A good reason to avoid prison

[Dashdeming]

Imagine yourself as a guy in prison with a life sentence and no chance for parole. In this prison there are two groups of people: The pitchers and the catchers. Everyone has to play.

You have three choices and you must choose one:
1) SuBathmateit to allowing others have anal sex with you regularly
2) Penetrate others anally regularly
3) Commit suicide immediately


What is your fate?

 

[Spektrum]

Heh, this doesn't go on as often as it is portrayed. I've known quite a few people who have gone to prison(I used to work in a warehouse). Some went to jail, most went to the state prison. Everyone said it was rare to have a rape happen. To quote one guy, "They keep all the queer type in their own mini block." Most said it doesn't go on like the media portrays.

 

[Omul_Paianjen]

Yeah, I agree. It`s not like that when you get arrested all the guys there want to stick their dicks in the ass.
Anyway, prison would be cool because you have all the day to Penis Enlargement. Only that would be cool. Jail isn`t coolm I guess. Imagine that you stay 3 years in jail with continuous Penis Enlargementing!!!!!

 

[Spektrum]

Originally posted by Omul_Paianjen
Yeah, I agree. It`s not like that when you get arrested all the guys there want to stick their dicks in the ass.
Anyway, prison would be cool because you have all the day to Penis Enlargement. Only that would be cool. Jail isn`t coolm I guess. Imagine that you stay 3 years in jail with continuous Penis Enlargementing!!!!!

I'm pretty sure US jails are a bit different than Romanian jails. You don't get ANY privacy at all.

 

[Omul_Paianjen]

I don`t know and don`t want to know. heh
But there things happen in every country.

 

[Omul_Paianjen]

lol Sorry...... Yeah, youre right. You don`t get any privacy in any prison anywere in the world. But you could get fucked in the ass, so stay out!

 

[REDZULU2003]

rumour has it ALOT of hung black studs are in prison...and at night they pounce on little white boys and split their ass cheeks apart....screaming as they do it....while this is happening a mexican guy is lighting up in the corner some if Mekicos finest Weed...while masturbating of-course

This is prison life.... ''hey new boy'' - ''yeah'' - ''ya ass is MYNNNN'' [I had to add this] ''My precious'' [Golom from L''O''T''R''] rofl

By the way all this is a Joke...British sarcasm.

 

[Omul_Paianjen]

LOL

 

[Spektrum]

We've got the same joke over here in America. Maybe it does happen all over the world. Kinda scary, lol

 

[johnny77]

if i did have a life sentence i wouldnt commit suicide...i just couldnt do it, for many reasons...i wouldnt fuck any ass either...as far as protecting my ass....if i sense an attack i would either kill or be killed...end up in the hole for long periods of time and just wait for death to come...sooner or later...

 

[Omul_Paianjen]

If I had a life sentence I would commit suicide if it wasn`t for my religious beliefs and yeah,me too, I would protect my ass with the cost of my life

 

[Gardenier90]

Originally posted by johnny77
if i did have a life sentence i wouldnt commit suicide...i just couldnt do it, for many reasons...i wouldnt fuck any ass either...as far as protecting my ass....if i sense an attack i would either kill or be killed...end up in the hole for long periods of time and just wait for death to come...sooner or later...

Yea what he said.

 

[REDZULU2003]

However their is only THREE answers up in this survey, none of them are defending ones ass hole.

Either you take it up the ass
Give it up the ass
Kill your miserable fucking self

Their is NO DEFEND ya ass, No running away.
Lets all read the questions properly

If I went to prison for life I would make sure I minded my own fucking bizzness 1st of all...I like my own company.
If someone tryed to pound my ass than I would punch him one.

But in this survey I dont have such options...neither do you, so I would take it up the ass.

No way am gunna give it, and I aint weak enough to kill myself.
Their ya go.

 

[johnny77]

then i guess i would give it in someone ass...cause i just wouldnt give mine up...in some societies its the one that recieves is the faggot......go figure...with that said,im the giver..

 

[TimBo755]

i would probably die trying to escape...i wouldn't kill myself, i would die trying to get back into society or die shortly after i make it out. first and formost though..i wouldn't let someone get me in the butt.

 

[DLD]

I have been to prison at different parts of my life and the stereotypical rumors were not true for me anyway. Maybe non of the guys wanted me

 

[Gardenier90]

But your voice is so sexy.

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by Gardenier90
But your voice is so sexy.

Thats what they say

 

[Super]

The best reson to aviod prison is so you dont get ass raped everyday. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

 

[mirlin1960]

C'mon here,
Like DLD says...
I used to be a supervisor in the jails not prisons and it was pretty tame for all the hype. When you get to the prison systems it is tough but the rape is more media hype than anything else.

interesting poll tho'

 

[Omul_Paianjen]

come to think about it, I know a guy that took it in the ass when he was in jail who lives in my neighbourhood.
ya know, it does happen

 

[REDZULU2003]

I myself know alot of this prison tale is bullshit, I just joke about it cos its so fucking funny.

But like Omul_Paianjen said it does happen.
Imagine, NO WOMEN AGAIN... :O than it may happen indeed easyer than we all think.

 

[crazyed27]

If you don't stand up for yourself you might get your shit pushed in! If you stand up for yourself you'll get your respect, people might not like you but they will respect you!!!

