Looking for UK Middleman for an Order

[Shenlong]

As the title suggests, I'm looking for a guy in the UK to undergo a purchase on my behalf, for which I expect to pay, with a little extra added on for their troubles. Arrangements to be agreed via PM (I have my reasons for this and do not wish to discuss them).
I am aware that this isn't exactly fitting for this section but I do not see a better place for this topic and do not wish to ask on other sites.

 

[DLD]

As the title suggests, I'm looking for a guy in the UK to undergo a purchase on my behalf, for which I expect to pay, with a little extra added on for their troubles. Arrangements to be agreed via PM (I have my reasons for this and do not wish to discuss them).
I am aware that this isn't exactly fitting for this section but I do not see a better place for this topic and do not wish to ask on other sites.

What do you need friend?

 

[Shenlong]

I am in a situation where my mail is non-private. I have found a convenient place that will hold packages for me but they only accept those sent by partnered websites or other UK residents through their system.

 

[Shenlong]

Nobody's up for helping me out here?