Autofellatio

[DMcC]

Can you self suck?

 

[Need2more]

NOT me, but she /he can do it....

 

[DLD]

NOT me, but she /he can do it....

That is disturbing but sexy at the same time:blush: WOW!

 

[Need2more]

I think she may have sucked up one Ball already?rofl rofl rofl

 

[Krazed]

I think she may have sucked up one Ball already?rofl rofl rofl

Haha yeah used her dick as a straw

 

[DLD]

I mean, her cock is bigger than her body??? That is just normal to suck your own cock when it is as big as your body, no?

 

[Krazed]

I mean, her cock is bigger than her body??? That is just normal to suck your own cock when it is as big as your body, no?

Well if its your only option then maybe, but if the gettin' is good then theirs no sense.. I heard it isnt great pleasure to do it to yourself anyway.

 

[Hyoscyamus]

I can't do it myself, so I'm not one to judge. But I read "The Art Of Auto Fellatio" by Gary Griffin and the guys who are able to suck themselves seem to enjoy it a lot, even when they are in a steady relationship.

 

[misterious]

I would love to be able to do it. But my small penis doesn't allow for it ... another disadvantage to having a small cock

 

[goinfor11x7]

I'm too long-waisted.

 

[PenilePersist]

Who closed the poll? I can do it to just past my head if I'm limbered up, but it is a bit painful for the neck and back and not worth it. Imagine if you got too excited and had to go to the hospital from over stretching your neck/back.
My dick is about 7 inches long. I prefer to use the [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]Flesh Light[/words] and real pussy and female mouths. I presume that even if I make it to 9+ inches and can suck myself past half-shaft then I still won't like it much at all.

 

[PenilePersist]

I mean, her cock is bigger than her body??? That is just normal to suck your own cock when it is as big as your body, no?

lol Was that a confession on your part? With your massive schLONG and your weight loss you should be able to suck yourself off EASILY.

 

[bigcharlie]

I could barely reach it when I was 14. Now-- hell no. And that was with a lot of painful contortion. Gotta get another 2 inches to reach it again... and even then, I'd rather have a female's mouth.

 

[nedpickle]

I used to be able to

 

[3lee]

Ive got to where I can just past the head, but its painful.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Dedicated Internet perv that I am, I've seen two or three tranny-auto-suck pictures and I've always felt the need to ask this question:
Dude, if you can suck yer own dick; why in the FUCK do you need tits !?!?
What da fuck, ya wanna get greedy and nibble yer own nipples too !?
Guess some folks just ain't never satisfied.

 

[GashKing]

I'd love to suck my own cock ! Do the guys that suck their own cocks swallow ? I wish I could actually get a big enough cock to bend it under my legs and fuck my asshole ? LOL, just kiddin' ! :O

Would love to suck myself off though. rofl

 

[goinfor11x7]

King,

You need an in-house chiropractor to straighten your back out afterwards.

BTW, there was a guy from Europe who did fuck himself in the asshole. He wanted to know if this was a good way to gain. People made fun of him and he left. I can't remember if that was here or at T's. He was quite serious about the prospects of gaining length this way.

Hope your party is a "bang-up" success!!

 

[GashKing]

King,

You need an in-house chiropractor to straighten your back out afterwards.

BTW, there was a guy from Europe who did fuck himself in the asshole. He wanted to know if this was a good way to gain. People made fun of him and he left. I can't remember if that was here or at T's. He was quite serious about the prospects of gaining length this way.

Hope your party is a "bang-up" success!!

goinfor11x7,

thanks man, . . . .LOL, are you serious about the guy wanting to fuck his own ass ? LMAO :O Holy Moly

Thanks for the good luck at the "Party Week" ! I wont be on next week , so keep the "Cadets" in line soldier . . . . LOL. I will have my hands full of pussy, cocks, toys, food, beer, whiskey, etc . . . . . . LOL. Ran my nuts off this weekend to help get the "Party Week Location" ready to run perfect. Cant wait to sleep with the women in the middle of the "big" floor (blankest, sheets, lube, toys, panties, thongs, lingerie all over the place) and/or visit many of the members private suites for the night and see whats going on. I may join in the fun this time? Gotta show off my new length/girth. I am going to take my pump to "Party Week" and pump the hell outta my prick so I can walk around with a huge thick hanging cock to show all.

See ya all in a week - Monday 30th. :band: :allhail:

 

[Krtel]

Is it me or doesn't this thread sound a bit... hum... weird?

 

[PenilePersist]

Is it me or doesn't this thread sound a bit... hum... weird?

