Curved Cock Club

[kong1971]

I would like to start a little club here on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. Nothing big, just a thread where us guys with curved dicks can shoot the shit, toot our own horn and compare notes about issues that us Banana Boys have that Straight Shooters don't.

To be in C3, you have to have at least a moderately curved cock. It doesn't matter if it bends to the right, to the left, to the shin or to the chin. As long as it bends, your in.

I'm gonna have a little poll (little pole? ) and you can select as many answers as you want.

Some of the topics I'd like to cover are:

Do you like being curved? (I've always been torn about it myself. Women seem to like the look and the feel of a bent ding-dong, but for me it's been kind of a love-hate thing. I have straightened it a little, but it still veers upwards. What always bothered me about it was that it seemed to make it look smaller, or maybe that is just my insecurities.)

Do women like a curved one better than a straight one? (Not too sure. Ladies?)

Does a curved cock make any sexual positions harder or even painful for you? (I can't stand for my gal to be on top. She always starts rocking her hips back and forth, and it feels like she's gonna rip the head off.)

Anyhoo, come join me in the Curved Cock Club if you got a bent banana. Let's shoot the breeze and maybe even find out a few things together!

 

[blabla182]

RULE #1
the first rule in cock club is not to talk about cock club

 

[Hopingbig]

eh count me in but i hate my curve personally, just makes it look smaller than it is imo

 

[kong1971]

RULE #1
the first rule in cock club is not to talk about cock club

right on!

 

[kong1971]

eh count me in but i hate my curve personally, just makes it look smaller than it is imo

You don't have to love it to be in C3. Just have to have it.

But does a curve really make a penis look smaller? Or is that in our heads? I know that if I see a pic of a curved cock in the PP section here, it doesn't mentally register as small to me just because its curved.

 

[kong1971]

Who has the curve to the right? So far, that is kind of rare.

 

[Jason1]

I love my curve and I hate it. I think I accidentally voted twice. Here is the thing about my curve. I hate it cause it is at the base and only at the base and it makes my dick look a lot shorter from the side. Aslo I am afraid to get rid of it cause my brain is fucked up and I will always think that the girl isn't getting any pleasure unless my head is really sticking into the roof of their vagina. I would love to see what some of the ladies say about curves.

 

[Bigd5903]

My left curve only shows up when I'm semi erect. The way it curves actually make it look bigger to me. I only have an upward curve when fully erect tho.

 

[kong1971]

Yeah, the harder mine gets, the more pronounced the curve. I wonder what the physiology of that is? Is it from underdevelopment or overdevelopment of a corpus chamber, or uneven lig restriction, or something else entirely? Some of mine was scar tissue from a tight circ, but I am loose circed now, and the curve is still there. It's not as bad, but it's not gone completely either. And you're not circed at all, bigd. Hmmm...

 

[millionman]

I don't know man, having a curve seems kind of sexy to me....I look at myself in the mirror and I say, I would f**k me....Yes, I would f**k me raw....

It does have a visual thing to it when you look down, maybe it's longer flaccid, or maybe I have a skewed perception...of course I have a skewed perception, that's why I am making it bigger...duh!!! Well, now that that's out in the open.... Curve good, bigger good....biggest...best!!!

 

[blabla182]

everyone who thinks their cocks look like mine and kong have to join cock club
now taking members

 

[TimBo755]

for the most part my dick is straight, however it used to curve to the right before I started Penis Enlargement and eventually went straight and is just an itty slight one when its flaccid..other than that..straight as an arrow.

 

[kong1971]

Straight as an arrow? Sorry, Timbo, you're out of here! Curved cock club is only for the big bananas! Whatta loser!

...j/k

 

[thebug]

yer my cocks curved... ive heard that chicks like it cause it feeld better,... BUT! If we are talking about length a curved cock does not go as deep as a non curved cock...

That is my problem there... my cock is 6.1 if i use a tape to measure it..... but if i use a ruller it is 5.75" cause of the curve.....

SO the question is, is a 6.1 inch straight cock better then a 6.1 inch cock with a curve that goes 5.75" deep...


It's doing my head in a lil, hehe,

can any one shed some light on this?.. ill post a pic in a few mins when I feel like dropping my dacks.

Input from the ladies would b great too! thanks.

 

[kong1971]

Yeah, the curve makes measuring hard. The truth is, it DOESN'T go as deep, but it does put more pressure on the top wall of the vagina, and that's where the g-spot is, so you're trading a little bragging rights for some very satisfied women. Not a bad trade off, I'd say.

My curve was a little too severe when I started this Penis Enlargement thing. My wife admits now that it caused her a little discomfort before if I got rock hard. Penis Enlargement and foreskin restoration has straightened me out somewhat, and my wife thinks its perfect now. Just a bit of an upward hook, instead of a U-turn!

I still make her cum really easy, just through penetration, cause it hits that "spot".

So buck up, mate. Do your Penis Enlargement, and if you're super curved, some erect bends will help take some of it out. Just don't take all of it out. The ladies like it.

 

[Iwant8X6]

My only issue is when they are riding you, and it slips out a bit, and CRACK,SNAP,CRACKLE,POP Because of my curve it some times not go right back in, and she ends up bending it further.

