How many asses have you tapped?

[ithiel]

Let's hear it...

 

[ithiel]

Gimme a couple more years, then I'll cast my vote...

 

[MAXAMEYES]

And the funny thing about it is, if you just looked at me & the vast majority of those chicks, you'd think they'd be WAAAAY outta my league. Confidence and some good-ass smack-talkin' will get you pretty damn far in life.

Especially when it comes to layin' some serious pipe for a weekend or so.
Of course, backin' it up with my world class pussy likkin' and some pretty good moves under the sheets, (yeah, even for an "old guy") goes a long way for building a rep.
Girls DO talk, y'know.

One piece of sage advice another old-timer told me long ago was this:
When it comes right down to sweaty, panting, mad-monkey-three-ring-circus-sex, you treat a whore like a queen and a queen like a whore in bed. I've found that that works about 99% of the time.

And even when it doesn't, it's still a lot of fun!

 

[ithiel]

Confidence and some good-ass smack-talkin'

Most def.

 

[ithiel]

So im curious, who the 2 macks?

 

[Granado6]

I'm at around 25-ish. All within a 3 year period :s. Could've of been more or less.

 

[ithiel]

I'm at like 75-80 right now. Id be waaay over 100 but I got more important things to do then pussy.

 

[pepepe]

last year i banged round 15-20 easily.

 

[No length!]

I really dont know, more than 70 less than a 100 at a guess but I lost track a long time ago.

Kinda a bummer really cos I would like to know my official number.

 

[stevie7inch]

I am 32 and, to date, have slept with over 600 women.

1. Extremely physically attractive.
2. Big penis.
3. Ravenous, paralyzing sex addiction.

No fun.

 

[Girth Hammer]

over 600??? god damn!! are some of you guys just fucking anything that moves. I dont think i will meet even 50 chicks I want to fuck and are worth going after before im ready to settle down.

 

[stevie7inch]

Sadly, Girth Hammer, it's true: quantity but, for the most part, not quality. When you're an addict, you have to get it where you can get it.

 

[Benjamin Siegel]

Sadly, Girth Hammer, it's true: quantity but, for the most part, not quality. When you're an addict, you have to get it where you can get it.

hey Stevie, i know its none of my business what you do with your life, and i dont mean to sound like im your father....but seriously man, you might want to slow down abit. i love females too and i understand where youre comin from...but ballin broads like crazy is not worth the consequences. G-d forbid that you catch a horrible virus...that theres no return from. im sure you take precaution, but still man becareful.

 

[twins172_up]

i'm 32 and i and my magic number at the moment is 38....most of it was in my college days...when i got a little older i was in 3 out of my 4 serious relationships..within the past 6 years i only had 4 different women...when i was in school one of my roommates told me i could have 100k on my dick if i wasn't such a nice guy all the time..rofl..numbers aren't important to me..quality is where it is at for me now.

 

[ithiel]

quality over quantity. We all get passed the hood rats at a certain point! Id have to say tho, about a quarter of them bitches on my sheet are some real smuts! Suck your dick at the snap of fingers... rofl

 

[One-eyed Willie]

Somewhere between 200 - 300! I stopped counting a long time ago. Only a few skanks! The worst pussy I had was excellent.

 

[8InchMIKE]

Maaaaan either i am horribly envyous of some of you guys or some of these cats are bringin' the e-ego bitch count on here.

Sorry guys, i am naive BUT only to a cartain extent... I am 35 yo, been'round the block a few time ( read world ) i have traveled quite a great deal in my life because it is a passion of mine and because of family buisiness centered around travel and flight.

I have walked the walk, seen the nasty side of many cities, including NY and i must say this, i've seen quite a great deal of pussy and pussy related scenarios. Never met any one dude that was NOT a swinger and hit these kind of numbers. I even have 2 or 3 friends that are assumed PUA's ( Pick Up Artists ) and even they tell me that 100 mark is waaaay in the professional player's league. They tell me ( told them about this thread ) that it would take a real don juan to be a natural and hit these figures WITHOUT USING PROSTITUTES OF COURSE.

