chick's underware

[Jason1]

Hey guys I've had a good amount of chicks but the one problem I have is getting a chick's bra off. I usualyy just slip it of because I never wanted to fiddle around and have myself look unexperienced. Can anyone give any tips. And plus I would really like to eventually be able to do it with one hand.

 

[Spektrum]

Dude, I was with a girl with bigguns for over 2 years. It's NEVER easy for a guy to take it off. I probably took that thing off over 600 times and I never got the hang of it, lol

 

[fallen_one23]

well, as long as your girl uses thesame type of bra each time, you'll eventually get used to it

 

[erm1981]

I like the ones that fasten on the front between the peaks

 

[oopapercutoo]

Maybe I'm just a lucky son of a bitch, but I've never had problems getting them off. Matter of fact, I usually remove them one handed. Place your thumb and middle finger outside the connector piece (clasp, I think it's called) and just squeeze them together...works like a charm for me. It might take a little practice to get the technique down, but it works for me.

 

[Dario]

Originally posted by erm1981
I like the ones that fasten on the front between the peaks

Agreed - my gf wears those all the time.

 

[cacavolante]

Luckily for me, i find it more attractive when a girl keeps her bra on...something about it.

Especially if its some hot lingerie or victorias secret type deal, satin like or whatever.

It just turns me on more than naked boobs....weird.

 

[finalsight]

I've never had problems with bras, the first time i got into that situation i got it undone in no time in fact she said she had a harder time doing it.

 

[Jason1]

do you got any tips on specifically how tto do it?

 

[wants9]

I actually heard about this as part of a joke on "That '70's Show":

Give your girlfriend a nice bra as a gift, BUT buy a second bra of the same type to keep and practice with it on a pillow. The girlfriend will probably want to wear the gift when you take her out, and you've had practice undoing it beforehand.

 

[finalsight]

heres my easy technique for one handed bra release.

-Use 4 fingers (digits if your pedantic about the thumb)
-the middle finger and the index finger using the scissor action to grip and the thumb and ring finger using their tips to grip.
-grip close to the catch either side with your gripping sets.
-move your fingers slightly apart, then bring them together and twist.

I think i made that more complicated than it really is as i said earlier it was just natural to me.

If the above makes sense, try it on your GF or practice with a pillow and if all fails just rip it off in frustration but say it was passion.

 

[ctmwm]

Originally posted by finalsight
heres my easy technique for one handed bra release.

-Use 4 fingers (digits if your pedantic about the thumb)
-the middle finger and the index finger using the scissor action to grip and the thumb and ring finger using their tips to grip.
-grip close to the catch either side with your gripping sets.
-move your fingers slightly apart, then bring them together and twist.

I think i made that more complicated than it really is as i said earlier it was just natural to me.

If the above makes sense, try it on your GF or practice with a pillow and if all fails just rip it off in frustration but say it was passion.

I use the same method but I only use 3 fingers one underneath and two on top, then twist. Gotta love the 38D's BABY

 

[johnny77]

find a girl with perky tits that doesnt need a bra.....:bottumsup

 

[PirateSteve]

Move to Florida. They don't wear bras here...

 

[fender646]

I LOVE the one-handed technique. Its a great converstion piece, and a great trick to do at a bar or party. It always makes the girls giggle and blush.

When girls see you do that, it makes it seem like your this experienced lover, who would be great in bed.

 

[finalsight]

The thing they love even more is the no hand technique, in other words with your mouth but this can lead to injuries.

Also if your nimble enough you can use your toes (that just wows them), i've only managed to do that once.

 

[Jason1]

How do you do the one handed technique over the shirt? I've seen someone do it before but I have ALWAYS wanted to be able to just walk up and do that to a chick.

 

[Godsize]

"I actually heard about this as part of a joke on "That '70's Show""

Ha! That exact episode was just on tonight!

"How do you do the one handed technique over the shirt? I've seen someone do it before but I have ALWAYS wanted to be able to just walk up and do that to a chick."

You can! It's easy. You just gotta place your hand in the right spot. When you're able to pull it off one-handed you'll feel like such a king!!

 

[Jason1]

Hey Godsize, can you go a little more in depth on how. I want to be that king.

 

[Godsize]

Just remember that chloroform is your friend. Ha ha just kidding.

If the clasp is in the back of the bra, just place your fingertips in the area so that you know the clasp is in between your thumb and index/middle fingers. Then all you do is sort of "pinch" the strap together and it'll unhook. Sometimes it's a little tougher than that (multiple hooks, velcro *heh heh*)... then you gotta sorta "hold" one side of the bra with your other fingers while you use your thumb and index fingers to defeat the clasp. If done correctly it'll be like a "snapping your fingers" kind of motion and the bra just unhooks. It takes a little bit of dexterity and maybe a little practice. You might have beginner's luck and get it right off the first time... and once you do it once you can do it every time unless she wears a different kind of bra.

"releasing the twins" from a bra single handedly might even be easier than I remember it. With all the new bras coming out with all their trendy-ass shit, who knows what kinds of closures they may use? It may be idiot-proof even for the girl. A lot of chicks wear bras that clasp in the front these days. And it's about fuckin' time they invented that one! What took them so long? I don't really pay attention to bras and most of the time the girl strips it off herself and I can just "sit there groovin' on it".

But I remember having to take off a girl's bra once or twice. Sometimes you run into a few problems. Just never panic over it. She might think you're a dork and change her mind, leaving you with a tittyless evening. If you're having trouble, make a joke about it. Try to be "cute" about it. Maybe she won't think you're a stalker if you play your cards right. And don't "drop everything" and concentrate on getting the bra off... she'll feel creepy if you ignore her and wrestle with her bra.

Remember, you're fooling around with a willing partner here, right? Don't worry... if you can't get her bra off, you don't "fail" for the night and she just gets up and leaves. You'll see those titties, don't you worry.

Just be cool about it. Don't think about it. Just feel around back there. It's real easy to do (unless she's laying on her back). And if you ever manage to pop it off perfectly with one hand, you will feel so cool like Fonzi. She'll even be amused.

It's especially fun when you do it to a girl through her shirt in a public place. Just walk up to a random chick at the mall who's wearing a tight enough shirt that you can clearly see the bra clasp. Now just walk up to her and do your thing. One quick motion and she'll be running to the restroom to go rehook her boulder holsters. Boy will her face be red. You can fuck a girl's whole shit up if you do that to her. She'll have to go to the bathroom, take her shirt off (thus messing up her hair), take her bra off (or partially off), put it back on/rehook it, adjust her bussoms for comfort, put her shirt back on, then fix her hair/makeup. That's a solid 20 minutes, man!

 

[dopefish]

Originally posted by oopapercutoo
Maybe I'm just a lucky son of a bitch, but I've never had problems getting them off. Matter of fact, I usually remove them one handed. Place your thumb and middle finger outside the connector piece (clasp, I think it's called) and just squeeze them together...works like a charm for me. It might take a little practice to get the technique down, but it works for me.

This is the technique i also use, and it seems to be easier to do with one hand than 2. The second one kinda gets in the way if you try 2 hands!


dopefish

 

[Jason1]

How many clasps do bras usually have?

 

[dopefish]

usually 3.

dopefish

 

[Jason1]

I thought it was three also. But I was wondering than how do those dudes go up to chicks and do it really fast before the chick realizes. I mean I can only get off one clasp at a time.