What's the stupidist thing you've done making your wang bigger?

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Mine without question would be the following:
Idle thought pops into the mind of KongDong...

"Hmm, if heat is good for healing, then maybe I could try some of this icy hot on my johnson."

1 second later...ok, this feels good
5 seconds later...this is starting to burn
10 seconds later...holy god this hurts *hops in shower*
15 seconds later...I'm going to have chemical burn marks for life
20 seconds later...tears of pain come down inadvertently
25 seconds later...falling down in the shower in pain
30 seconds later...pain starts to subside
1 minute later...all is well
I hurt for about another hour...lesson learned!

So what's your story?
 

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This thread should get interesting. lol

I've never done anything stupid with Penis Enlargement, but I can remember a time when I was preparing to can some hot peppers I had grown. I had some latex gloves on, to keep from burning my skin. I took them off to go piss and I must have handled a little bit of peppers with my bare hands, cause I evidently got some on my dick. A couple minutes after pissing, I was fighting back tears while gripping my dingdonger with a death grip. Within five minutes, I was laying in a tub of cold water , wishing the burning would stop.
 
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penguinsfan said:
This thread should get interesting. lol

I've never done anything stupid with Penis Enlargement, but I can remember a time when I was preparing to can some hot peppers I had grown. I had some latex gloves on, to keep from burning my skin. I took them off to go piss and I must have handled a little bit of peppers with my bare hands, cause I evidently got some on my dick. A couple minutes after pissing, I was fighting back tears while gripping my dingdonger with a death grip. Within five minutes, I was laying in a tub of cold water, wishing the burning would stop.
That's one way to spice up your life!!
 
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penguinsfan said:
This thread should get interesting. lol

I've never done anything stupid with Penis Enlargement, but I can remember a time when I was preparing to can some hot peppers I had grown. I had some latex gloves on, to keep from burning my skin. I took them off to go piss and I must have handled a little bit of peppers with my bare hands, cause I evidently got some on my dick. A couple minutes after pissing, I was fighting back tears while gripping my dingdonger with a death grip. Within five minutes, I was laying in a tub of cold water, wishing the burning would stop.
Ouch!!!!! Man, just reading that made my dick go hide in between my legs! :D
 
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penguinsfan said:
This thread should get interesting. lol

I've never done anything stupid with Penis Enlargement, but I can remember a time when I was preparing to can some hot peppers I had grown. I had some latex gloves on, to keep from burning my skin. I took them off to go piss and I must have handled a little bit of peppers with my bare hands, cause I evidently got some on my dick. A couple minutes after pissing, I was fighting back tears while gripping my dingdonger with a death grip. Within five minutes, I was laying in a tub of cold water, wishing the burning would stop.
LMAO man, i bet that cained!
I remember the most stupid thing i ever did with Pe being very careful of course was 2 things:
The first one was when i was trying to hang weights. Not having any special equipment i Improvised and used the Cast iron weights from my Weighlifting equipment accompanied with some Parcel String! (yes i put tissue underneath the knot) I had Used a Noose being stupid as i were to when i hung the weights from all my glory the string got very tight and felt like it was cutting in!
I spent the next 10 minutes untying the knot! dont ever Do this!!
2nd thing was when i used to wear a cock ring like 24/7 even during my sleep realising it was dangerous when i woke up with a stone cold dick it scared the shit out of me! luckily everything was in perfect working order.
Thats my story.
 
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I did something very similar to The Ex. I had just started Penis Enlargement, just found out about it on the original Penis Enlargement forum. Saw some guys posting about "hanging weights", so instead of getting some more details, I just dug around online and found a pic of this arab looking guy hanging a rock from his penis via a piece of cloth. I cut up and old t-shirt of mine and tied one end to my penis and the other end to a 5lb dumb bell I had. Luckily I found out about hangers and safer methods before I went any further.
 
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One night way back I tried to fuck right after a long session and it wouldnt get up... thats about it for me unless I remember something that im forgeting right now
 
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I used a homemade noose hanger when I was playing guitar often times at a younger age. It always left my skin very sore and temporarily disfigured. One time I thought I had finally done it, I had ruined my dick. The pain was bearable, yet it was the thought of ruining my dick that hurt me. I removed the noose then the wrap to reveal a a mass of sore tissue and trapped oxygen deprived blood.

