What's the deal with Capn' Crunch?

[DLD]

After enjoying a nice pipe of blueberry smoke I like to indulge, heavily, in Capn' Crunch. I like to fill my bowl to the very top and poor the cold milk on top until it is almost over flowing. Then I consume the cereal pretty quickly, it is like an addiction I guess. Anyway, what is the deal with the shape of Capn' Crunch, I mean they have been in business for like a million years. Hasn't anyone ever complained to them about how their cereal rips the top of their customers mouths? I mean, all this time and technology and they could not just modified it a little, maybe sanded down the fucking edges? Whatever, I gotta go get a refill.

 

[The BTC Killer]

Let is soak in the milk for a while longer (has a softening effect). If that doesn't seem to solve the issue, try calling their customer care line and they may help with a solution. I'm sure they've had other complaints, and this can be answered in the common FAQ section.

~BTC

 

[Colossus]

Switch to Corn Pops

 

[Pandora]

Capn' Crunch never even heard of it rofl I am on quaker oats rofl

 

[iwant8inches]

Capn' Crunch is the sheeiT. But yeah it does rip the roof of your mouth like a MOFO. LOL, I once got high after school with a friend and we tore up a big box of Lucky Charms and I started to eat all of the oat part of the cereal in my bowl and leave the marsHydromaxallows. Then I'd fill it up with more cereal and I had at the end like a whole bowl of marsHydromaxallows in milk. I do this every time now lol minus eating half the box myself.

 

[DLD]

I was so stoned when I posted this Gonna try some of your suggestions

 

[Juggers]

I've only been gone for two weeks and this is what the forum is talking about...and I missed you guys. Its great to be back rofl

I would call customer service and complain...sand down the edges...haha

 

[Pandora]

I kinda miss my Bucket's and Bubbles but u know what call me weird but when im fatigue to fuck i feel like im stone.

 

[lickmonstr]

That's how they keep it crunchy. Those rought edges prevent, or slow down the cereal soaking the milk. But they still tear your mouth up. Just lke that great piece of ass you used to get, that came with drama, you still want it though!

 

[penguinsfan]

I've never had Capn' Crunch. I'm more of an instant oatmeal, shredded wheats, or wheat chex kind of guy.

 

[iwant8inches]

Man I LOVE ALL CEREALS! lol except Grape Nuts...fuck that is nasty shit.

 

[meshuggah]

are you freaking kidding me, a post about Cap'n Crunch? I broke into tears reading someone giving an honest take about "letting it soak in milk." Ha, seriously this is the best thread ever, mainly for it's randomness or randumbness, and people giving novice advice. I'm going to go get some tissues and I didn't even jerk off! Hah... capn crunch

 

[Colossus]

As long as we're on the subject of munchie food, Ben and Jerry's ice cream is the SHIT when you're stoned.