Mine without question would be the following:
Idle thought pops into the mind of KongDong...
"Hmm, if heat is good for healing, then maybe I could try some of this icy hot on my johnson."
1 second later...ok, this feels good
5 seconds later...this is starting to burn
10 seconds later...holy god this hurts *hops in shower*
15 seconds later...I'm going to have chemical burn marks for life
20 seconds later...tears of pain come down inadvertently
25 seconds later...falling down in the shower in pain
30 seconds later...pain starts to subside
1 minute later...all is well
I hurt for about another hour...lesson learned!
So what's your story?
Idle thought pops into the mind of KongDong...
"Hmm, if heat is good for healing, then maybe I could try some of this icy hot on my johnson."
1 second later...ok, this feels good
5 seconds later...this is starting to burn
10 seconds later...holy god this hurts *hops in shower*
15 seconds later...I'm going to have chemical burn marks for life
20 seconds later...tears of pain come down inadvertently
25 seconds later...falling down in the shower in pain
30 seconds later...pain starts to subside
1 minute later...all is well
I hurt for about another hour...lesson learned!
So what's your story?