The funny thing about measuring...

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I understand why we use standardized measurement here because how can you find averages etc or even know when you’re growing otherwise?

but it’s funny because if this came up in conversation, which sounds rather unrefined but happens more often than i might expect XD, you actually put yourself at a handicap by citing legitimate measurements.

i was talking to a girl and she said she wanted to measure her FWB and i asked where she would measure from, and she said “the balls, of course.” So out of curiosity, as would never normally resort to such a dodge, i did a balls measurement.BOOM instantly reached my long term goal of 8!

this is not a secret in the PE community it just pointed up an important concept to me and brought me to a question. It’s fine and good that i know I’m 7. But should i proudly tout that as my size when others are coming to different measurements through different methods? Just something to consider.

presumably one day I’ll hit 8 in real life. But even then, would you wanna say that out loud knowing that a boy or girl listening could have achieved an equal measurement With smaller gear?
 
Tell the truth always. Let other men lie about their sizes, you do not need to. At 8 inches there’s going to be very little competition for you. Most men are in the 5 1/2 inch area in length in about four and three-quarter inches of girth. If a woman measured a 5 1/2 inch cock beginning at the balls I guess that total measurement would depend on how saggy your balls are LOL my balls hanging really low so I guess my measurement would be about 18 inches LOL

In my past I had a girlfriend that talked about her ex boyfriends penis and how he was 14 inches long. At the time I was 6 1/2 inches long before PE. She had not seen my penis yet but when she did she was like you must be 16 or 17 inches because you’re so much bigger than my ex-boyfriend. I told her I was 6 1/2 inches and she learned the truth.
 
I understand why we use standardized measurement here because how can you find averages etc or even know when you’re growing otherwise?

but it’s funny because if this came up in conversation, which sounds rather unrefined but happens more often than i might expect XD, you actually put yourself at a handicap by citing legitimate measurements.

i was talking to a girl and she said she wanted to measure her FWB and i asked where she would measure from, and she said “the balls, of course.” So out of curiosity, as would never normally resort to such a dodge, i did a balls measurement.BOOM instantly reached my long term goal of 8!

this is not a secret in the PE community it just pointed up an important concept to me and brought me to a question. It’s fine and good that i know I’m 7. But should i proudly tout that as my size when others are coming to different measurements through different methods? Just something to consider.

presumably one day I’ll hit 8 in real life. But even then, would you wanna say that out loud knowing that a boy or girl listening could have achieved an equal measurement With smaller gear?

When people are talking about penis size outside the forum, they might not be telling the truth regardless of how they measured it...a lot of people exaggerate so just take everything with a grain of salt...

If your explicitly asked for your size by a girl or a group whilst drinking, just tell them a gentleman wouldn’t discuss such a thing...then tell them, you’ve never had any complaints...then smile and take a sip of your beer...let them make their own mind up...it’s really not your problem, and if penis size is the determining factor of whether someone wants to sleep with you or how much of a man you are, then there might be something wrong with girls or crowd you’re hanging with...the guys might be insecure and the girls might be naive...
 
When people are talking about penis size outside the forum, they might not be telling the truth regardless of how they measured it...a lot of people exaggerate so just take everything with a grain of salt...

If your explicitly asked for your size by a girl or a group whilst drinking, just tell them a gentleman wouldn’t discuss such a thing...then tell them, you’ve never had any complaints...then smile and take a sip of your beer...let them make their own mind up...it’s really not your problem, and if penis size is the determining factor of whether someone wants to sleep with you or how much of a man you are, then there might be something wrong with girls or crowd you’re hanging with...the guys might be insecure and the girls might be naive...

I used always tell girls that my penis looks just like a penis only smaller LOL they were always pleasantly happy
 
When people are talking about penis size outside the forum, they might not be telling the truth regardless of how they measured it...a lot of people exaggerate so just take everything with a grain of salt...

If your explicitly asked for your size by a girl or a group whilst drinking, just tell them a gentleman wouldn’t discuss such a thing...then tell them, you’ve never had any complaints...then smile and take a sip of your beer...let them make their own mind up...it’s really not your problem, and if penis size is the determining factor of whether someone wants to sleep with you or how much of a man you are, then there might be something wrong with girls or crowd you’re hanging with...the guys might be insecure and the girls might be naive...
This is all very true and good advice. I’m well past the point in my life where I’m trying to get laid. Just as i wouldn’t sleep with a girl just because she had a big ass, I’m hoping a girl wouldn’t change her mind about me only because of my size. That said, nothing wrong with clever comments or generating a bit of curiosity :)
 
This is all very true and good advice. I’m well past the point in my life where I’m trying to get laid. Just as i wouldn’t sleep with a girl just because she had a big ass, I’m hoping a girl wouldn’t change her mind about me only because of my size. That said, nothing wrong with clever comments or generating a bit of curiosity :)

I am so past that point I wonder what my penis is for anymore LOL
 
Tell the truth always. Let other men lie about their sizes, you do not need to. At 8 inches there’s going to be very little competition for you. Most men are in the 5 1/2 inch area in length in about four and three-quarter inches of girth. If a woman measured a 5 1/2 inch cock beginning at the balls I guess that total measurement would depend on how saggy your balls are LOL my balls hanging really low so I guess my measurement would be about 18 inches LOL

In my past I had a girlfriend that talked about her ex boyfriends penis and how he was 14 inches long. At the time I was 6 1/2 inches long before PE. She had not seen my penis yet but when she did she was like you must be 16 or 17 inches because you’re so much bigger than my ex-boyfriend. I told her I was 6 1/2 inches and she learned the truth.

My penis is much bigger when my balls is hanging low. In the morning, my balls sack is shrinker and a bit tight but as the day progresses to Noon and especially Evening and late night, my balls sack loosen up and hang low. I think it depends on how warm my body is. If there is heat, my balls will hang low. Cold weather not good for my balls.

When I experience anxiety, my balls sack would shrink to the smallest of all time and if I sit down at that point in time, I will have only 2 inches of flaccid length showable. It's funny. This happens when I panic, fear or experience anxiety.
 
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