You're very scientifical

It's scientifico

(AI's lyrics under age 16 humor)
They’re mixing potions in the lab,
Blueprints scattered on the slab,
Equations scribbled on the wall,
“Bigger, better, stronger” call!
Straps and springs, they calibrate,
Magnets pulling, they speculate,
Every gadget, every show,
They swear they’ve found the way to go…
It’s scientifico! 
Push the buttons, watch it grow,
In the name of love they try,
Reaching further toward the sky!
It’s scientifico! 
Every theorem they bestow,
To make the ladies clap and scream,
Like they’re living in a dream!
They’re pumping iron at the gym,
Charts and graphs look mighty grim,
Hypothesis: “impress her fast,”
But test results don’t always last…
Microscopes and laser beams,
Rocket fuel for bedroom dreams,
Einstein’s ghost is shaking head,
“Boys, just bring some flowers instead!”

It’s scientifico! 