Do you talk to your penis?

[Lifeforce]

Be not ashamed. I admit, I do talk to him when I am happy or when I am on my way out to get some stuff happening...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Yes, but I am so boring so he packed up and left :´(

haha. If my penis could leave, it would have left me by now. We're stuck with each other....

 

[kong1971]

Never have...my wife does, sometimes!

 

[DLD]

Awesome poll! Made me smile

 

[kausion_420]

I talk to him when I am really drunk and he wont stay hard in the pussy. Then the gurl usually thinks im all fucked up cuz I get really passionate in my lectures to tell da bastard to stay hard and finish his shift.

On the flip side sometimes I have to talk to him to stay longer but I usually do that kind of talking in my head.

Then I also talk to him to go down when Im at work and Im staring at the receptionist's ass. She always wears the sexiest skirts.

All in all I guess I have a good relationship with my willie.

 

[VladtheImpaler]

He is quiet around me since I left him bruised and beaten a couple workouts ago.....

 

[Bigd5903]

For those that talk to your penis http://www.fugly.com/media/AUDIO/funny/Dear-penis.wav

 

[BeBobBox]

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY. I think ive talked to my penislike 5 times my life when im feelin waaaayy outta it

 

[twins172_up]

no i never talked to my penis...i probably am going to start...give him some words of encouragement...get hyped up for the big game

 

[kong1971]

Hmmm, maybe I should develop some kind of relationship with him...? Get in touch with myself...

 

[Bigd5903]

I've talked to it a few times during Penis Enlargement. I'd like yeah you stretch mother fucker. haha and it is a mother fucker.

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

Nope I dont talk with it. But I talk with myself all the time, anytime I need an explanation or an idea, then me is the one I ask. And then I get to business.

My dick is only hanging there and waiting for better times.

 

[Lifeforce]

lol, that's so fun bigd, love that flash.

Anyhow, the majority does speak with the head of the family. That's so retarded

 

[badbal]

I talk to my cock all the time!!
I say the magic words. "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!"
and I go from 3 1/2 flaccid to a raging 12" atomic boner of death. OH yeah and it also starts humming like a light-saber.
....Then I wake up rofl

 

[hopful]

I just asked him where to give my vote.......i guess that explains all....