How many asses have you tapped?
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And the funny thing about it is, if you just looked at me & the vast majority of those chicks, you'd think they'd be WAAAAY outta my league. Confidence and some good-ass smack-talkin' will get you pretty damn far in life.
Especially when it comes to layin' some serious pipe for a weekend or so.
Of course, backin' it up with my world class pussy likkin' and some pretty good moves under the sheets, (yeah, even for an "old guy") goes a long way for building a rep.
Girls DO talk, y'know.
One piece of sage advice another old-timer told me long ago was this:
When it comes right down to sweaty, panting, mad-monkey-three-ring-circus-sex, you treat a whore like a queen and a queen like a whore in bed. I've found that that works about 99% of the time.
And even when it doesn't, it's still a lot of fun!
Especially when it comes to layin' some serious pipe for a weekend or so.
Of course, backin' it up with my world class pussy likkin' and some pretty good moves under the sheets, (yeah, even for an "old guy") goes a long way for building a rep.
Girls DO talk, y'know.
One piece of sage advice another old-timer told me long ago was this:
When it comes right down to sweaty, panting, mad-monkey-three-ring-circus-sex, you treat a whore like a queen and a queen like a whore in bed. I've found that that works about 99% of the time.
And even when it doesn't, it's still a lot of fun!
I really dont know, more than 70 less than a 100 at a guess but I lost track a long time ago.
Kinda a bummer really cos I would like to know my official number.
Kinda a bummer really cos I would like to know my official number.
I am 32 and, to date, have slept with over 600 women.
1. Extremely physically attractive.
2. Big penis.
3. Ravenous, paralyzing sex addiction.
No fun.
1. Extremely physically attractive.
2. Big penis.
3. Ravenous, paralyzing sex addiction.
No fun.
over 600??? god damn!! are some of you guys just fucking anything that moves. I dont think i will meet even 50 chicks I want to fuck and are worth going after before im ready to settle down.
Sadly, Girth Hammer, it's true: quantity but, for the most part, not quality. When you're an addict, you have to get it where you can get it.
stevie7inch;349034 said:
hey Stevie, i know its none of my business what you do with your life, and i dont mean to sound like im your father....but seriously man, you might want to slow down abit. i love females too and i understand where youre comin from...but ballin broads like crazy is not worth the consequences. G-d forbid that you catch a horrible virus...that theres no return from. im sure you take precaution, but still man becareful.
i'm 32 and i and my magic number at the moment is 38....most of it was in my college days...when i got a little older i was in 3 out of my 4 serious relationships..within the past 6 years i only had 4 different women...when i was in school one of my roommates told me i could have 100k on my dick if i wasn't such a nice guy all the time..rofl..numbers aren't important to me..quality is where it is at for me now.
Somewhere between 200 - 300! I stopped counting a long time ago. Only a few skanks! The worst pussy I had was excellent.
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8InchMIKE
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Maaaaan either i am horribly envyous of some of you guys or some of these cats are bringin' the e-ego bitch count on here.
Sorry guys, i am naive BUT only to a cartain extent... I am 35 yo, been'round the block a few time ( read world ) i have traveled quite a great deal in my life because it is a passion of mine and because of family buisiness centered around travel and flight.
I have walked the walk, seen the nasty side of many cities, including NY and i must say this, i've seen quite a great deal of pussy and pussy related scenarios. Never met any one dude that was NOT a swinger and hit these kind of numbers. I even have 2 or 3 friends that are assumed PUA's ( Pick Up Artists ) and even they tell me that 100 mark is waaaay in the professional player's league. They tell me ( told them about this thread ) that it would take a real don juan to be a natural and hit these figures WITHOUT USING PROSTITUTES OF COURSE.
What is going on here?? How come some of you guys are talking 600 or 300 or even 100?! I'm alot more modest than that and i always considered myself a pretty good player, always had ease in flirts and getting them to play along and give it to me but i am nowhere near these numbers, at most, i had under 30 woman sexwise. I hope my mind isn't letting some drunken one night stands go forgoten but even if i factor those in it would still be under 50. I'll say again, i'm 35yo and kept pretty busy with all the multiple girlfriends at the same time as i'm sure most of us have or are or will but these numbers are messing with me...
Am i missing something here??!
Anyway, props to all you sex maniacs and monsters for reaping so much pussy in so litle time.
P.s. There is no such thing as Spring Break over where i'm at, no Cabo, no Cancun, no sororities or fraternities and we do party, hard... but nothing like we see in american movies such as Van Wilder and the sorts in which all kinds of sex happens pretty much everywhere, maybe that is what i missed.
Peace
Mike
Sorry guys, i am naive BUT only to a cartain extent... I am 35 yo, been'round the block a few time ( read world ) i have traveled quite a great deal in my life because it is a passion of mine and because of family buisiness centered around travel and flight.
I have walked the walk, seen the nasty side of many cities, including NY and i must say this, i've seen quite a great deal of pussy and pussy related scenarios. Never met any one dude that was NOT a swinger and hit these kind of numbers. I even have 2 or 3 friends that are assumed PUA's ( Pick Up Artists ) and even they tell me that 100 mark is waaaay in the professional player's league. They tell me ( told them about this thread ) that it would take a real don juan to be a natural and hit these figures WITHOUT USING PROSTITUTES OF COURSE.
What is going on here?? How come some of you guys are talking 600 or 300 or even 100?! I'm alot more modest than that and i always considered myself a pretty good player, always had ease in flirts and getting them to play along and give it to me but i am nowhere near these numbers, at most, i had under 30 woman sexwise. I hope my mind isn't letting some drunken one night stands go forgoten but even if i factor those in it would still be under 50. I'll say again, i'm 35yo and kept pretty busy with all the multiple girlfriends at the same time as i'm sure most of us have or are or will but these numbers are messing with me...
Am i missing something here??!
Anyway, props to all you sex maniacs and monsters for reaping so much pussy in so litle time.
P.s. There is no such thing as Spring Break over where i'm at, no Cabo, no Cancun, no sororities or fraternities and we do party, hard... but nothing like we see in american movies such as Van Wilder and the sorts in which all kinds of sex happens pretty much everywhere, maybe that is what i missed.
Peace
Mike
8inchMike you spoke very realistic! A lot men feel that they have to exagerate there conquest of females they sleeped with just as they do there "Penis EnlargementNIS" size! Any way does sleepin with 10000 women like Wilt Chamberlin says he did which I truly doubt or sleepin with 10 women makes you any less of a man?
Some of these numbers I look at and laugh. But that just goes to show how the ego will always take over for some guys when they are asked certain questions.
Your right Girth if our dicks were as big as our egos we wouldn't need P.E now would we.