what's the best exercises to harden the penis?

what's the best exercises to harden the penis?

Get better erections?

8incyclops;528178 said:

Get better erections?

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yeah

Cement, Plaster, Glue
lol just had to say it lol

kegels,jelqing helped me a lot it promotes circulation but don't over do it say 50 jelqs a day 5 days a week then the next week do 60 -70 and so forth.

I was always a big fan of edging.
Helped me increase the size and quality of my erections and gave me staying power in bed like I was 35 all over again.

(Yes kids, 35 ain't really shit, as far as age is concerned. 'Long as you take care of y'self!)

relax calm down where does it hurt
base shaft or glans

icy hot or something i read that could sooth the burning but i only read this as a treatment
hemmoroid creame
hem cream being what i read soothes the skin i never tried it

Doc Holiday;528210 said:

relax calm down where does it hurt
base shaft or glans

icy hot or something i read that could sooth the burning but i only read this as a treatment
hemmoroid creame
hem cream being what i read soothes the skin i never tried it

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Suggest caution when using creams on the penis. Make very sure that you can tolerate their effect. If it is a cream which causes discomfort on typical skin, it will be excruciating on the penis or scrotum.

Once a mistake is made, such as arthritis/capsaicin cream (been there done that), I have found that sitting in an ice cold bath with constant running water for 20 minutes is a pretty decent remedy for the insane amount of pain.

hemmoroid cream you use on your butt for hemmoroids but has many other uses but still need to know which part hurts of penis are hurting is this after workout of Penis Enlargement
hem cream has many uses which do not hurt the but actually helps i had a bad rash on my leg and at time i only had hem cream the burning disapeared and 2 days later the rash disapeared

MAXAMEYES;528195 said:

I was always a big fan of edging.
Helped me increase the size and quality of my erections and gave me staying power in bed like I was 35 all over again.

(Yes kids, 35 ain't really shit, as far as age is concerned. 'Long as you take care of y'self!)

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oh yeah cant forget edging its great going have to get back into these,how long do you edge for Max? and 35 is young? whats old these days? i work in a job with a lot of early 20 somethings they make me feel old at 32

"Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter." - Satchel Paige

Here's an old post o' mine where I used my own kind of "Behind the Balls" jelqing.
I used this with, well as much edging as I either had time for-or lasted for.
I aimed more for duration than clock.



I do a variation of the ***...actually thought I invented the whole damn thing, and I was "perfecting" it before springing it upon my enraptured audience, too late!...but with mine it's a mostly "hands off" operation.

What I do is this; after a good warm-up and a typical jelq/ULI session I grab a kitchen chair and a half inflated football (American style) and get ready to pump. Me, not the ball.

Now, the footbal has to be rigid, but not too hard because; A) you need it to stay in place, and, B) you want to exercise yer cock, not mash it, and, C) you guessed it; you're gonna be sittin' on it.

I get my good ol' ���� goin for some extra stimulation and I sit with the chair backwards. (For whatever reason, this helps pump blood to the area via tightening the abs, it lets you rock back farther and helps with balance.)
Anyways, I'm in the chair, on the football, watchin' ���� and kegeling blood into my cock as hard as I can as I'm leaning back, then, when I don't think I can pump any more blood into my cock, I hold the kegel and then slowly rock forward. This forces blood into the entire length of my cock and produces some considerable pressure...that's why I go slow. I've only just started about a week ago or so, but the soreness I feel tells me I'm onto something.
There are lotsa variations you can do with this and one added extra is the workout it gives to the abs, the lower back and all those other pelvic muscles.
Ol' lady sure likes the results too.

What got me started on this is one day I was thinkin' about the girth gains I've been making recently. And I realized that most, if not all, of my gains were all in the external penis. Well, what the hell was I gonna do to keep my cock from looking like a gawdamm popsicle? (Y'know; little stick, big dick.) And this is what I came up with.

Hey, if anybody tries this, lemme know how well it works for ya. Good luck.

And for age? I ain't old...until I feel old.

8incyclops;528236 said:

oh yeah cant forget edging its great going have to get back into these,how long do you edge for Max? and 35 is young? whats old these days? i work in a job with a lot of early 20 somethings they make me feel old at 32

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I agree with the edging part, or just holding off blowing your load alltogether.

Okay, one quick story off-topic then I'm right back on it:
Wa-a-a-a-ay back at the turn of the century I was in charge of MER1 on the USS Hayler.
I had a little fireman workin' for me who looked just like Stacy Dash except "more fully packed".
I had been lusting after this little niblet for quite a long time.

Well after one long-tiring-sweaty-exasperating day of drills I took all my troops aside and explained the necessity of drilling.
And regaled them with tales of the Gulf War, gas attacks, missile inbound and actual firefighting in which proficiency from practice made all the difference in the world.

"Y'know, 'cuz blowin' up, burnin' down and dyin' just ain't much fun", I declared in my aged wisdom.
"You guys all remember the Gulf War, right?" I solicited.
To which I received this reply from "Stacy"..."Chief, I was in the sixth grade!"

At which point I no longer felt simply OLD, but really fuckin dirty too.
Not the good dirty...the pervy kind.

8incyclops;528236 said:

oh yeah cant forget edging its great going have to get back into these,how long do you edge for Max? and 35 is young? whats old these days? i work in a job with a lot of early 20 somethings they make me feel old at 32

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MAXAMEYES;528312 said:

Okay, one quick story off-topic then I'm right back on it:
Wa-a-a-a-ay back at the turn of the century I was in charge of MER1 on the USS Hayler.
I had a little fireman workin' for me who looked just like Stacy Dash except "more fully packed".
I had been lusting after this little niblet for quite a long time.

Well after one long-tiring-sweaty-exasperating day of drills I took all my troops aside and explained the necessity of drilling.
And regaled them with tales of the Gulf War, gas attacks, missile inbound and actual firefighting in which proficiency from practice made all the difference in the world.

"Y'know, 'cuz blowin' up, burnin' down and dyin' just ain't much fun", I declared in my aged wisdom.
"You guys all remember the Gulf War, right?" I solicited.
To which I received this reply from "Stacy"..."Chief, I was in the sixth grade!"

At which point I no longer felt simply OLD, but really fuckin dirty too.
Not the good dirty...the pervy kind.

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Haha nice myself I feel like I'm wasting what little youth I have left because everyone ages there is no going back that's life.

Aging is inevitable-growing old is a decision.

MAXAMEYES;528417 said:

Aging is inevitable-growing old is a decision.

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That is why we've been here for so fucking long! I have to keep asking myself, why does everybody else around me die but me? mind fart!