 

[kong1971]

Yep. Curved cock with lady on top = broken dick. Be careful of that! I hate for my woman to ride me from the top. It feels like something is going to break. I tried it after straightening my dick a little and it still hurt. I think it might be because my head is a little offset. I'm not sure. Doggy style can be somewhat dangerous, too. For her! Mine always aims right at her ass when we are in doggy style position. It just naturally wants to go in there! That's what I tell her, anyway!

 

[thebug]

Hey Kong... it straight your dick.. i heard we jelqs work?.. is that right?... and is there anything else... i wouldnt mind making it a lil more straigher

 

[C-Guy]

Count me in . Upward curve here. Makes measuring a biatch. If I measure just pushing to the pubic bone I get 6 5/8. If I push to the bone and straighten it out then I get 6 11/16. I use the non straightened measurement always.

 

[blabla182]

rofl ha ha ha the army is growing soon we will rule the world rofl

 

[thebug]

i just looked at my last post and it looks like a speak broken english!

hehe,

yer an upward curve hammers me when meausring... if i measure as per norm... i get like 5.75"... if i measure with a tap i get 6.1"... if i straighen my cock out i get 6.25 - 6.3"

now thats a hugggggggeeee difference.. so my mission is to straighten the sucker out.

 

[kong1971]

rofl ha ha ha the army is growing soon we will rule the world rofl

"And he shall rule with a curved scepter..."

 

[brianrex]

Hello. My name is brianrex, and I'm a lefty...

 

[thedaywalker]

Mine curves to the left and up. Sort of looks like an "S". I mean it makes pretty sharp left and up about halfway up the shaft. Never had any complaints about it though. In fact I've had several women rave about it cause it seems to hit a lot of different spots at the same time. If you guys are starting a curved (bent) dick club, then I would be your president.

 

[crazyed27]

Mine curves to the left and up. Sort of looks like an "S". I mean it makes pretty sharp left and up about halfway up the shaft. Never had any complaints about it though. In fact I've had several women rave about it cause it seems to hit a lot of different spots at the same time. If you guys are starting a curved (bent) dick club, then I would be your president.

Might as well try for a corkscrew sahpe then! lol

 

[Anesthesia]

What about a right curve...i want to get rid of mine..before it get's worse...and my theory on curves is they are developed by years of how you masturbate....just think about it....lol....if you used only left hand u would curve one way..and so on....i want to fix my curve to the right though...if i had an up curve i'd keep it...ladies like...curve right..nothing really special about it

 

[TheExecutioner]

For ages I was measuring my cock wrong, becuase of my curve. If I measure with tape along the curve I am a 6 incher, no contest but without including the curve I am like a 5.75. I think it does make it look smaller for sure.

 

[Andithilion]

I like my upward/left curve. I dunno why...makes it more special than others, I guess. It does make it look smaller to me, though, although I suspect it makes it look bigger if a girl is below it.

 

[kong1971]

Yes, that's something I never thought about. To us, the upwards curve makes our dicks look smaller, but think about the chick's perspective. If they're looking at it, it's usually from a low perspective. That would make an upward curve curve away from them, thus making it appear larger! lol

 

[joe_bloggs808]

If they're looking at it, it's usually from a low perspective. That would make an upward curve curve away from them, thus making it appear larger! lol

Quite possibly! Lets hope so anyway

 

[bluenun]

Upward curve here and I love it.

If I measure the top of my penis with a cloth tape following the curve I get 3/8" more than with a ruler.

 

[Andithilion]

You know, I realized today that it's really hard (especially when you're 6'4" and about 250 pounds) to accurately judge if your penis really looks small. Mine looks miniscule to me, but it's wider than my two fingers, and I know that a lot of girls (especially virgins) have a hard time taking two fingers. So, I guess i'm not exactly 'tiny' then. And my 6' EL isn't anything to scoff at...it's definitely at least a little above average. I guess it's just the perspective...of it being that far off, and me being so huge.

 

[homeslice1325]

i'm in, i have a definite upward curve. for the functional end of things its awesome cause it feels good for the ladies, but for appearance it doesn't look as big, sorry kong thats not in your head thats the truth, upward curve makes it look smaller cause the bottom of your dick is longer versus the top being longer if someone is curved down. a downward curve makes a cock look bigger. but at any rate i love my curve and was actually worried that i would unintentionally straighten it through pe, though i'm not worried anymore

 

[prince Albert]

Ive got a curve to the side and an upward curve,i quite like my curve and my missus says she likes it.

Someone made a comment in 'my penis pics' the other day saying i should try and straighten my curve out,which i found a bit strange.

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

My dick points slight to the left, and it bends a bit upwards.
Have an visible cs. A bit veiny. Uncut, brownish dick.
Sometimes I love it, sometimes I hate it to death. =)

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

How did this happen, lol.

 

[squirt_inducer_man]

I think we are supposed to vote on this, you can check multiple boxes. But not the two questions at the top if you are a man.

I wonder if there are any women that are active right now on MOS Forum?

 

[RichardSwellswell]

I have an upward curve, the reason I make them squirt so easily.

 

[huge-girth]

I have an upward curve, the reason I make them squirt so easily.

I have an upward curve as well but I've never made a woman squirt before.

 

[DLD]

I have a upward curve I created doing pe

 

[RichardSwellswell]

I have an upward curve as well but I've never made a woman squirt before.

Put their ankles up on your shoulders.

 

[huge-girth]

Put their ankles up on your shoulders.

In which position?

 

[RichardSwellswell]

In which position?

Missionary.

 

[huge-girth]

Missionary.

I will give this a try