After a warm wrap and a light jelq all was fine.

Jelqing aimlessly is another dumb thing I used to do.
 
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The scariest thing for me was when I did some hard-core dry girth work without having warmed up. I wasn't watching what I was doing either - my eyes were fixed on the porn. When I finally looked down, there was blood on my fingers.

Also, I once used shampoo as a lubricant for masturbation. The day after, the thing was itching like a mother.
 
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Toothpaste on the head, dunno if that can work, because skin reacts negative against that. Like if you hold it near your eye, tears will come.
Some areas of the dick skin were red, the morning after. :p

But this cna really be something, due to the paste wo contracts with the skin, gives an burning sensation to the inner parts, and makes that, Hydromaxm kinda like some massage without touchness. Because when you brushes your teeths, doesnt your tooth-flesh feel different afterwards?
Just think about it guys, try if you want. Im curious to try it again.

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The scariest thing for me was when I did some hard-core dry girth work without having warmed up. I wasn't watching what I was doing either - my eyes were fixed on the porn. When I finally looked down, there was blood on my fingers.

Also, I once used shampoo as a lubricant for masturbation. The day after, the thing was itching like a mother.
ROFL that's hilarious! This isn't really stupid, but it was rather painful and itchy:

Got ROP in mail from Supra, and read about shaving hair from sides of balls and bottom. So, I take some shaving cream, rub it in my pubic bush until it looks like sour cream dip, and around the bottom of my testicles. Took the razor I use for regular shaving, a disposable one mind you, and began to trim. I was so fucking stupid that I just kept shaving and not watching what I was doing. So, after I get finished, like twenty minutes later, there's a fucking X in my pubic hair, and nothing else. I passed out in shock and horror, and woke up the next day to find that I had accidentally incorporated some coloring shaving cream into my pubic hair when I was shaving, so I now had a Green X of pubic hair, that was itching SOOO badly. It grew back in like a couple of months, but it itched for probably half a year. Makes my pubic hair stand on edge just thinkin about it!! lol
 
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I was hanging with a shower cap, cap come off, weights (5lbs.) dropped on my left foot. Right where the toes meet the foot. OOOOO, did that hurt.
 

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Tried to Hang 50lbs Here, that was really stupid
 
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Tried to Hang 50lbs Here, that was really stupid
did it go right down to your toes? man that would hurt!
 
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The two stupidest things I've ever done were:

One night I was out of lube, so I decided to use dish soap for my jelq session. WRONG. I figrued I washed it all off, but didn't. My skin was SOOO dry the day after, and it had this card plastic-like coat over it, and it looked all cracked. Also shriveled my dick really good.

The second one was simply shaving with a dull razor. I got razor burn from hell, and ended up doing a horrible job shaving, ouch.

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This is not Penis Enlargement, but this is the worst I've ever hurt myself.

I was digging roots up in the yard for a flower bed. I was trying to leverage a thick root out of the ground with a shovel (one of those shovels with a long, thin blade...I think they're called spade shovels) Anyway, I couldn't get the root to snap by pushing down so I pushed the shovel as far forward as my 6 foot 3, 300 lb frame could push, really put the back into it trying to snap that maple root. Suddenly, the shovel blade bent and the whipped back into shape, snapping the handle of the shovel toward me at approximately sonic speed, right into my penis and nuts. It hit so hard that I couldn't stand up or breath. I may even have been rendered semi-unconcscious cause all I remember are stars and clouds for a few seconds. I was swollen and bruised the next day....Oh yeah, my wife laughed.
 
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Ahh that sounds nasty knong, reading about gardening you remind of a time when i stepped on the end of a rake (the teeth part) and the wood flicked up, like in the cartoons and smacked me on the head, unlike in the cartoons i was knocked out for a few minutes, that shit hurts!!
 
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yea one time i wanked and did some jelqing for an hour with shampoo... OOOOF that fucking hurt for 3 days. another time i didnt tighten my wench enough and it got stuck right under my head, and it took me forever to get the damn thing off cuz the weights kept smacking my thigh and pinchin my fingers lol
 
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well, i was angry at my friend so i went into the bathroom and pulled on my penis really hard to get my anger out the skin on my dick got really red and it was irritated for like 3 days
 

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