Recent content by Salami

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    Advice On Women Anyone?

    I agree with WanN... with the following additions... - They like to be told how pretty they are. Each one has their special good points. Breasts, lips, legs, nose, etc. I found they like to hear that you notice their good points. But be careful when you do it. Overdoing it gets their...
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    How about this tattoo?

    My own experience is that you should start small. You can always add, but its damned hard to erase. It's kinda fun if you put a detailed tattoo in a somewhat "private" spot. Gives you a legit excuse to show it off, and that can be fun. With fine details, most will have to look closely, and...
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    What if YOUR penis was detachable?

    Ever since I was a kid, I have thought how much more fun it would be if you could easily detach your penis and testicles and scrotum from your body, then later reattach them. Maybe that has some influence on the fascination we all had over the John and Lorena Bobbitt story a few years back...
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    Different Method of hanging

    Anyone here into sail boats? I have been considering the ropes and pulleys (sheets and blocks) you see criss-crossing all over a sail boat. Let your imagination run wild with the hookups you could use on your penis (or testicles - mine hang nearly to my knees now) - even while asleep in bed...
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    My Wife Keeps My Penis When I Die!

    Actually, I've already gone the rubber and cast plastic replica route. Several years ago, a mold was made from my penis, and was used to make a product line of rubber dildos by Doc Johnson Enterprises out of LA, Calif. Several hundred thousand exact copies of my genitals were sold around the...
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    Different Method of hanging

    So, what's the greatest weight/load that any of you have ever put on your penis? My wife is determined that I should pull the car with her in it, by pulling with her (my?) penis. She has me up to lifting a 65-lb. cast iron anvil with the scrotum. That used to burn a little, but doesn't...
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    my problem ....

    Thanks, Stallion! I have lots to learn. I'm very lucky because I have a very good wife who enjoys me and enjoys doing things with "Elmo" - pet name for my penis. Are there certain exercises that a wife can be especially effective at?
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    my problem ....

    "I never heard about one corpus cavernosum being larger than the other, and it's very interesting to hear, for some reason. " ... All my life (I'm now in my 50's) the left side of my penis has always had a subtle "bulge" about midway down the shaft, while the right side is straight as an...
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    Different Method of hanging

    Can anyone tell me how you attach a SIGNIFICANT weight safely to my penis? I have seen photos of a competition that I think is done in the Orient - Korea, Taiwan, Thailand, wherever. The deal is thhey have this public competition where the guys wear robes with a rope somehow attached to...
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    My Wife Keeps My Penis When I Die!

    Like most of you, I have spent a lot of time enjoying my penis and testicles. It seems that we really are born with our favorite toys attached to us. I decided years ago that when I die, I don't want my penis and testicles to go to waste. I feel they are too good to be tossed out. My wife...
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