Do you talk to your penis?

Do you talk to your penis?

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Be not ashamed. I admit, I do talk to him when I am happy or when I am on my way out to get some stuff happening... :D
 
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I talk to him when I am really drunk and he wont stay hard in the pussy. Then the gurl usually thinks im all fucked up cuz I get really passionate in my lectures to tell da bastard to stay hard and finish his shift.

On the flip side sometimes I have to talk to him to stay longer but I usually do that kind of talking in my head.

Then I also talk to him to go down when Im at work and Im staring at the receptionist's ass. She always wears the sexiest skirts.

All in all I guess I have a good relationship with my willie.
 
I've talked to it a few times during Penis Enlargement. I'd like yeah you stretch mother fucker. haha and it is a mother fucker.
 
Nope I dont talk with it. But I talk with myself all the time, anytime I need an explanation or an idea, then me is the one I ask. And then I get to business.

My dick is only hanging there and waiting for better times.
 
I talk to my cock all the time!!
I say the magic words. "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!"
and I go from 3 1/2 flaccid to a raging 12" atomic boner of death. OH yeah and it also starts humming like a light-saber.
....Then I wake up :P rofl
 
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