What size do i need to be for Magnums?

trigger said:
Remember to tear the barcode a bit so she has to go onto the store intercom and say "can I get a price check on magnum extra large condoms please". Make sure theres a few good ladies in the queue behind you and you have a semi in your pants!
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That's the best... lol
 
I wear them, and prefer them. At my current 7x6 1/8 non bone pressed size. I LOVE buying them too! I carry the box proudly all the way up to the checkout, and lay them right up there by the register.
 
stillwantmore said:
I wear them, and prefer them. At my current 7x6 1/8 non bone pressed size. I LOVE buying them too! I carry the box proudly all the way up to the checkout, and lay them right up there by the register.
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Have you gotten any odd looks or double-takes, especially from women?
 
yea i was thinkin about this same question a few days ago.... id love to be big enough to wear magnums... haha pull one out sometime and be like bam
 
stillwantmore said:
A LOT of grins. No remarks yet.
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SWM, you need to get the "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" t-shirt to wear when you go rubber shopping. :D
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
I would love to know the feeling of going up to a check out girl and dropping a box of
Trojan Magnum XL on the counter.........just once!
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It's kinda neet!!! :p :p :p
 
yea, i was wondering what size i should choose to
my dick is long, but not that thick
so i was worried that it was gonna be sliding off and shit

what size should i get?
my current size is on my signature
 
probably the magnum large, and u have good girth man! you'll move to XL very soon maybe in another half inch or something!

I use regular condoms now, but having to buy extra large ones would be fun haha

(my current size is 5.75x4.75)
 
pimpinlilchris, that was my starting size i think also.

sportzplaya3000,
You'd be fine with these!
Trojan Magnum - Large Size
 
I get them for blowjobs...wife doesn't like me firing one off in her mouth.

I went shopping for them at Wal-mart one night with my wife and there was a couple teenage girls in the same aisle. I was like, oops! and started to walk off and she says real loud, "Where are you going? Come over here and help me find those big ones!" She then proceeds to say outloud, "Where are the big ones at? I don't see them! Don't they make them any more?" I was very embarassed, but also very amused, cause the teenage girls were giggling and looking at my wife and me. If a guy buys them alone, women think, "Uh-huh! In your dreams, maybe...!" But when your wife is next to you going, "Get those! Those are the extra large ones!" You get alot of looks.

I bought them on my own one evening and had an Asian checkout lady. She zipped through the other stuff I had but stopped when she got to the Magnum XLs and stared hard at me. That was pretty embarassing, too. Thank god she didn't have to do a price check. Some guys would think that was cool, but I would be very embarassed over that.

Is there any size bigger than XL, I wonder. Although they are kind off lose right under the head on me, they are still a little tight at the base and want to try to ride up...probably because of the turkey neck, but not sure. Length is not a problem, as I still have some room to grow there, but the width of my penis is alot thicker at the bottom and causes me some headaches trying to keep a condom on.
 
kong1971 said:
I get them for blowjobs...wife doesn't like me firing one off in her mouth.

I went shopping for them at Wal-mart one night with my wife and there was a couple teenage girls in the same aisle. I was like, oops! and started to walk off and she says real loud, "Where are you going? Come over here and help me find those big ones!" She then proceeds to say outloud, "Where are the big ones at? I don't see them! Don't they make them any more?" I was very embarassed, but also very amused, cause the teenage girls were giggling and looking at my wife and me. If a guy buys them alone, women think, "Uh-huh! In your dreams, maybe...!" But when your wife is next to you going, "Get those! Those are the extra large ones!" You get alot of looks.

I bought them on my own one evening and had an Asian checkout lady. She zipped through the other stuff I had but stopped when she got to the Magnum XLs and stared hard at me. That was pretty embarassing, too. Thank god she didn't have to do a price check. Some guys would think that was cool, but I would be very embarassed over that.

Is there any size bigger than XL, I wonder. Although they are kind off lose right under the head on me, they are still a little tight at the base and want to try to ride up...probably because of the turkey neck, but not sure. Length is not a problem, as I still have some room to grow there, but the width of my penis is alot thicker at the bottom and causes me some headaches trying to keep a condom on.
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I enjoyed that Kong! So funny haha! very interesting wife you got there. :D
 
kong1971 said:
I get them for blowjobs...wife doesn't like me firing one off in her mouth.
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<:( I feel bad for you, but I know you two have a great relationship, so that's what counts. :)

I went shopping for them at Wal-mart one night with my wife and there was a couple teenage girls in the same aisle. I was like, oops! and started to walk off and she says real loud, "Where are you going? Come over here and help me find those big ones!" She then proceeds to say outloud, "Where are the big ones at? I don't see them! Don't they make them any more?" I was very embarassed, but also very amused, cause the teenage girls were giggling and looking at my wife and me.
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Dude, that's some funny shit.

I bought them on my own one evening and had an Asian checkout lady. She zipped through the other stuff I had but stopped when she got to the Magnum XLs and stared hard at me. That was pretty embarassing, too.
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Hey, big or small, a man's got whatever he's got, at that moment. Just give her a "so what?" shrug.
 
I can't wait to do this...I have to work on my girth though. Girth just happens to be what takes me longer to gain and im not even gaining anything in the length department lately..ugh.
 
She has and will take one for the team, but it is not her favorite thing...and I don't like it when she gags. It's kind of gross to me. She tries, though, and that's what counts. I don't force her cause that's why she's hesitant about it. Her prick of an ex used to force her to take it in the mouth and it really turned her off to that. She wants to do it for me, though, and the last time she did she was pretty okay with it. Almost proud, cause it didn't bother her that bad! Still, I don't push it. I am what you might call a "shooter". Not Peter North level, but it's alot and it goes pretty far. I have shot myself in the forehead, and once in the eye. The eye was bad. It burned like shit and my eye got all bloodshot from it, even though I washed it out, cause it was open when the missile struck. I usually don't let her suck me off to finish unless I have drained the pipes earlier that day or the day before. I even precum alot. She'll be like "Eww, did you cum?" and I'll be, "Nope. Not yet. Sorry!" What can I say...she really turns me on! It's that long, wavy red hair and tig ol bitties! :)
 
Oh, forgot to mention earlier guys!

The last time I bought some condoms (the Magnum XL's), the box I grabbed, which was on the front of the rack, literally had a layer of dust on top of it. I thought that was pretty funny, as I did not notice any such layer of dust on the other boxes of other types of condoms.

I can relate to your woes there Kong. Current g/f does not like it in the mouth either. I cannot masturbate sitting up watching ���� unless I'm very careful when I ejaculate, or I use my FleshLight to catch the load. Otherwise I will end up looking like one of the girls on the screen after the big money shot ;)
 
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why dont you guys just have a towel handy. So if shes going down on you, just pull it out of her mouth right before you go and shoot it into the towel.

Getting a bj w/ a condom on sounds miserable <:(
 
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