Marine corps rifle creed revised

[averagesize]

This is my cock. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My cock is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My cock, without me, is useless. Without my cock, I am useless. I must fire my cock true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I WILL...

My cock and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. WE WILL HIT...

My cock is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my cock clean and ready. We will become part of each other. WE WILL...

Before God, I swear this creed. My cock and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

 

[BeBobBox]

yea man, im feeling you. The way I jack off... shooot... my cock thinks hes in a war too

 

[aares]

What the hell are you talking about? Im assuming you replaced the word "rifle" or "gun" with cock? Haha...at first I thought you were crazy.

 

[thebug]

hrmm, i say, go to war, fire your pistol as many times as you can, and as the enemy increases its forces in time, then you can whip out your machine gun.

 

[ctmwm]

That was good!!