PM from JAPP to DLD

[DLD]

Dear DLD, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
That's pretty shitty man - you're like my fuckin idol
I want to be just like you man. I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read 'em
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you DLD, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, JAPP

P.S.

We should be together too

 

[ALpHawan2getbig]

lol..

Eminem haha

 

[stillwantmore]

Damn DLD...you might wanna get a restraining order...dude has some serious issues!

 

[DLD]

 

[Gardenier90]

Originally posted by stillwantmore
Damn DLD...you might wanna get a restraining order...dude has some serious issues!

My thoughts exactly.

 

[pole]

hell! find him a doctor please! He's a danger for himself and I guess for the public too!

 

[inamo]

I was read it half way before realizing it was Eminem. I got pretty freaked for a sec.

 

[Gardenier90]

Originally posted by inamo
I was read it half way before realizing it was Eminem.

Actually DLD gave Eminem those lyrics. It was a REAL pm from Japp to DLD!

 

[GellyBird]

damn, thats scarey shit. If you ever saw him just beat his ass down with that schlong and be like, how you like me/it now?!?!!

 

[jojo]

He was kidding, right?


later...

 

[inamo]

 

[ItsElectric]

ROFLMAO!!!

-ItsElectric

 

[realpuffus]

I had a dream about DLD, does that count as stalking?

"Shake it lika polaroid picta!"

puff

 

[Gardenier90]

Originally posted by jojo
He was kidding, right?

DLD only wishes he was!

 

[oopapercutoo]

...inside joke, I'm supposing? ...meh...?

 

[samzman]

Originally posted by inamo
I was read it half way before realizing it was Eminem. I got pretty freaked for a sec.

muhahahaha. yeah me too that's what happened to me i was like........."wait......that's enimem"

 

[samzman]

Originally posted by Gardenier90
Actually DLD gave Eminem those lyrics. It was a REAL pm from Japp to DLD!

actually from another forum on here that i read. it said that eminem was not tied into ANY pe at all and should PROBABLY start it up lol

i don't know if that was a lame joke just pass it on by because i'm as tired as hell and ready to cuddle with my woman and my pillow right about now.........Hydromaxmm......dunkin donuts sounds good about now

 

[huge-girth]

Dear DLD, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
That's pretty shitty man - you're like my fuckin idol
I want to be just like you man. I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read 'em
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you DLD, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, JAPP

P.S.

We should be together too

Boss, are you still in touch with this guy?

 

[DLD]

No but plagiarizing a complaint seems pretty ironic.