Im drunk right now

Whats weird is thart if I keep my eyes in one place Im fine in thought and movement. But if i move my eyes im all dizzy. Neat huh?
 
My wife has a real fleah dildo. Im about to fuck it with the vibrator out and heated in hot water. Sort of a poor mans version of the flash light. The inside of the dildo is where Ill be. Im putting it inside of the mouth of a 10 gallon water jug. It holds it tight and secure.
 
Gatta love the late night [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] drunkards...When arent they amusing?:s
 
ha it is amusing. I tried it but I now know i cant maintain an eraction while drinking. Kind of bad, but kind of fun. I now know how easy it would be to fuck a stranger at a party without much of a thought. I am spinning so fast right now! This is all new to me, but fun. I cant wait to go to a party.I have pretty much misserdout on this part of life. Oh, well. Ill make up for it. haha! I wonder if viagra will help wehn drunk.;)
 
I'm all for drinking, although it's not the most constructive hobby, but take it easy and just relax with it. Pounding drinks with grain alcohol is a pretty quick step from enjoying a couple of wine spritzers or whatever it was you guys were drinking. Most people that really like to drink have to learn the hard way (myself included) about moderation and such; try to avoid that.
 
Yeah, I tried just one shot/mix the last few nights, and it gets me slightly buzzed. A 2 shot/mix gets me close to being over the line. 3 shot/mix makes me puke. Im learning!
 
Golf said:
You just gave me a new favorite word.
haha! That was supposed to missed out. Anyway, Im drunk right now. Its weird. To me still. It is better than being depressed all the time. Im on Effexor since a month ago. Ive been depressed for about 8 years. I oove the way this makes me feel. I dop need to know one thing. Since i use EVerclearm (190 proof) What mixes with it the best? It taste so bad unless I use like 15 oz. of Coke or Hawian Punch. But thats alot to drink. What taste tyhe best for a 1-4 mix. Anyone. I am having more fun that all my life . iI really like this feeling. Espavially when My wife is with me. She is again working right now. She wont be home till in the morning. Im going to fuick her hard when she gets in! HAHA! I have found a good thing about this. When I get the spinning feeling. I can close my eyes and loon up a bit. ANd it makes me feel a hard tingly feeling all over my body, espacially in my privatre area. i almost feel like Im having an orgasm.
 
Im trying to stay alert to not loose the feeling. But I really need some entretainmenbt,.n I hqaave a looiked at a;l the pron sir=te theerre is, and i always see allt he same mnovie. I need my wife bad righbt now. I love you guys for the suppoirt.!!
 
Im going to try one more shot/mix.. This makes 5..! I am having very good dreams now. Very relaxing. am crious abot mushro0oms. Does anyone here do mushrooms? I want to know what to llokk for thatr wont kill me but give me a good trip[. ? I need to escape from reality with my wife. We are nu=detr so much pressure in our lifes. We just need to have real friends that love us alot and care about us. i know you guys will help with what i need. Thank you alot. i love you all..!! I really do. Plaease dont bsh me for drinking. Im veru new to tjhis and so far lobve it alot. yThanks you.
 
Ypu are really good friends to me. More so than familtyy is s all my loivfe. Lsat post for now.../! Bye for a bit.
 
i THINK iLL GO TO SLEEP INSTEDA AND dREAM OF GOOD THINGS. i HOPenis Enlargement. iLL TALK LATER TO YOU GUYS AND Penis EnlargementOPLE.
 
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