Recent content by eager21

I love to think of ideas that go outside of the box, I think better that way. I wasn't sure if the penis olympics would catch on or if it would flop, like my dick lol. rofl Jirkmeioff is actually my middle name lol just kidding.

:bootyshak:bootyshak:bootyshak Oh yeah alright in all seriousness let me be frank well my name is actually Joe lol rofl ok i got it what about dick warmers, like little sweaters for your package, you can wear them when it gets cold. rofl Oh and in case your wondering i dont smoke drugs i was...

Penis's come in all shapes, sizes, colors, textures, veiny varieties just like people. Be happy with what you have cause you don't know how great it is until it's gone. Just a little advice from eager 21 someone cool needs to reply to this thread.

This is off subject but did anyone here ever score a girl online, I did, well sort of, we starting talking on the phone. I want to see what the success rate is, or if i would be better off going out to meet women. Oh yeah and mr happy is a prick. rofl

This would be a great �naked people movies� movie, you know you would watch it to see who gets the golden boner award. Dog how do you like sex, i like it ruff ruff.

I want a shirt with one of those arrows that points down to your crouch, and it reads nessy the lochness monster lol.

How did you know that, I have a stalker, oh no next time i take a shower i will double check to make sure the door is locked just in case your stalking me.

My bologna has a first name its p e n i s , my bologna has a last name its b a l l s, what kind of girls eat hummel penis dogs fat girls skinny girls girls that climb on cocks. Ha ha ha

I don't expect any replies if i make someone laugh then job well done if not then at least I tried.

Oh yeah and mr happy is a prick ha ha ha

:O Hear me out , what about the penis olympics. The first event could be the speed woody where its the first guy to get a solid woody, lol. :s Then the next event could be the long shot lol, which to see which guy could shoot the farthest.:P Of course you have to include the event where you see...

Yeah Bill Clinton can roll through any hood he wants to, and get mad love, he's a pimp alright. Ask Paul Mooney, It was on Dave Chappelle I don't remember it word for word but it was something like this. "Paul Mooney Wanna know the biggest pimp ever?" yes,' Paul Mooney He was white, he lived in...

Hey DLD I'm not going to knock this or say it works, just saying when are you going to re invent yourself like puffy maybe it's time to change the name, think about it aren't you are going global with this? Maybe something more PG, more family oriented, don't know if i spelled that right, this...