Fess up, boys! Have you ever been completely unable to get it up?
In the last 11 years of marriage, I have been completely unable to get it up twice. Once, I had a horrible cold, and my wife just had to have some dick. I tried like hell but it just wouldn't cooperate and just laid on its side like a dead dog. The second time, I was on cold medicine as well. When I realized cold medicine killed my hard-ons, I quit taking it. I may be sick, feverish, wheezing with snot running down my face, but if the old girl wants it, she's getting it!
In the last 11 years of marriage, I have been completely unable to get it up twice. Once, I had a horrible cold, and my wife just had to have some dick. I tried like hell but it just wouldn't cooperate and just laid on its side like a dead dog. The second time, I was on cold medicine as well. When I realized cold medicine killed my hard-ons, I quit taking it. I may be sick, feverish, wheezing with snot running down my face, but if the old girl wants it, she's getting it!
