What's the craziest thing you've done...

What's the craziest thing you've ever done or said in an effort to making someone to like or sleep with you?

" hey baby you got a nice ass. how about you bend over and let me slap it while i serve you the donkey meat"

she loves me to this day :D

lol I don't think I could ever get that out of my mouth without laughing my balls off. Good stuff. hey we all know it worked!

:D

Received head in a church during mass. It's evil and totally inappropriate and I'm sure someone here will be offended but that's pretty much the craziest thing I've done to date that wasn't illegal in some way or another.

Wurkz2hard said:

Received head in a church during mass. It's evil and totally inappropriate and I'm sure someone here will be offended but that's pretty much the craziest thing I've done to date that wasn't illegal in some way or another.

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ur my hero

well i'm not sure if this is good enough but one time, when i stuck my finger in my mouth and made it as wet as i could, i asked Samz to feel how wet it was and said to him, "See how wet this is? This is how wet you're making me right now".

I got jumped. lol

it was some sili little thing a friend of mine made up and we decided (us girls) to try it out on our guys. i was in highschool then though so yeah, it was a big deal :D

I fingered a girl and felt her up in class in the front row. It was really wild (middle school) how the teacher who was sitting at his desk like to our left never saw anything. I kept having to stop during the feeling her up part because I was afraid he'd look up any moment. It is quite amazing how that man never decided to look up or say anything at all that day. We were in a class with like two other classes while the rest of the classes went on a field trip somewhere. I liked my field trip better.

When Lived in England, I was going with a east Indian girl. one weekend we went on a coach trip to Blackpool, (a seaside town in the north, you may of heard of Blackpool Tower) Anyway to get back to the story. On the way there I placed my coat over our laps and she played with my prick for a couple of hours. I shot my lot into her hands and up her sleeve. We stopped at small town on the way called Warrington for tea and a sandwich. The old guy behind us saw that my cock was out as I folded my coat up. He said did you enjoy that wank I said of course did you. My girl had to go wash her hands, while she was there the women who had been behind us, said to her, you know dear you should not do that kind of thing on the bus, My girl said why not, because it's unfair to us older folks. So my girl said,I'll ask my boy friend if you can borrow his coat.

On the return trip, I had my coat over my lap again, this time we did dual masterbation, she rubbed my dick and I place my finger up her twat. All went well until we reached the fish and chip shop. I told her that we should stop but no, she wanted to cum. so I pressed on and then she moaned and groaned as she shot her lot. The other people on the coach looked strangly at us, as my coat kept jumping up and down, then the coach stopped and we got our selves dressed and decent again. We went to get our chips and sloppy pea's. We had no where to wash our hands. So I wiped my hands on my old hanky that was full of cum. She smiled and said lets do that again when we have eaten our sloppy pea's.

lol

At my college we have these private rooms in the library. They have a big window so you can see in, and doors that shut. Late one night I was studying with this girl (very petite, dark hair, super cute with nice little perky tits) in the private room. We got off topic and started to have sexual conversations. We were good friends and had hooked up before but had never had sex. I told her how I always wanted to have sex in the library.

One thing led to another and within a matter of minutes she was pulling down her pants and thong and sitting on my cock, facing the window. To anyone who may walk by, it looked like she was just sitting on my lap in an innocent manner. She was so wet when I entered her. I could feel her juices running down my cock. During the whole time I was inside of her, only one person walked past, but it was exhilarating. She whispered to me that she was on the pill and to just cum inside her. I couldn't resist and at that moment I blew my load inside of her. I still get hard thinking about that night.

lol @ Elgeorgio... he's gone and done it again!

philadelph said:

At my college we have these private rooms in the library. They have a big window so you can see in, and doors that shut. Late one night I was studying with this girl (very petite, dark hair, super cute with nice little perky tits) in the private room. We got off topic and started to have sexual conversations. We were good friends and had hooked up before but had never had sex. I told her how I always wanted to have sex in the library.

One thing led to another and within a matter of minutes she was pulling down her pants and thong and sitting on my cock, facing the window. To anyone who may walk by, it looked like she was just sitting on my lap in an innocent manner. She was so wet when I entered her. I could feel her juices running down my cock. During the whole time I was inside of her, only one person walked past, but it was exhilarating. She whispered to me that she was on the pill and to just cum inside her. I couldn't resist and at that moment I blew my load inside of her. I still get hard thinking about that night.

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Awesome

damn you know what guys? I think the only person who actually kept with the thread's actual topic was Samzman. lol That includes me too. I couldn't think of one so I just went with the flow. Let's get back to that somewhat too...as to what is the craziest thing you've SAID or DONE to GET someone to sleep with you...lol

This is the craziest thing that has been said to me.

An old girlfriend of mine, who I never had sex with because we dated in high school and she was catholic, "IM"ed me a couple years later after we hadn't seen eachother in a long time. I had always felt like the relationship needed some "closure" fucking and I hoped she thought that too. She said something like "When are you gonna come up to Penn State and give the fucking you owe me?" Works for me.

lol...nice.

This one happened to me about 4 month ago. I met this girl once, went out with her and everything. Had a little sex in between.

So she calls me up one day just before I left work and said: "You know what, I'm currently looking at my favorite ���� and it drives me crazy."...and she continues describing the scene-play. "There is this guy at the door the girl is giving head"...and she continues......"If you come to my place now, ring the bell....and when I open the door and you have your pants down with a boner at hand....I'll give you something you will never forget".......(She lives in an appartment building on 4th floor with two other parties)....

So, I went there, feeling pretty funny as you guys can imagine and thinking of what could be behind the door if I had my pants down and my boner in my hands. Worst case: National television !! .

I'll will only say so much: "Yup, I guess I'm not going to forget !!!"

Wurkz2hard said:

Received head in a church during mass. It's evil and totally inappropriate and I'm sure someone here will be offended but that's pretty much the craziest thing I've done to date that wasn't illegal in some way or another.

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Priests have been doing this for years...

damn where were you in the church? In the confessional thing? Or behind the organ...shit it's been a long time since i went to church...like a couple years so I can't even recall a place where you could go???????????? The bathroom I suppose? Don't tell us it was in the pews somewhere???lol

My junior year a girl jerked me off at the lunch table in the cafeteria while my ex sat right next to me lol...

My senior year of high school I got pulled into the girls bathroom and had sex the last period of the day