Pt.II, The Smartout Strikes Back

[VladtheImpaler]

Yesterday - Put fan with no front cover in the window to get fresh air in the room with no pants or nothin on, fan sorta falls as im puttin it in there and scrambles my cock and balls (hurt almost as bad as that "fly scenario")


25 minutes ago - Taking a big hoot outta my late bong (more on that later) and and tase something funny but keep sucking, then something hard and chunky hits the back of my throat, I start gagging, choaking and dryheaving all over my floor and then spit up one of those weird infesting asian ladybugs they unleashed on north america that make that unbeleivable stink when they think their getting fucked with....(anyone who knows what im talking about is surely disgusted) He must of wandered in there....

15 minutes ago - Take my bong to fill it up with new water (cuz it had the bug in it) and being the careless peice of shit i am, hit the side of the sink with it.....Shattering my beautiful gorgeous (expensive, but free to me)little glass bong into a million peices....I knew it would happen someday, but i didnt think today was the day:O

Now I gotta downgrade to a greasy plastic one, that ive hidden away like a mutated beast....

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

Are you born with bad luck?=)
Because that sounds like the worst cenarios ever lol

 

[copper_handshak]

LOL welcome to the human race vlad God loves sight gags, that bug thing probably had him spit cola all over his keyboard.

 

[kausion_420]

HAHAHAHHA

Fukkin hilarious!

Another Toker to the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] forums. Ive done sum stupid shit when I was baked.

I remember when I first started tokin from the pipe I would sit there literally lighting my thumb wondering why I couldn't get a hoot. I would be too high to realize my thumb was buring. I would do this often too.

 

[kausion_420]

lol

This guy is too funny. I was just talkin to him on chat and while he was talking to me he forgot he was cooking himself dinner, anyway he burns his dinner and I am to blame. HAHAHAH

He is a funny bastard and true stoner at heart.