 

[johnny77]

but if some guys been in jail for 10 years and is serving 5 life sentences...your ass might look sweet and appealing..so it can happen.:fight:

 

[REDZULU2003]

If you don't stand up for yourself you might get your shit pushed in! If you stand up for yourself you'll get your respect, people might not like you but they will respect you!!!

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On the other hand if you go in with an attitude you'll get the shit kicked outta you.
Even if ya stick up for ya self, theirs that much scum in prison that sooner or later some bigger dogg is gunna eat ya, they dont all respect ya...brings on more trouble.

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

Hmm hard question, i wouldnt kill my self and i wouldnt like it up my own ass. So then it have ti be give it to them... SHould have been more options here lol. Like become a member of some gang and shit. =)

 

[REDZULU2003]

rofl

Or become the Prison PIMP
I myself thought about giving it, but than think about it....they wont have any protection will they?

 

[johnny77]

its always better to give than recieve..

 

[REDZULU2003]

so it is

 

[whtballa18]

Well you have to consider the people in the jails

If you are in a County Jail, and are in there for a minor defense, most the guys in there will have girlfriends and wives and aren't like that. They can wait a few months and just beat off.

On the other hand, in Federal or State penitentionary's, where guys are in there for YEARS, it's a different story. They have nothing to come home to, usually just switch teams, and resort to faggotry. They have to release sexual tension somehow.

You'll be straight if caught for DUI or Possession. Just don't kill nobody or commit any major felonies and you probably won't get ass raped.

I also agree with Redzulu - giving it is more gay than taking it. In the traditional sense of gay relationships the more feminine guy is on the bottom, and is therefore more gay, but he ENJOYS it.

If you don't enjoy it, but if you are forced take it rather than being seriously hurt you are not in any way a homosexual. However if you put your dick in another guy's ass, you are.

I was in a military school for an entire year, and admit after being surrounded by guys and never questioned my sexuality. Most of the time when we saw a girl, we would go buck fucking wild and our hearts would race and we'd get excited as fuck. I even fantasized about fucking my female teachers in their 30's, one of em had a really nice ass, but flat as hell. And another with huge tits, but ugly in the face. Didn't stop me from winking and whistling at them.

However in this school in was very looked down upon to be gay, it was warrant for ass beatings and humiliation. I think because it was common for some guys to do whatever with each other sometime, a few people got caught, especially the middle schoolers just hitting puberty.

 

[C-Guy]

Originally posted by REDZULU2003
rofl

Or become the Prison PIMP
I myself thought about giving it, but than think about it....they wont have any protection will they?

I recently worked on a house for a man who was a prison guard. He brought the subject up one day and said that the prison where he works supplies condoms to all the inmates. He also said that some of the inmates got so used to takin it up the rear that they actually cried when their cellmates were changed.

 

[REDZULU2003]

tears in my eyes rofl rofl rofl rofl GREAT ONE :blahblah:

 

[Godsize]

I've heard from a couple people I know who were locked up for long periods of time that there are so many people in prison that are already willing to take it up the ass that someone getting ass-raped against their will is rare.

Anything can happen, however it isn't too likely. These days, you'll probably get ass-raped by the cops before you even get to prison!

I've also heard that even in the "holding pen" there are faggots already on the prowl... before they even get to jail jail, let alone prison. Or there are people in there who are already trying to thug other people out. Fucking ridiculous.

I'm not sure if I understood what Red said before... about not being "weak" enough to slit your wrists? Yet, you rather take it in the ass? I'm confused. Suicide is weaker than complete suBathmateission to another man? Allowing yourself to be fucked in the ass on a daily basis is somehow proving you're "stronger" than if you just simply killed yourself? Huh?

I'll take suicide, please. If I knew that I had a life sentence coming up, I would definitely not be making it to prison. Or I'd at least try so they would put me in my own room and give me medication. Because fuck being in with everyone else! Fuck having to smash people up every day just so I don't get pushed around, then end up getting jooked because I accidentally made eye contact with the wrong person.

Fuck jail. I'd wanna kill myself even if I only got 6 months.

 

[REDZULU2003]

you'll probably get ass-raped by the cops before you even get to prison!

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Now now some respect for the law

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As for my suicide ideas, its just my opinion.
I think suicide is AT TIMES, not always...weak
In this situation...and I say THIS situation I would say its WEAK, killing ya self just cos ya gotta either be fucked or fuck another guy.
I would prefer to TRY and enjoy what life I had, LIFE IS A GIFT, alot of old people now WISH to be young again, people are dieing eveyday with illness, I aint gunna kill my self for NO FUCKA, I aint no quiter.....I will take it up my tight British ass-hole and ignore it, grit my teeth and get on with it , than kill myself and be dead for eternity.....ya never know I might of actually ESCAPenis EnlargementD from the prison, I wont be thinking about life in their.
And in the UK life is only say 10 years....so me be free soon

 

[Godsize]

Red- You're entitled to your opinion of course, but I gotta disagree with you on this one.

Sure, life is a gift and all that but life in prison is NOT life. I'd rather end my life and die with dignity than spend the rest of my days locked up serving as somebody's Fifi Bag. I'll take my chances on the other side.

 

[REDZULU2003]

Your choice and respect that