What is going on here?? How come some of you guys are talking 600 or 300 or even 100?! I'm alot more modest than that and i always considered myself a pretty good player, always had ease in flirts and getting them to play along and give it to me but i am nowhere near these numbers, at most, i had under 30 woman sexwise. I hope my mind isn't letting some drunken one night stands go forgoten but even if i factor those in it would still be under 50. I'll say again, i'm 35yo and kept pretty busy with all the multiple girlfriends at the same time as i'm sure most of us have or are or will but these numbers are messing with me...

Am i missing something here??!

Anyway, props to all you sex maniacs and monsters for reaping so much pussy in so litle time.

P.s. There is no such thing as Spring Break over where i'm at, no Cabo, no Cancun, no sororities or fraternities and we do party, hard... but nothing like we see in american movies such as Van Wilder and the sorts in which all kinds of sex happens pretty much everywhere, maybe that is what i missed.

Peace

Mike

 

[elpichon3000]

8inchMike you spoke very realistic! A lot men feel that they have to exagerate there conquest of females they sleeped with just as they do there "Penis EnlargementNIS" size! Any way does sleepin with 10000 women like Wilt Chamberlin says he did which I truly doubt or sleepin with 10 women makes you any less of a man?

 

[Girth Hammer]

Some of these numbers I look at and laugh. But that just goes to show how the ego will always take over for some guys when they are asked certain questions.

 

[elpichon3000]

Your right Girth if our dicks were as big as our egos we wouldn't need P.E now would we.

 

[8InchMIKE]

8inchMike you spoke very realistic! A lot men feel that they have to exagerate there conquest of females they sleeped with just as they do there "Penis EnlargementNIS" size! Any way does sleepin with 10000 women like Wilt Chamberlin says he did which I truly doubt or sleepin with 10 women makes you any less of a man?

Well i try to be realistic at all times and in all things in my life bro, i just don't deal well with lies, fallacy, dishonesty and just plain fakeness.

Don't really feel the reward is worth being untrue to oneself or others.

In the end you just fool yourself right? What's the point in that???

Peace,

Mike

 

[ithiel]

Well i try to be realistic at all times and in all things in my life bro, i just don't deal well with lies, fallacy, dishonesty and just plain fakeness.

Don't really feel the reward is worth being untrue to oneself or others.

In the end you just fool yourself right? What's the point in that???

Peace,

Mike

Most def. You can't believe a lot of shit you read on the net. It's much of an ego thing. Sometimes tho you get a vibe (either good or bad) about a person. That vibe is usually true. "Mike gives e a good vibe" HAHA. Yea man, I trust what you say Mike, cuz I got a good vibe bout you.

Nailing anywhere over 200 women is very fuckin hard. No matter how good you are at seduction, you can't nail every bitch you try an seduce. To bang that many broads you gotta be in demand and wanted by women on a popular level. Like a movie star, music artist, etc.

There was a dude on here that claimed 600+ because he got a big dick and is very attractive. I'll tell you right now thats bullshit. When someone tell me they get pussy because they good looking, I automatically know thats a lie.

Looks aint important in relevance to gaming women. They got very little to do with it. Women are wired to select "mates" not based on looks. Men on the other hand, are selective based on looks because its been wired for us. We look at looks becuase it shows the women is healthy and fit to bear good looking and healthy children. This is out biological process basically and survival of the fittest.

Shit.... Mike, they cant fake shit on a playa! :

 

[8InchMIKE]

Most def. You can't believe a lot of shit you read on the net. It's much of an ego thing. Sometimes tho you get a vibe (either good or bad) about a person. That vibe is usually true. "Mike gives e a good vibe" HAHA. Yea man, I trust what you say Mike, cuz I got a good vibe bout you.

Nailing anywhere over 200 women is very fuckin hard. No matter how good you are at seduction, you can't nail every bitch you try an seduce. To bang that many broads you gotta be in demand and wanted by women on a popular level. Like a movie star, music artist, etc.

There was a dude on here that claimed 600+ because he got a big dick and is very attractive. I'll tell you right now thats bullshit. When someone tell me they get pussy because they good looking, I automatically know thats a lie.

