don't remeber which episode..

Homer Simpson - "facts are meaningless, they can be used to prove anything even remotely true"

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

Don't remeber which episode..

Homer Simpson - "facts are meaningless, they can be used to prove anything even remotely true"

you are a troll stop posting quotes your supposed to guess quotes i'm saying not post quotes in my quote competition threads.

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

Day 4: Oh no I need to regroup at red lobster

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

Day 5: Mom I don't want you to see that. I stole the video game. i'm sorry

 

[gonnabe2huge]

day 5: bart steals a game (bloodstrom or bloodbath) from try n save, and is butsed by the man with the ashtray beltbuckle, he is banned from the store. a few days later the family has to go to try and save to take the family photo marge scheduled. bart is caught by th man and snatched form the pictuer. the man tells marge what happened she doesn't believe so he shows her video (the qoute happens here). marge begins acting disant around bart, so to make it up to her he has his picture retaken at try n save to fix the previous crappy one. he comes home and is stopped by marge she thinks he stole again, he gives her the pic and in return he gets to open one gift early. (some lame putting game)

day 4:homer starts hanging with a flock of crows (a flock of crows is called a murder), they take maggies for a fly, then homer freaks out on them, and they attack him, wounding his eyes. dr hibert prescribes medical pot for his eyes. homer begins to enjoy lisa's sax, and even aska flanders to read him the bible. after realizing that flanders is out to recriminalize medical pot, homer starts a campaign to keep it, all seems to be going well until they realize that they forgot the date and didn't voe the day before like they should have.

sasquatch's quote i have no idea, i can see it in my head, homer says it to lisa, but i just don't know. It could be the phone numbers episode, or the one where she joins peta

 

[gonnabe2huge]

best simpsons thing ever was sscatagap

"the children are our future, today belongs to me"

 

[sasquatch]

Punk ass 19 year old kid calls me a "troll" I oughta slap the peach fuzz off your pre-pubesent face J/K

Sorry.... did'nt understand your little game

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

no problem man just kinda aggravated me apology accepted