Dick Cancer

Assuming you use a hot wet washcloth to warm up, will using hot water that has been microwaved result in dick cancer?
 
No. Although water absorbs microwave radiation, it does not emit it. The absorbed energy is radiated in the form of infrared heat.
 
The same way you don't get cancer from eating TV dinners.

John
 
Originally posted by Python
No. Although water absorbs microwave radiation, it does not emit it. The absorbed energy is radiated in the form of infrared heat.

HAHAHAHAHA

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LOL, youre kidding right? That would be like saying ..."gee, I hope my earlobes that have been stretched with these huge corks through them are not mutated on a cellular level..." The tissue has just been stretched. Nothing has been "mutated">LOL
 
Originally posted by Metal Ed
Will hitting my dick with gamma rays make it grow superhumanly big when I get angry?
You'd have to change your name to "Metal Bruce Banner" - just hope that you're "enraged cock" doesn't turn green as well.
 
Metal Ed said:
Will hitting my dick with gamma rays make it grow superhumanly big when I get angry?

A possible result when you get angry, LOL. Your dick may get massive, turn green, rip out of your pants screaming and roaring, and then trash everything in the room, who knows.
 
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