Recent content by The_Rabbi

It's not bullshit, it's called being a good man. You don't think I've been with girls who have turned into whores before? Finding a woman this good took a lot of work.

My woman belongs to me, and I belong to my woman. You touch what belongs to me, you won't be walking away with what you touched her with. And believe me, she'd do to same to any woman who would try to touch me. Some of us still believe in commitment. We're the rare good guys with that crazy...

That story makes me miss my girlfriend. A lot. She said we needed a break. If she's fucking someone else, I'll give her a break all right.

Personally, I use a Gillette Mach 3. It's not that hard or dangerous, it just takes practice, practice, and more practice. The first time it'll itch and burn like a motherfucker growing back in, but after that, it's pretty easy to keep your balls and general pubic region shaved. You just have to...

I agree, but knowing this doesn't help shit if people(mainly women) who don't get it hear this crap and take it as being fact. Oh yeah, and I'd rather slap a bitch that fucked a black guy to see if 'the myth' was true before fucking her. Not because she fucked a black guy, because she fucked...

Nah man, you're not getting my vibe, I love my girlfriend to death, I pound the fuck out of her and THEN I cuddle and kiss with her afterwards(and lick her to orgasm if she didn't from sex, because I'm considerate and also because I fucking love doing it.) Best of both worlds. Sadly, I know...

You're going to be one bummed-out dude in a decade or so. Seriously, there's more to life than that. Find God or some shit like that, because you sound like you need it.

Just tell your wife that you're going to the grocery store, then take the kid to the testing center to have both your cheeks swabbed. Women do that kinda shit all the time, you can too. Just be sure to remember to go to the grocery store afterwards.

Dude, you've had ALL this trouble with you both cheating, and your solution is to... fuck another chick YET AGAIN? Who's to say your wife won't get jealous and then 'pay you back' by messing around with another guy in just another oscillation of this cycle? And I thought I had a fucked up...

Slow is cool some times, but seriously my girlfriend likes it most when I pound the shit out of her for an extended period of time. She can't be just trying to get me to come quick(if she is, she's doing a shitty job, because I go for like 45 minutes on average.) I dunno, like it is with guys...