stillwantmore
Well-known member
Wake up Lindsay. Your red carpet days are over. You're everyones' favorite party girl, and you love to have a good time with no regard to your acting schedules, nor commitments. Jenna Jamison is basically dethroned and lost her crown as the 'queen of adult entertainment'. She lost a good chunk of her fan base when she went Ally McBeal on us.
Insert finger in throat
The timing is perfect Lindsay! You've got the name, you've got the talent, the reputation for parties, drinking, drugs.....frankly...nobody would be shocked. Thousands of adult entertainment starlets dream of making their way into Hollywood....think of the easy transition it would be for you to be taking all the wood! Lindsay Lohan, the new queen of adult entertainment. "Lindsay Does....." would be a perfect start. It's your turn girlfriend. The red carpet is not for you...the AVN Red Carpet is! Your exclusive line of sex toys would be an industry top seller for sure. I'm setting up your domain name, and website as we speak. I hope you like the sound of clublindsay.com I picked it myself. See you at the top, or on bottom, or however you like it best.
