What's with all the insane girth? You guys must not like pussy. Take a note from Jonah Falcon, he said women loved the idea of his huge dick, loved seeing it through his pants etc. but no woman would Phuck it. And quite understandably. If you were married to a woman and could convince her to let you break her in with an 8-inch girth, fair enough (you should probably be president rofl ). But the majority of women will not have that, they may become wet as a jet ski, but there's no wave big enough IMO.
Plus you can kiss blow jobs goodbye & that's a fact. Good luck finding a girl with a dis locatable jaw.
Personally, 8-9x6-6.5 = I'm a happy man. Same as Twins, just enough to make their eyes bulge LoL