Looks aint important in relevance to gaming women. They got very little to do with it. Women are wired to select "mates" not based on looks. Men on the other hand, are selective based on looks because its been wired for us. We look at looks becuase it shows the women is healthy and fit to bear good looking and healthy children. This is out biological process basically and survival of the fittest.

Shit.... Mike, they cant fake shit on a playa! :

True dat dawg, true dat...

Words from the wise bro...

Peace,

Mike

 

[Frank-Butcher]

well im 26 i lost my viginty at age 24 lol pretty sad! Im a ugly fucker but got meh numba upto 3 now wtg me. I will keep on tryin. Lower ur standard double ur average. cover the face and pump the base!! for years i have been lookin for love for some reason. I get attatched quick but my ex has fucked my head up and im just out to get laid now from whatever women looks my way!

 

[MAXAMEYES]

I'm damn near 50 and I grew up at a time when all ya needed to get laid was a coupla joints or a quart o' Jack Daniels. Concert tickets helped too.

I worked security for years on local shows and that was a helluva good way to work in some serious volume on meetin' chicks. If you weren't too "selective" there was always the "hey, I'm meetin my boyfriend here, but my girlfriend needs a date-kinda date".

Picked a chick up in a headshop (anybody remember those?) one Christmas Eve....
Ahhh...the good times before herpes and AIDS; when all ya had to worry about was the clap....sigh...

 

[Frank-Butcher]

whats a headshop? yes getting laid can be worring in todays desiease infested society. always use Rubbers guys!!!! its a must if u want ur cock to not fall off!

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Head shop's where ya once went to buy bongs, papers, blacklight posters, lava lamps, incense, optical illusions, Jimi Hendrix painted on black velvet, puzzle boxes to hide the good stuff in, bitch about "The Man", get good info on the best dope makin' the rounds, buy tickets to the Floyd concert, learn the newest homegrowin' techniques, scope what neighborhoods were attractin' attention, listen to the latest albums...crashed out on bean-bag couches, learn new uses for hemp, and just generally to hang out, get high and get laid.

Man, life was simple then.

 

[Frank-Butcher]

haha sounds like a blast haha

 

[chazster]

I will chime in. I am 25. My first lay was at 18 in college and we dated serious for 2 years and were fwb after that for the remainder of college. That being said in college I had 1. 2.5 years later I am up to 9. Of those 9 8 were asian. 6 of which were in this magical land of Japan. (though not all Japanese). Oh wait. I just remembered.. make that 10 and 2 being white. One was just something I wanted to forget. *shudders*

 

[DLD]

Over 100 here I was in a band for a few years

 

[saltysea420]

I'm 20 and I've had 2 girlfriends ... of course having sex with with both. I lost it when I was 17.

Now ... when you guys talk about having slept with ... shit .. even 15 girls by the age of 30 ... seriously?

To my that is just fucking nasty. You didn't date these girls. You probably fucked em after knowing of them for a couple days ... if that. You most likely didn't even get these whores names! You don' know a DAMN thing about them, and you just wailed away at their pussies like animals. I have acquaintances that have slept with a lot ... and in my mind A LOT is like 10 or 15. And I know the girls. just a bunch of trashy, slutty whores. Girls that I guess could be considered "cute" .... but nothing I would come close to with a 10 foot pole. Just because some skank wears 20 pounds of makeup, bleeches/irons their hair, and wears designer sunglasses to cover up her hideous face does NOT make them good looking. I look past that bullshit. Sorry if I sound like an asshole but it's fucking true. you can't sit there and tell me that you slept with 20+ girls and a majority of them WEREN'T whores. Please.

Just the other day in one of my lectures I was blessed by being able to overhear this one whore talk to her other whore friend. She was talking about how she got laid 3 times by 3 different guys all in the same weekend. She didn't even know their names. How do you have sex with somebody and not even know their names. To me that's just primitive.

And trust me ... I love women. I love doing everything to them every which way. sex is fucking. awesome. But to sleep with a girl to just bust a nut .. to me that is just wrong.