Insecure or inhibited, maybe? Hang around long enough and you will be desensitized and less inhibited. You may also benefit in that manner from eFukt - Open Your Fucking Eyes and stileproject.com .

 

[Krtel]

Insecure or inhibited, maybe? Hang around long enough and you will be desensitized and less inhibited. You may also benefit in that manner from eFukt - Open Your Fucking Eyes and stileproject.com .

Are you saying it is "normal" for a straight guy to want to suck his own dick?

Lol I'm laughing with this!

John - Hey Michael, what's up? Did you go to the disco yesterday night?

Michael - Oh no, not at all. I stayed at home sucking my own dick. I do that because I'm so fu**** macho!

 

[PenilePersist]

Are you saying it is "normal" for a straight guy to want to suck his own dick?

Lol I'm laughing with this!

John - Hey Michael, what's up? Did you go to the disco yesterday night?

Michael - Oh no, not at all. I stayed at home sucking my own dick. I do that because I'm so fu**** macho!

It is normal for a man to want to masturbate. It is normal for a man to enjoy oral sex. Over many years, I have seen anonymous polls about if people would like to be able to give themselves a blow job or not ... and I have yet to see a result where the majority does not say yes.

That being said, it would be natural for a man to want to try it. For various reasons, a man may or may not want to continue as frequent as other more common masturbation techniques.Personally, I have tried it with success and it was okay, but I really don't enjoy it enough to choose it over sex with a woman, more common masturbation techniques, or my [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FleshLight[/words], or the many facets to life in general.

It is also normal, in our current society, for some men to be so effectively influenced by a society of generally unopen or even dishonest and often homophobic discussion and lifestyle habits ... that they would put aside all common sense and intellectualism when discussing such a topic due to inhibitions and insecurities of theirs that may make them feel that discussing such a simple aspect of life that has absolutely no effect on whether or not they are a real man, straight man, or manly alpha male type etc .... will destroy their masculinity and associate them with, or classify them as, weirdos.

By the way, arguably, John talking about a disco is far less macho than Michael enjoying oral sex from himself.

 

[Krtel]

In my country, the word "disco" doesn't have the meaning you were thinking of.

For example, the Ministry of Sound, in London, is considered a disco (we call it a disco).

 

[PenilePersist]

In my country, the word "disco" doesn't have the meaning you were thinking of.

For example, the Ministry of Sound, in London, is considered a disco (we call it a disco).

Googled Ministry of Sound. First result subheader:

Guide to nightclub life. The latest on trance music, house music, clubs and raves plus live webcasts from raves.

Also found this Ministry of Sound, from the UK, on MySpace:
www.myspace.com/ministryofsound

We call it techno or trance, usually.

Back to the subject. I wanted to touch on two more words (actually one compound word -kinda - and another word) you used:
1- "straight guy". Your implication is that it is homosexual to try, or practice, autofellatio - as if it is the same thing as sucking another man's dick.

Rhetorical questions for you:
Are you homosexual when you give yourself a hand job? Are you homosexual when you hold your dick while pissing? Are you homosexual when you itch or adjust your dick?

Didn't think so.

2-"macho". It's just another form of masturbation.

Rhetorical questions for you:
Are you any less macho when you masturbate? Are you any more macho when you masturbate?

Didn't think so.

 

[Krtel]

Nightclub. That is the word I was looking for. That's what we mean by "disco", but I know "disco" has a different meaning in your country.



"Are you homosexual when you hold your dick while pissing?"

Hum... well I guess I am... I'll have to learn how to piss without touching my dick!

Now serious, if someone asks you "have you ever sucked cock?", be sure to tell the truth... and that will be "Yes, I have".

 

[PenilePersist]

Nightclub. That is the word I was looking for. That's what we mean by "disco", but I know "disco" has a different meaning in your country.



"Are you homosexual when you hold your dick while pissing?"

Hum... well I guess I am... I'll have to learn how to piss without touching my dick!

Now serious, if someone asks you "have you ever sucked cock?", be sure to tell the truth... and that will be "Yes, I have".

Yes - my own. My dick is big enough for me to suck - though I did not enjoy it. I'm fucking macho, beotch.

Take care. Homophobe.

 

[AcesHigh]

King,

You need an in-house chiropractor to straighten your back out afterwards.

BTW, there was a guy from Europe who did fuck himself in the asshole. He wanted to know if this was a good way to gain. People made fun of him and he left. I can't remember if that was here or at T's. He was quite serious about the prospects of gaining length this way.

Hope your party is a "bang-up" success!!

Hahaha, I remember that guy. I think he was from Norway..wasn't he?