You can make $500 and hour but here's the catch.....

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stillwantmore

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...youre a male escort. What are your feelings on that? I dont know what male escorts typically make, but I have heard the dollar value of $500 thrown around. Would you do it? What if you were having to spend time with unnatractive (but obiously not broke) clients? Maybe you have to have sex with 400lb women with beards and artificial limbs on occasion as well. What if you had to swing 'both ways' sexually...be with women and men? Where would you draw the line?
 
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500 bucks is alot of chingy... but i would have said no.

I want to choose which female i want to sleep with, not the other way around. If i were a chick it would have been a tricky thing too, maybe they get abused by some rapist, catch HIV or something, its not worth it!

But porn is safer, so a pornstar it would have been YES FOR FUCK SAKE! LOL

In thois case NO THANK YOU!
 

ItsElectric

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Hmm, yeah why not $500 is a lot of cash, and pussy is pussy (in a sense). :rocker:

-ItsElectric
 

C-Guy

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Well I can think of worse things. Like sleeping with a 400 pound bearded woman and NOT getting paid for it!. Seriously, not really sure. But then I am a spontanious guy and often go with a whim, so why not.
 

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I think if women are gonna pay for something they could easily get for free, then they're gonna want something perfect, like some shaved-chest bodybuilder type with a 9" flaccid. On top of that, they'll be old, rich bitches with serious emotional and pyschological problems... not mention a peg leg or something. Whatever the situation is, expect it to be hideous.

Of course, I could be completely wrong since most likely you'll be showing up at gay dude's apartments. So if you like to get your dick sucked by a man, or get pissed on by a 60 year old homosexual, then being a male escort is for you.

I'm not sure what the statistics are for just who or what calls for male escorts, but I'll betcha 9 times out of ten, it'll be men.
 

bigbutnottoo

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you wouldnt actually have to have sex. Now, i know what you are thinking.. Who's gonna pay that much for just someones time? No one, really. However, you are not obligated as it is illegal (most places anyway). I know a girl who used to escort and she said the guys had to sign something saying the payment was for time, not sexual favors. if anything else happened it would be whatever happens with consentual adults. And she said she never slept with them.

i dont think someone would pay me for this anyway. If its non-sexual, maybe. I'm goodlooking, but not too good with sex.
 

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Originally posted by Godsize
I'm not sure what the statistics are for just who or what calls for male escorts, but I'll betcha 9 times out of ten, it'll be men.
As far as I know, that's correct. Females generally don't have to pay for sex.
 

SnakePlissken

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Originally posted by Godsize
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Of course, I could be completely wrong since most likely you'll be showing up at gay dude's apartments. So if you like to get your dick sucked by a man, or get pissed on by a 60 year old homosexual, then being a male escort is for you.

I'm not sure what the statistics are for just who or what calls for male escorts, but I'll betcha 9 times out of ten, it'll be men.
The man is correct. I do love his phrasing of words though.
 

kinesis

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Ive successfully studied Duce Bigelow the Male Gigilo and learned that if a female feels she has to call an escort shes lacking major shyt in her life, if you find out what it is and give her what she needs your clients will be more then satisfied, and Ive learnd from my own personal study of woman, most of them only wants a companion, someone to talk to, they dont wanna screw all night, but if they did they would come out and say it..but that falls hand in hand with what i said, give them what they need and theyll be satisfied...
 

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Originally posted by Godsize
"Did you say steak?"
HAHAHAHA. I was thinking that the whole time I was reading this post!! LOL


Seriously tho alot of guys, including myself, have fantasised about having this job, but I think in this field of work the bad clearly outweighs the good. Maybe like as one you said, you are a muscle bound stud with a massive dong, capable of coming ten times a night. You're not gonna get beautiful women wanting to pay you to fuck them, it just doesn't happen.
 

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