Girl at work

[kitfisto]

I need help from my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] brothers!

There is a girl at my work and I think she wants the dick. In fact she may have a crush on me but I just don't know for sure.
I've made it my goal to lose my virginity by the end of the year and I think this is a chance. I want to take this opportunity while it lasts just in case she loses interest if I don't act soon.

Keep in mind that I have no experience with girls.

How do I hit on her and end up having sex with her? It seems that the only possible way would be to ask "Do you want to have sex?". It's either that (which will probably end in disaster) or that subtle awkward flirting that gets me no where. I can't find the in-between kind of flirting that leads to sex. I just don't know what the fuck to do. Keep in mind that I am probably less socially equipped than most of you all. Thats why I need your help. She gives very subtle confusing flirty hints but barely anything for me to work off.

Please guys, any advice or helpful comments would be greatly appreciated.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Tell her, :I really think you need to climb up on my moustache and wriggle around in ecstasy until you fall off from exhaustion."

Then get workin' on yer 'stache.

 

[DLD]

Tell her, :I really think you need to climb up on my moustache and wriggle around in ecstasy until you fall off from exhaustion."

Then get workin' on yer 'stache.

I hear that a mustache can make a man an instant Italian

 

[kitfisto]

Well, it looks like I'm on my own.

Wish me luck.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

I hear that a mustache can make a man an instant Italian

Ayyyyy....wassa matta dat ?!?!

 

[DLD]

Bibbidy, bobidy boopbidy!

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[Jeff010]

I need help from my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] brothers!

There is a girl at my work and I think she wants the dick. In fact she may have a crush on me but I just don't know for sure.
I've made it my goal to lose my virginity by the end of the year and I think this is a chance. I want to take this opportunity while it lasts just in case she loses interest if I don't act soon.

Keep in mind that I have no experience with girls.

How do I hit on her and end up having sex with her? It seems that the only possible way would be to ask "Do you want to have sex?". It's either that (which will probably end in disaster) or that subtle awkward flirting that gets me no where. I can't find the in-between kind of flirting that leads to sex. I just don't know what the fuck to do. Keep in mind that I am probably less socially equipped than most of you all. Thats why I need your help. She gives very subtle confusing flirty hints but barely anything for me to work off.

Please guys, any advice or helpful comments would be greatly appreciated.

For starters bro. You have to get to know her a little bit. This is your first time so you're not really used to actually "sealing the the deal". Take your time with it/the situation at hand. Next you have to make her feel comfortable. Make your intentions be known, but don't be blunt about. Be subtle about it and you're be in the door no time. Or you can just tell her you a virgin and you'll like her to take your V card. But it's what's best for you.

 

[kitfisto]

Thanks man

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Just catch her eye and lick your brow. 'should do it.

 

[kitfisto]

My brow? How do I do that?

 

[DLD]

My brow? How do I do that?

I would like to know too I may be able to reach my dick with that information

 

[MAXAMEYES]

My brow? How do I do that?

You never heard of "lick yer eyebrow"?!?!?
c'mo-o-o-o-o-onnnn

 

[AdmiralLongDong]

You could just ask her out to a movie. Then take her for a drink at your place, or hers. Then after a couple drinks you admit that you like her. You can tell her you are a virgin and don't even know how to kiss. She'll take it from there.

 

[DLD]

DLD, the devil's spirit has captured yet another soul!

I am the Devil

 

[DLD]

Look at AdmiralLongDong's number of posts! So you're the real devil. Huh? Does that mean we are you minions?:s

Yup

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Bibbidy, bobidy boopbidy!

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DUDE!
Me & my buddies useta party from Noank, to Galilee to Horsehead Beach to Salisbury Beach and all the way out to Truro, and I gotta tellya; I've met more Peter-fukkin-Griffins in my day than I'd ever wanna really remember.

Leave me with the loggers and the lobstermen anyday!

 

[DLD]

DUDE!
Me & my buddies useta party from Noank, to Galilee to Horsehead Beach to Salisbury Beach and all the way out to Truro, and I gotta tellya; I've met more Peter-fukkin-Griffins in my day than I'd ever wanna really remember.

Leave me with the loggers and the lobstermen anyday!

lol, love Peter