/My opinion

oh and p.s. to these tools that say well over 100+ (except for DLD for obvious reasons)your full of shit. you probably don't even know 100 people. let alone girls. let alone having sex with all of them. prostitutes don't count either. being one of those weird ass swingers dont count either. and that shit is WEIRD. talk about primitive.

 

[savageblue]

Had a girlfriend for 4 years, to whom I lost my virginity (was 21 years old at the time), and then we broke up.
Right after that, the anger and frustration lead me to a 4 month period where I decided to go and fulfil some fantasies I hadn't been able to fulfil with my now ex-girlfriend. Thus, I was with three women during that time, two of them were 10 years older than me, another was 20 years older (meh, MILF fetish, only one of them was up to the fame).
And then I realized that sex alone wasn't my thing. It was too devoid of emotions to please me.
After one more month of abstinence, I eventually started dating with my current girlfriend, and I am pleased to say that I've never been happier nor more sexually satisfied before.
So, if all goes well, my number is 5, and 5 it will remain for the rest of my days. Unless, of course, somewhere along the way we decide to have a FFM threesome rofl, but I somehow don't see that happening

 

[All2Real]

I had been a playa all my life until my recent relationship which has been slightly over 2 years. I lost my virginity at 15 and by 16 I had 34 females on my list. I would fuck 2 or 3 different chicks in a single day sometimes if it was a luck day for me, honestly. I stopped counting at about 60 plus chicks and that was waay back. I believe I should be from 150 to 200, maybe a little more or a little less but I think I'm definately in that range. I'm now 30 but actually stopped fuckin bitches 2 years ago. I'm now happy with the woman of my dreams.

 

[DLD]

I had been a playa all my life until my recent relationship which has been slightly over 2 years. I lost my virginity at 15 and by 16 I had 34 females on my list. I would fuck 2 or 3 different chicks in a single day sometimes if it was a luck day for me, honestly. I stopped counting at about 60 plus chicks and that was waay back. I believe I should be from 150 to 200, maybe a little more or a little less but I think I'm definately in that range. I'm now 30 but actually stopped fuckin bitches 2 years ago. I'm now happy with the woman of my dreams.

Ya had to go through 200 to find the right one! I commend you sir

 

[saltysea420]

we should make a new thread:

How many STI's have you caught???

 

[GettingTo9]

Hmm, another poll that made me think. There's definitely a guilty, anti-sex feel to a lot of the posts here.

I love sex. I don't have a sexual addiction, but I hit 50 when I was in college. That was a couple decades ago. I'm way over 200 - 300 hundred now. As are almost all of my buddies. My little brother had so many women in college that he started feeling guilty about it, but all his women knew that it was just sex and didn't mean a lifetime commitment. They were completely fine with it.

Obviously, the more time you spend single, the higher your numbers will be. I will also add that it's easier if you live in a big city. I've spent most of my adult life in relationships, and when I'm in a relationship, I'm monogamous. When I'm single, though, I don't deny myself sex. I don't go to bars or clubs anymore, but back in my 20's and 30's, it was really easy to go out and get laid any weekend night I wanted. Not that I always wanted to, but it was always available.

Just remember that just because people like sex doesn't make them skanks or players. I play responsibly. I don't touch drugs. I've never had an std. All of my partners have been very attractive. Yeah, there have been a few adult entertainment stars in there (not my preference at all (I usually avoid them), but I do live in CA, and some of them are pretty hot), but most were educated, responsible, mature people who simply enjoy sex and don't feel guilty about it. Come on, guys - what's the point of having a big dick if you don't use it?

 

[savageblue]

Come on, guys - what's the point of having a big dick if you don't use it?

Being able to pee farther?

 

[DLD]

Being able to pee farther?

Peeing can feel pretty awesome, especially when you have a few iced teas in you (or beer).

 

[Crazy Doc]

I feel a little better not being alone in my category. I also like that the classification gets better as the numbers go up.... Imagine what the one for women who have slept with 100+ men would be called ROFL. Love that particular double standard.

 

[truant]

I had sex with 3 girls and never came. Haven't had sex in almost 2 years. For me it's rare that I meet girls.